Costeñas Locas review

Costeñas Locas review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 12/30/2012

Overview:
Rusty as my Spanish is, I was still able to roughly translate Costeñas Locas as Crazy Beach Bunnies (or an approximation thereof), giving this reviewer some indication of what lies inside said site's members area. As part of the Culioneros network - think Bang Bros for Spanish speakers - I already knew Costeñas Locas would provide High Definition videos and gorgeous Central and South American women, but where would they be fucking? Forgoing bedrooms, boardrooms, and brothels, these girls take full advantage of their sunny surroundings and choose to fuck in the great outdoors, soaking up the rays and improving their already impeccable tans while banging some lucky bastard and getting paid for it, too. My translation of "Costeñas Locas" might not be entirely accurate, but it's on par with the Spanish-to-English translations found around the tour pages, framing the delectable preview images and videos in a more global context than most porn even considers. Costeñas Locas, which costs $29.95 a month to access, might just be the most thrilling sun-soaked sexual adventure you can have without handing over hundreds upon hundreds of dollars, applying for a visa, and hoping you don't go to the wrong club, from which you leave bloodied and bruised and missing your vital travel documents. Then again, it could be a total bore, though with a name that includes the near-universally understood "locas", I highly doubt it.

Pros:
Everyone loves the outdoors, right? Well, Costeñas Locas grabs the hottest chicks in what I assume to be Brazil, takes them to the beach, and fucks their brains out. What fun! The sun, the surf, the sand, the snatch - Costeñas Locas is a hoot for all who love the beach and the women who spend their time there soaking up the glorious environment.

High Definition videos are available on all Culioneros sites and Costeñas Locas is no exception. Reaching resolutions of 1280x720 pixels, the videos look great whether streamed or downloaded and are accompanied by very attractive 2000px photos, viewable both online and in downloadable zips.

Not surprisingly for a site set on some of South and Central America's most enticing beaches, the women seen in Costeñas Locas episodes are stunning examples of female physicality. Their fit, somewhat muscular bodies are augmented by soft curves and asses so packed with what Soulja Boy Tell 'Em calls "booty meat" that you'll be salivating from the get-go.

As a member of Costeñas Locas, you'll also get free access to another nine Culioneros websites, each one representing a different (if only slightly) facet of human sexuality: big boobs, thick asses, public exhibitionism, porn amateurs, and the hottest damn women on the planet, all in hardcore HD action.

Cons:
Costeñas Locas has more than hot chicas and hardcore sex in common with its fellow Culioneros sites: it's also disappointingly small. Holding just 29 scenes, Costeñas Locas hasn't yet reached a particularly noteworthy size and soon runs short on sexual entertainment. The Culioneros network is also quite small, only holding about 300 scenes.

Nothing new has been added to Costeñas Locas since June of 2012 - six months prior to time of writing - leaving it in a troubling state of inactivity. This disappointing halting of updates is the case on other Culioneros sites, too. Not exactly comforting, is it?

Since Culioneros and Bang Bros are only connected via their shared webspace and stylistic elements, the heavy presence of Bang Bros previews, samples, and teases on Culioneros sites and pages amounts to little more than a hyper aggressive advertising campaign. Want Bang Bros access? You're gonna have to fork over mas dinero, hombre.

Choose one Costeñas Locas photo gallery and you'll see anywhere from 100 to 1000 images, a disparity that is sure to disappoint those eager to ogle their chosen babe in hundreds of pictures but only find a comparative handful.

Conclusion:
They might be crazy beach bunnies (as per my shaky translation), but the girls of Costeñas Locas can certainly be relied upon to deliver the goods, sexually speaking. The scenes presented by Costeñas Locas look great in 720p High Definition resolutions, while the photos, at 2000px, also look great. Unfortunately, though, there hasn't been a new scene added to the site in six months, keeping the 29-scene archive dismally slim. Without a resurgence of new content, Costeñas Locas is bound to remain pretty damn unimpressive, disappointing those seeking saucy beachside hardcore scenes and forcing them to continue their search. Right now, dear reader, it's only the network access that makes Costeñas Locas worthwhile.