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One of the most cartoonish porn sites I've ever seen (and that's really saying something), Cumshot Surprise grabs blissfully unaware babes and drenches them in an ejaculatory emission that must be seen to be believed. With 720p HD videos and high-res photos spewing forth from this, the most jizz-happy site on the 'net, Cumshot Surprise members enjoy some of the wildest facial ejaculations in pornographic history. Hell, they're so heavy-duty they're not only not limited to the faces of the targeted babes, but their chests, bellies, thighs, asses, and nearby neighbors are at risk of being flooded, too!

Score

Quality 7
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 1
Content amount 7
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 7
Overall Score 71

Videos

Number of movies 120+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1280x720)

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (960x536)

Photos

Pic sets 120+
Pics per set 200
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Cumshot Surprise review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/23/2013

Overview:
If the term "cumshot surprise" is one you're intimately familiar with, you've either spent many, many months as a member of the so named Porn Pros website or you've been known to bust a nut on, not in, a woman who wasn't expecting an external finish. If so, you've probably made so many enemies of lovers that a membership to Cumshot Surprise doesn't just become a good idea, it becomes a necessity! As part of the illustrious Porn Pros network, Cumshot Surprise comes with an impressive pedigree and promises to deliver intense ejaculatory eruptions that'll not only amaze with their ferocity, but astound with their volume. Just going by the previews shown on the tour pages, Cumshot Surprise doesn't just splash women with semen, it very nearly drowns them in the damn stuff! It costs you $24.94 to get inside this here Waterworld of spooge, so if you're afraid of messy sex - really, really, really messy sex - then you'd probably better find another site to enjoy, 'cause at Cumshot Surprise, it's going to get very, very messy.

Pros:
Cumshot Surprise is a thoroughly hardcore, wildly degenerate site that sees cum-hungry pornstars and amateur babes ambushed by a cocked 'n' loaded 'n' ready-to-shoot dick that surprises them with a pasting. Initial outrage soon turns into arousal and the girls start slobbering and bouncing until another tsunami of man-milk arrives to bid them farewell.

The girls getting the pastings here at Cumshot Surprise include notable spitters and swallowers like Alexis Monroe, Mia Lelani, Megan Piper, Jordana Heat, Annika Albrite, Christie Stevens, Molly Bennett, and London Keyes. There's a good mix of well-known and lesser-known girls here, and most scenes feature a main performer alongside several secondary girls.

Peaking at 1280x720 pixels, Cumshot Surprise's videos are High Definition and damn good lookin'! Whether streamed or downloaded, the movies play smoothly and present ample detail in each frame. Photo galleries accompany each scene and offer 850px images online or 1500px in downloadable zip packs.

There's a pretty solid collection of 120 scenes here at Cumshot Surprise, and if that's not enough for you, you'll certainly appreciate the free bonus access all members are given to 23 other Porn Pros sites, from 18 Years Old to Shady PI to 40oz Bounce. All of this would normally cost about $25, but Mr. Pink's can shuffle you in the service entrance for a mere $17.95!

Cons:
Nothing new has been added to Cumshot Surprise since September of 2012, making this another Porn Pros site that couldn't manage to stay current. There's 120 scenes online at writing, but that number doesn't seem likely to increase anytime soon.

For each identified performer in a Cumshot Surprise scene there could be anywhere from two to seven, eight, or nine men and women left unnamed. It's one thing for an adult site to leave its male performers unnamed, but its women, too?

There's a high degree of artifice involved in many Cumshot Surprise scenes, with ridiculously oversized fake dicks spewing forth so much ejaculate that Peter North couldn't compete even if he was identical quintuplets after a week-long celery-eating binge. This kind of unnatural tomfoolery will likely send some would-be fans running for the hills and I can't say I'd blame them.

With the updates being in such a dismal state and the majority of Cumshot Surprise's content being a few years old, it's not exactly surprising to find that most of the scenes here aren't truly High Definition. Stuck at 1200x700, these videos are almost, but not quite 720p, but however close they come they can't equal the true 720p offerings.

Conclusion:
Cumshot Surprise surprised even me, someone who's reviewed this site a good three or four times, by basically shutting up shop back in September of last year. Nothing new has been added to the site since September 2012, leaving members wondering what the fuck is going on behind the scenes, besides nothing. The content that is online is wild and crazy and flooded with flying ropes of ejaculate that coats the faces, torsos, and limbs of the waiting women. (Well, they're waiting by the end of the scene anyway; not so at the beginning.) Like most Porn Pros sites, Cumshot Surprise started out as one thing and eventually became something else, but this site at least managed to retain the essence of its original premise: huge ejaculations. Best seen and used as a supplement to the other Porn Pros sites, Cumshot Surprise has, I'm afraid, seen much, much better days.

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