Cumshot Surprise review

How many times have you been walking down the street, hanging out at the mall, picking something up from the Post Office, wading through the breakers at the beach and seen a girl so mind-numbingly hot, so inhumanly luscious that you momentarily abandon all reason and decorum, walk in her direction with every intention of pulling your cock out and unleashing a torrential stream of ejaculate all over her tight little body? Really, never? Man, you’re a real gentlemen. The rest of us, however, often fantasize about something that the Porn Pros guys have dubbed Cumshot Surprise. Scene: a voyeuristic camera angle gives us a guy, often already beating his meat, as he watches a girl soaking in a hot tub, enjoying a cocktails with her friends, flirting with this dude’s bro, or any number of everyday situations babes seem to always be in. Our boy runs toward his enticing target, takes aim, and shoots, hosing her down with the biggest ejaculation of his life. Is she mad? You bet your ass she’s mad, but it doesn’t last long. Soon enough, they’re inside getting better acquainted in the most hardcore of fashions. The fun doesn’t end there, though, not at Cumshot Surprise. With gangbangs, bukkake parties, lesbian experimentation, and more gallons of jizz than gas in your car, the $24.95-a-month Cumshot Surprise is a true Porn Pros original and one strange ‘n’ sexy porn site.

Pros:
Cumshot Surprise’s bizarre and original premise that should work for fans of voyeur, humiliation, cumshots, and gangbangs, among other niches. There’s a real, tangible feeling of glee, absurdity, and joyful exhibitionism that makes this site a great example of what makes Porn Pros appealing.

As noted above, the 86 scenes on Cumshot Surprise offer plenty of variety. The sex is superhot and stars such pornstars as Diana Prince, Kacey Jordan, Gracie Glam, London Keyes, Jynx Maze, and Missy Stone, each of them getting drenched in a semen downpour.

Videos now reach High Definition resolutions of 1200x700 pixels and look very sharp, very clear, very strong. Photo content hasn’t been left out of the upgrade process and now offers maximum resolutions of and around 3000px, presenting a great deal of dynamic detail in each frame.

It might not be the hugest site on the Porn Pros network, but Cumshot Surprise’s 86 scenes constitute a solid archive. If that ain’t enough for you, fap-fan, you’ve always got the rest of the Porn Pros network to check out for no additional charge. What’s more, Mr. Pink has snagged another discount, this time bringing the monthly cost down to just $17.95.

Cons:
Cumshot Surprise hasn’t managed to continue its once weekly updates into 2011. New scenes now seem to be arriving on a monthly basis, which is a real shame for the sites growing legion of fans.

Many of the other Porn Pros sites you might enjoy have slowed their roll in a similar fashion. With some updating monthly or bi-weekly and some no longer updating at all, this handful of sites are on a slow boat to Nowheresville.

Server performance has long been a issue for Porn Pros members. The machines holding the network seem to suffer from random dropouts and slow response time, making the buffering of video streams and the downloading of large HD video files a tedious process.

While many will find Cumshot Surprise to be a riotous romp through pornographic experimentation and sexual depravity, others will surely long for a simpler time when all you needed was a guy, a girl, and the mutual desire to rut, not a gang of slightly imbalanced naked people armed with looks of faux-shock and fake phalluses.

Conclusion:
Porn Pros is a network with many varying styles and habits, but none of more clearly representative of the bizarre fetishistic tendencies that lurk deep within the souls of the Pros themselves than Cumshot Surprise. Taking a hot girl and ambushing her with a jetstream of jizm when she least expects it, these scenes might not be the most plentiful - only 86 online at the time of writing - but they certainly make an impact. If only Porn Pros would hurry up and upgrade their lackluster servers, revive a few of their dying sites, and inject some new life into the rather dismal monthly update schedule of Cumshot Surprise, there might be more cause for celebration. Until then, proceed with and open mind and a wary eye, dear reader.