Club Red Light review

Mr. Pink’s review of Club Red Light
Review Date - 08/08/2011

Overview:
Amsterdam’s infamous Red Light District has surely been the focus of one of your numerous tourism-related sex fantasies, as it has for us all, but actually making the trip to the Netherlands can be quite demanding on your time, finances, and tolerance of alien customs. Good thing, then, that you’ve got Club Red Light at your fingertips. The official online outlet for the productions of Red Light District, one of the USA’s premiere pornography studios, Club Red Light has long been supplying fans of sizzling hardcore with the most alluring stars, both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike, in scenes of utter sexual debauchery; in short, the kind of smut that’d make Amsterdam proud. With thousands of scenes at the ready and more arriving five times a week, Club Red Light is virtually overflowing with content and now that it has begun arriving at dazzling High Definition resolutions, these already fantastic productions are now even more appealing. For $19.95 a month, those in possession of a Club Red Light membership receive access to every one of the company’s 15 websites, all of them offering a niche take on the classic gonzo and pseudo-narrative style. While that might sound a little, well, homogenous for some, when you notice the names of the websites - So You Think You Can Squirt, for example - you’ll soon realize that Club Red Light not only matches Amsterdam’s notorious sex district, but blows it out of the Amstel river.

Pros:
Everything hosted by Club Red Light is an original Red Light District production and will only be found on other adult websites lucky enough to have negotiated a licensing deal. Nowhere else, though, will you have such extensive access to over 2,500 of Red Light District’s fantastic hardcore scenes than at Club Red Light.

Any porn production company makes or breaks its reputation on a few key ingredients, perhaps the most important of which is the cast. Thankfully, Club Red Light hosts some of porn’s most desirable women, from eager anal whores Amy Brooke and Jennifer White to squirting sluts Brianna Love, Sophie Dee, and Sinnamon Love.

Like all good porn studios, Red Light District recently began shooting all of its scenes in High Definition video formats and they’re now delivered to members of Club Red Light at peak resolutions of 1280x720 pixels. Like the 1200px photos that often accompany them, these scenes look quite strong in their HD frames.

The 15 Club Red Light websites - Addicted to Boobs, Ass Crazed, Choke On My Load, Cum Fart Cocktails, Cum Stained Casting Couch, I Just Fucked My Best Friend’s Mom, I Just Fucked Two Chicks, In It Goes Out It Cums, I’ve Been Sodomized, Sluts Fucking Sluts, So You Think You Can Squirt, Teenage Fuckholes, Throat Gaggers, Toe Service, and Young Tight Latinas - offer quite a lot of decadent variety.

Updates have been hitting the Club Red Light homepage five times a week for quite a long time now, helping the archive reach its current 2,781 scene size. Best of all, though, you can now gain access to this huge collection of depraved hardcore for $9.95 a month thanks to Mr. Pink’s discount scheme.

Cons:
Unfortunately, the HD videos presented by Club Red Light are not as clear and dynamic as they perhaps could be; they’re certainly not as impressive as the 720p and 1080p videos available on some other premiere networks and sites, that’s for sure.

The vast majority of Club Red Light’s content cannot be viewed at HD resolutions and has been saddled with DRM restrictions that keep you from enjoying your downloads after your membership has expired. This kind of things makes Club Red Light seem stuck in the late-90s.

Club Red Light, while solidly constructed, does not have a particularly attractive or complimentary facade and can make it seem like you’re browsing a non-exclusive video feed page that came as a bonus with membership to another network; there’s a distinct lack of personality in this design.

Large banner ads can be seen on most of Club Red Light’s pages, pimping out other third-party websites that have little, if anything, to do with Club Red Light or the pornstar you’re currently ogling.

Conclusion:
Club Red Light has long been a staple of many online porn fans’ hardcore diet, but with technology advancing at such an insanely rapid pace, Red Light District’s online base is starting to look a tad outdated. The available HD videos look good, yes, but they can’t match what is currently being offered by networks like Bang Bros, Naughty America, and Zero Tolerance. The design of Club Red Light is also somewhat, well, naff and would greatly benefit from revision. Don’t start assuming you won’t get a huge thrill out of this extremely solid and abundant collection of hardcore fucking, though. Club Red Light has a long history of regular frequent updates, the best pornstars in the business, and some extremely vibrant, raunchy sex and that, thankfully, certainly hasn’t changed with the times.