Couples Cinema review

Couples Cinema review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/29/2020

Overview:
Once upon a time, some decades ago, hardcore pornographic films briefly enjoyed what could almost be called mainstream acceptance. A certain blockbuster concerning one woman’s prodigious skills with full-shaft fellatio saw a remarkable number of tickets sold to couples. Whether they went to see Deep Throat for erotic purposes or comedic ones, nothing like that degree of pop culture success has been seen in porn since. Part of mainstream acceptance is, of course, an increasingly female audience, and couples. Couples Cinema flies the flag for mutual porno appreciation on its members-only website, home to hundreds of beautifully, creatively shot erotic films by known names and new talents alike. Couples Cinema operates primarily on a membership system but adds extra content for those willing to fork out a little extra for premiere viewing material. From BDSM to cuckolding fantasies to your more straight-forward solo and couples scenes, Couples Cinema offers a rich assortment of smut to suit all kinds of porn-viewing couples.

Pros:
It’s hard to believe that in 2020 it’s still rare to come across a porn site suited, in fact devoted to creating couples-friendly material. Couples Cinema would be attractive just for that fact alone but it certainly helps that what lies in store for members is a killer selection of curated hardcore content. Sourced from a variety of producers both well known and not-so-well-known, Couples Cinema really does have something for almost all tastes.

While you will see a number of familiar faces appearing in Couples Cinema’s videos - Maddy O’Reilly, Tiffany Doll, Ella Hughes and Shona River, for example - you’ll also meet plenty of faces new to you. Madison Young, Eden Alexander, Anneka Nekro and many others await in scorching hot scenes galore.

Offered in High Definition streams hitting “1920i” (actually 1080i) at their best, Couples Cinema generally brings its members very high quality imagery. Of course, sources being as varied as they are, some content looks better than others. One thing you can be sure of, however, is that Couples Cinema’s presentation is top notch.

The more than 300 films currently available through Couples Cinema’s online streaming, semi-permanent film festival can be explored for a mere $9.99-a-month thanks to a current discount deal. Although it’s not quite clear how often new content is added, the selection changes from time to time in order to keep things fresh for all members.

Cons:
Couples Cinema provides some content (“Public”) to all members but keeps some (“Private”) behind a paywall. Tokens can be purchased for roughly 10-cents each with purchases of larger amounts earning you bonus tokens. Tokens are then spent on Private films of your choosing. This system obviously won’t suit all those interested in Couples Cinema.

Some folks find any porn carrying any degree of artistic flourish to be, well, a bit of a wank. Couples Cinema’s range of content does most definitely have artistic and creative flourishes all over the place. Deep shadows, surreal lighting, and ambitious editing can work wonders for your arousal but, on the other hand, it can come off as too forced, as trying too hard to create erotica, not porn.

Couples Cinema holds a ton of nonexclusive content from such studios as New Sensations, Verso Cinema, Light Southern Cinema, and JoyBear. That said, there’s also plenty of lesser-known but highly skilled producers sharing their work here. The shifting content count reflects changing deals with various producers and studios, and makes no guarantee that a film here one day will be here the next.

As an online cinematheque experience, Couples Cinema doesn’t provide downloadable videos, only streams. The streams are of a very high quality, so you’re not missing out in that sense. If you were planning on hoarding a 10TB HDD’s worth of smut for later viewing, however, you’re out of luck. Couples Cinema also provides no photo content at all, regardless of whether the original producer or studio provides it elsewhere.

Conclusion:
Couples Cinema doesn’t provide all the bells and whistles many porn viewers are used to. With no downloadable video content, no photo galleries, minimal navigation tools, and an unspecified update schedule, this otherwise awesome venue for couples-friendly porn is knocked down a few pegs. That said, what lies in store for regular members is a great selection of beautifully, artfully shot content. Of course, some folks won’t find it all that appealing but the obviousness and crassness of most porn just simply isn’t present here - a huge relief to many viewers! This is one of those adult sites that really is what you make of it. If the setup and style suits you, you’ll be able to pick and choose what to watch for free, what to pay for, and which producers to support. And, in the end, without the content creators, we’d still be beating off to a mental image.