Cuchi Mami review

Cuchi Mami review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/21/2012

Overview:
Not being much of a Spanish speaker, your faithful reviewer, Mr. Pink, is bound to get a few phrases in this analysis of Cuchi Mami wrong. Who cares, though, right? This is a first for Mr. Pink's, folks - a Spanish language hardcore site from a major studio. Bang Bros might be known as those rambunctious degenerates with a van and a parade of chick who'll do anything for money, but they're also responsible for a handful of sites operating out of Colombia under the network banner Culioneros, meaning... fuck, I don't know; something in Spanish, I guess. One of the networks more notable sites is the first up for review and it goes by the charming name of Cuchi Mami. Apparently focusing on gorgeous Colombian babes "who just want to do nothing but fuck all day every day," Cuchi Mami sends its crew out onto the streets of Bogotá and Medellín in search of women who fit that description; amply endowed mamacitas with thick Latina asses, bountiful breasts, deep brown eyes, and cocksucking lips. Costing its members $24.99 each month, Cuchi Mami promises to bring its loyal followers an abundance of hardcore sex with genuine Latinas (allegedly 400 of them) pulled right off the streets, delivered in High Definition video formats. From the looks of the tour pages, this could be the ultimate collection of stunningly sexy Latin women from the other side of The Great Wall of Mexico.

Pros:
The first thing you'll notice once inside Cuchi Mami is that the model roster of this site is filled with women who are undeniably, unquestionably, unfathomably enticing. Their uniformly bodaciously curvaceous figures, pretty faces, and eagerness to drain every last drop of cum from their newfound fuckbuddies is a real treat, even for those already well aware of the blessings bestowed upon mankind by some divine power acting through DTF Latinas.

Everyone knows Latinas are notoriously alluring, attractive, and attentive, but the fucking taking place in these exclusive, original scenes is utterly fantastic. The women selected for Cuchi Mami are vivacious performers and give each scene their all while still allowing the camera plenty of chances to catch stunning views of their beautiful bodies.

Reaching a visually sumptuous peak resolution of 1280x720 pixels, Cuchi Mami's gorgeous High Definition MP4 videos look brilliant and show off the incredible physiques of the Latina models perfectly. Each scene also comes with a gallery filled with an assload of photos - up to 1,000 - and they, too, reach an impressive resolution: 2000px.

As Cuchi Mami is connected to the Culioneros network, all members of this young but impressive site receive free access to all six websites operating under Culioneros' governorship: Chiva Culiona, Nalgas Grandes, Tetonas Locas, Costenas Locas, Sexo en Publico, Por el Chiquito, Tetangas Espanolas, and, of course, Cuchi Mami.

Cons:
Cuchi Mami has been online since June of 2011, but in that time only ten scenes have been added to the collection, leaving fans with unfortunately little content to enjoy. Good thing network access is included, huh?

Over the course of Cuchi Mami's existence updates have been added very erratically. Any amount of time could pass between new scenes arriving on the site, an unfortunate trend, to be sure. The last two scenes were exactly one week apart, so we can only hope that this is the start of a tight new weekly schedule.

Just like Bang Bros, Cuchi Mami and Culioneros are both housed on a newly designed site layout that unfortunately looks pretty damn bland. Essentially a big white sheet with indistinguishable icons and text links strewn around, it'd be great to have the option, as with Bang Bros, to use the former, infinitely more intelligible layout.

Almost as a tease, Cuchi Mami's browsing area is constantly hit with thumbnails, previews, and links pushing you toward the Bang Bros network, which sadly remains out of reach to all but its own members. These ads become quite frustrating rather quickly; surely it'd be better to either integrate the two networks or keep them completely separate.

Conclusion:
There's something about a gorgeous, perfectly formed Latin babe that makes millions of men weak at the knees and stiff in the pants, and it, however elusively defined, has been perfectly translated from real life in Colombia to the pages of Cuchi Mami. Although there are only ten scenes online Cuchi Mami has a well established home base, an unbeatable premise - that is: picking hot Colombian girls off the street and fucking their brains out - and some beautifully presented content. The erratic updates and tiny archive size definitely knock this fledgling site down a few notches on the ol' bone-o-meter, but there's so much potential here, not to mention free access to five other websites, that any Latina admirer would be quite satisfied after checking back in a few months.