Creampie Cuties review

Mr. Pink’s review of Creampie Cuties
Review Date - 09/16/2011

Overview:
Modern pornography seems intently focused on one thing and, rather ironically given its intended audience, it isn’t a pair of supple breasts, the feminine curve of an ass, or a pretty face - it’s ejaculation. Whether landing on a pornstar’s face, chest, abdomen, rear-end, or in her mouth, everything gathers steam for this final external explosion of masculine emission. There is, however, a legion of fans devoted to an ejaculatory practice more traditional, more natural, than these “money shots”, that of the internal ejaculation or “creampie”. At Creampie Cuties, this practice isn’t just a feature, but the main attraction. With porn’s most salacious and decadent women lining up and asking to have their pussies filled with warm, wet man-milk, Creampie Cuties appears to be an internal ejaculator’s pornographic paradise. With an impressive roster of porn professionals - here classified “teens” - in hardcore scenes shot in POV style, all of them culminating with shots of cum-filled, sometimes cum-oozing snatches, all of them guaranteed exclusive, Creampies Cuties, which costs $29.95 per month, should bring out every guy’s mass impregnation fantasies. Hey, don’t resist it. It’s a primal instinct!

Pros:
True to its tour page boasts, everything hosted by Creampie Cuties is an original production and won’t be found anywhere else on the ‘net. A solid archive is online, presenting 63 scenes and while it’s certainly not the largest creampie site, it does serve its purpose well.

The models featured here on Creampie Cuties present a great mix of professional pornstars and those who are more on the amateur end of the industry. You’ll see Missy Monroe, Cherry Poppins, Cheyenne Silver, and Chanel Staxxx, as well as plenty of lesser-known, but nonetheless enticing, Las Vegas hotties.

Creampie fans will love the lingering shots of cum-filled pussies post-coitus that show the girls fingering themselves and pushing the ejaculate out, allowing it to run down their inner thighs and over their assholes. The POV shooting style works very well and helps you feel like you’re intimately involved in filling these girls up.

Every Creampie Cuties member also receives free access to eight bonus sites: Creamed Cuties, Continental Cuties, Asian Suck Dolls, Asian Sybian, Trixie Swallows, Sweet Amanda and Hennessie (two solo models), and the Asian-themed internal ejaculation site Creampie Thais.

Cons:
No streaming video options are available to members, forcing you to download every scene you maybe think you might wish to watch perhaps. The only previewing methods on hand are the photo galleries and, when available, some screencaps, neither of which can take the place of a good video stream.

Creampie Cuties’ content appears to be quite dated. The presence of Missy Monroe and Cherry Poppins, two pornstars who’ve been almost completely inactive in the last three or four years, is a dead giveaway that these scenes were shot many moons ago.

Oh, hey, there’s a reason this stuff seems dated - it is. Nothing new has been added to Creampie Cuties since 2008 and the 63-scene archive, while not entirely worthless by any means, isn’t all that impressive.

Videos look, well adequate, I suppose, at a resolution of 720x480 pixels in WMV format and 480x320 pixels in MP4 format. Photos also hover around the unremarkable 480x720 pixel frames. It’d be far too much to expect an upgrade anytime soon, so this is as good as it’s going to get, folks.

Conclusion:
With internal ejaculations an increasingly rare occurrence in mainstream porn, sites like Creampie Cuties are bound to have an in-built audience of guys who long to fill the pussies of beautiful women everywhere, either because it just plain feels better or to live out their mass impregnation fantasies. Creampie Cuties delivers a solid collection of very enjoyable hardcore scenes, all of them ending in internal ejaculations that are then allowed to seep out of their temporary moist, fleshy homes, often with the aid of a few delicate feminine fingers. Unfortunately, Creampie Cuties hasn’t seen any new updates in over two years and can be considered dormant. Members are left to make the most of lackluster video and photo resolutions starring semi-pro pornstars of the recent past, and to browse freely the included bonus sites. If you’re not expecting much, Creampie Cuties and its POV hardcore scenes might satisfy, but it’s certainly not going to get any better than it already is.