Club Jessica Jones review

We’re now all aware of the fact that American housewives are not, by and large, the sexually ambivalent, shy and reserved women the general public have long assumed them to be, and, if porn is any indication (“life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates cheap pornography,”), they’re actually quite eager for carnal excitement. Shows like Cougartown and movies like American Pie laughed at literal motherfuckers while celebrity rags were filled with stories about 40-something, 50-something stars romping around town and not even thinking of hiding it. All the while, over in Germany, a lone, blonde housewife was formulating her battle plan, the plan that would bring her an audience no frau had ever before experienced and global infamy as a supreme mistress of the sexual arts. Jessica Jones may not be as well-known as some other DIY pornstars, but there’s no reason she shouldn’t be. With her statuesque figure, blonde hair, ample breasts, and incredible sexual appetite, Jessica Jones and her official website, Club Jessica Jones, is sure to have you considering emigrating to Germany to such an extent, you’re likely to piss off any surviving war hero in your family and be written out of their will. Oh, and before you get any ideas about a quick jaunt to Munich to find a Jessica Jones of your own, perhaps consider the cheaper option: a Club Jessica Jones membership for $29.95 per month.

Pros:
Jessica is a hot, eager blonde (sometimes brunette) German housewife who sucks, fucks, and otherwise explores her sexuality on camera for your voyeuristic entertainment. True to the stereotype of German sexuality, Jessica is extremely adventurous and incorporates BDSM, fruit insertion, costumes, public exhibitionism, plenty of anal sex, brutal fisting, pissing, latex uniforms, and all manner of artificial sexual aids in her quest to get herself off in a memorable fashion.

As soon as she hit 18, Jessica Jones was making her very own DIY porn movies and photo galleries, and, right up to her present day MILFiness, she has amassed quite an impressive collection of homemade porn that shows her progressing and expanding her sexual horizons instead of slowing down with age.

Man, Jessica Jones and her partner Marcus sure know how to offer some unique adult entertainment experiences - you’ll find 25 3D photo galleries (bring your own 3D glasses), an incredibly sexually active travel diary complete with photos and videos, and even a page devoted to the women Jessica most likes to fuck when Marcus’ cock just doesn’t cut it.

With updates arriving on a weekly schedule and with 140 movies and more than 450 photo galleries on offer, there’s plenty to enjoy when you step into the sordid and insanely provocative world of Jessica Jones.

Cons:
Most of the text you’ll find on Club Jessica Jones has been written in or translated to a rather garbled, incomprehensible version of the English language. Hey, it’s not Jessica and Marcus’ fault and, yes, this is a DIY project all the way, but cleaner, more accurate English would make the site a whole lot easier to enjoy.

Far too many of Jessica’s videos have aspect ratio issues that hamper your enjoyment of the scenes. On numerous occasions a scene started and continued playing in a vertically squeezed 1.33:1 (full-screen) frame when the video itself was meant to accommodate a 16:9 widescreen image.

Jessica’s site is a pretty well constructed one, at least for an amateur production. It would be cool, however, to see the sites design and navigation system reworked in a more professional and accommodating style with more browsing features (keyword tags, guest model index, et al) to help guide your hand through Jessica’s vast output.

Although it’s an amateur site and low fidelity recordings are par for the course, it’s discouraging to find some photo galleries looking extremely polished and professional while videos generally get the short end of the A/V quality stick and, at a maximum resolution of 720x576 pixels, could really use a High Definition boost.

Conclusion:
For those who enjoy both European and amateur porn, and have a taste for mature women, and don’t mind some heavy fetishism on occasion, there probably isn’t a more appealing adult site than Club Jessica Jones. With her fairly intense menu of hardcore sex and curious fetishes - pissing, BDSM, latex, fisting, candles, milk enemas, et al - the German housefrau Jessica Jones makes a very strong impression and, although there are a few areas that could use attention, so does her website. Videos might not be available in High Definition formats, but they’re still very appealing and offer great amateur scenes that show Jessica’s life of sexual excess very clearly. Photo content can look a little stale and composed, but there’s still a great deal of kinky smut there, too. Throw in some great bonuses like 3D galleries and a pornographic travel diary, and it’s hard to see Club Jessica Jones as anything but a hardcore depiction of your fantasy wife; a cum-hungry sexual dynamo who’ll do anything to please herself and you.