Club Peter North review

Try as I might have in my formative years, I never managed to find myself welcome into a notable club of any kind. I wasn’t athletic enough to make it into any decent football or field hockey teams; I wasn’t even eligible to join the local cinematheque. Still, there’s hope for me yet. Club Peter North - yes, a porn appreciating collective founded by The Cumshot Legend himself - has welcomed me into its congregation and extends that kindly hand to you, dear brothers. Feeling lonely and unappreciated? Stuck in the same circle of friendly if inconsequential acquaintances you moved with in college? Maybe now is the time for change - and what a change it would be! Picture this: you and Peter North hi-fiving after shooting comparably hefty loads of man-milk over the bountiful breasts of two delightful young ingenues. Imagine: comparing dick sizes with the one and only Peter North, the snow-spewing Canadian while a gaggle of gorgeous gals looks on in anticipation. So, prospective inductee to Club Peter North, do you got the cojones?

Pros:
With more than 700 scenes online, Club Peter North is bound to be a strong contender for Most Valuable Peter North Website (he has three or four currently in operation). The strong archive shows off a wide range of North’s talents, including group sex, two-girl threesomes, anal pounding, oral-only interactions, and, of course, the huge loads of jizz that have made him a porno superstar.

As stated clearly above, Peter North is a sexual superstar among men. He is, of course, known for his substantial semen deposits and it’s great to see them on display here at Club Peter North. He works himself into a volcanic frenzy before unleashing his little swimmers all over the faces of plenty of porn’s most notable ladies.

When you become a member of Club Peter North, you’re welcomed into the extended Pornstar Network family. With 56 sites currently in operation, most of them updating weekly, there’s a huge collection of material online here ready to be perused and abused by you, my brother.

Mr. Pink’s readers can now shave ten whole dollars of Club Peter North’s regular monthly membership price of $29.95, bringing the cost down below the twenty dollar mark. When you consider that Club Peter North alone has over 700 scenes then include network access in the equation, you’re looking at one hell of a deal.

Cons:
Considering the name of this site is Club Peter North, one might assume that Mr. North would be a present participant in every scene. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. While his brothers-in-arms are all very capable performers, we came to see The Great North God of Semen, not Joe Everydick.

Video quality, I’m sorry to say, is stuck in 2004. Reaching mediocre resolutions of 640x480 and thereabouts, none of the videos present the action clear enough for todays more discerning and demanding HD-spoiled audiences. Imagine how great it’d be to see North’s cavalcade of plentiful pop-shots in 720p or 1080p!

Apart from an area below each scene that is devoted to members’ comments, there’s little in the way of North-centric community here. You won’t find any messages from ol’ Pete, not will you find him divulging too much personal info, granting video interviews, or handling questions lobbed by his fans.

The last update Club Peter North saw hit the homepage late last month. Normally, this wouldn’t be too distressing, but when you consider that, prior to said last update, new scenes were hitting the site at regular weekly intervals; and that Lex Steele, another male pornstar’s site on this very network, also saw a recent halt in new content, what could simply be a momentarily lapse in content flow starts looking kinda grim.

Conclusion:
When Johnny Cash died, his friend Bob Dylan wrote an emotional piece for Rolling Stone magazine in which he referred to his elder mentor as The North Star; that must be how the young men of porn (James Deen, Dane Cross and the like) view Peter North, The Cumshot Legend who throws his seed all over the women of this fine American industry. Club Peter North gathers over 700 of Mr. North’s hardcore scenes in one place and provides additional entertainment via the Pornstar Network, which hosts more than 50 hardcore adult websites of varying niches. At $19.95 a month (after Mr. Pink’s discount, of course), the content collected at Club Peter North is strong enough to overcome the site’s shortcomings and is definitely a great destination for hardcore North-o-philes and fans of cum-heavy hardcore pornstar fucking in general.