Costeñas Locas review

Costeñas Locas review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/21/2012

Overview:
They say that there are two universal languages: love and music. While the use of the latter in adult entertainment is usually accompanied by cringing flashbacks to the late-80s and early-90s, a time when porn music reached its most unlistenable form, the former is rightfully revered as the ultimate communicative tool; so who gives a shit if you can't understand a word of what's written and spoken at Costeñas Locas? A quick run through an online translation tool tells me that Costeñas Locas means "Coastal Wild" - clearly this is a site built to cater to fans of Latina beach bunnies who are as down to fuck as they are bake in the sun for hours on end. For $24.99 per month members of Costeñas Locas receive access to an exclusive collection of original hardcore movies that show how well a reasonably confident guy can do just walking the more popular beachside areas of Colombia. Picking up extremely hot Latina babes, getting them back to a bed or sofa or deck chair, and screwing them 'til they scream "Ay dios mio, Papi!" as their thighs shake and their pussies contract in orgasmic glee, that's what the guys behind Costeñas Locas do best, and boy do they do it well. Just from the tour page previews you'll get a good idea of what lies ahead: incredibly hot Latina babes giving our fellas the ride of their admittedly quite enviable lives. Presented in High Definition video formats and arriving every week, the scenes inside Costeñas Locas are bound to thrill any red-blooded pussy hound, Latina fan or not! (Just don't forget your Spanish phrase book.)

Pros:
Now that winter has finally hit much of the United States, many of us are sitting at home and dreaming of two things: women and warm weather. Why not combine the two at Costeñas Locas? The beach scenery is beautiful and makes the women all the more enticing; talk about playing into your frenetically carnal tropical fling fantasy!

Latinas are drop-dead gorgeous? Without a doubt, muchacho! So it might be old news to some, but even the veteran Latina porn fans reading this would do well to give the stunningly attractive women of Costeñas Locas a shot. Check out their ample tits and asses, their curvaceous yet athletic figures, and their pretty faces, and you'll soon be heading south for the winter; vicariously, of course.

The videos hosted by Costeñas Locas can be streamed or downloaded in a number of formats. The best of these is clearly the 1280x720 pixel High Definition MP4 file; it offers crystal clear views of the models as they're introduced, building our anticipation for the unveiling of their naked forms and the lively sex that follows. Photo galleries also offer strong detail, with images reaching 2000px.

Costeñas Locas, although a fairly new site, nevertheless manages weekly updates; at least, it has recently. Those still seeking some Latina-sourced satisfaction have a handful of other sites to check out courtesy of the Culioneros network. With six sites in total, Culioneros offers scintillating imagery focusing entirely on gorgeous Latinas getting their freak on. ¡Que rico!

Cons:
During the first four months of Costeñas Locas' still short life updates were not arriving every week, instead being added seemingly whenever the producers and webmasters could be bothered to shoot and encode them. New scenes may be hitting the homepage once a week of late, but there are still only ten scenes hosted here; a fairly pitiful little collection, really.

One minute you're gawking at the moistened brown lips of some Latina fox's cunt, the next you're wondering what the fuck Jayden Jaymes, Charlee Chase, Amy Brooke, and Tara Lynn Foxx are doing staring at you. A few clicks later and you realize you've been taken in by what is essentially one huge ad for Bang Bros, Culioneros' sister network. Bang Bros has such a strong presence here you'll wonder what network you joined.

Fans of high quality photo content have lots to love here, sure, but there's also one rather frustrating issue at hand: the common disparity in gallery sizes. View on photoset and you'll have around 100 images to check out, view another and you're faced with well over 1,000.

The design of Costeñas Locas' members area (which is also the members area for every other site on the network, and for Bang Bros) is a rather bland and clinical affair, not at all like the former Bang Bros layout; which, by the way, is still accessible for Bang Bros members, but not Culioneros members.

Conclusion:
With now-weekly updates, High Definition videos, high-res photos, and some of the most gorgeous women in either American continent, Costeñas Locas is a very welcome addition to the Latin porn scene; the fact that it's all in Spanish just makes an already powerful fantasy experience and unforgettable one. Unfortunately, the sites success is hindered by a few detrimental factors: the archive holds just ten scenes; photo galleries vary wildly in size; Bang Bros is, to non-members, a pretty severe annoyance; the design of the members area is bland at best. Don't get me wrong, folks, Costeñas Locas has the makings of a damn fine Latina porn site, it's just not there yet. Give it a few months of consistent weekly updates and the larger collection will make up for a few of the negatives. Then, hombre, Costeñas Locas will be hotter than the hottest chile de arbol that has ever brought tears to your otherwise manly cheeks.