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Dakota Rae Patrick
Dakota Rae Patrick
Dakota Rae Patrick

Dakota Rae Patrick review

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Dakota Rae Patrick, a blonde, buxom pornstar who can now be seen at her self-titled official page on the Aziani network, sure is the personification of a MILF or cougar. As hot as the day is long, Dakota strips and then strokes, stuffs, and otherwise stimulates her pussy in scenes of solo masturbation. While not the most impressive site on the Aziani roster, Dakota does present herself in a very appealing way and will surely attract plenty of fans with her tantalizing tour page previews. Once inside the site, however, things look a little less impressive. What exactly does that mean? Well, you’re just gonna have to read along with the prophet of poon, Mr. Pink, as I take a good, long, hard look at Dakota Rae Patrick.

Score

Quality 8
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 3
Content amount 5
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 5
Overall Score 69

Videos

Number of movies 52+
Average length 10 min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (960x540)

WMV (960x540)

Photos

Pic sets 95+
Pics per set 50
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Mr. Pink’s review of Dakota Rae Patrick
Review Date - 07/08/2011

Overview:
About ten years ago, the acronym MILF leapt into the public lexicon courtesy of American Pie. Now, in 2011, MILFs are everywhere: on television, in every teen sex comedy, on Demi Moore’s resume, and on every porn company’s release schedule. Nobody typifies the MILF better than Dakota Rae Patrick, a statuesque blonde pornstar who claims that nothing gets her off more than playing with her collection of sex toys in front of a rolling camera. Luckily for all her fans, Dakota now has her very own official website, one on which we’re told we’ll find “hi-quality videos, explicit photos, live cam shows, a personal diary” and much more. Everything is supposedly exclusive to this, her official (and self-titled) website and updates allegedly arrive every week. Hosted by the Aziani network, a twelve-site collection focusing on individual pornstars, Dakota Rae Patrick’s site offers the most enticing chance to get a closer, much closer look at one of porn’s hottest mature women. Gaining access to this exclusive collection, all of which features the titular 44-year-old superbabe, will cost you $19.95 a month, but when Dakota’s the subject of such an expenditure, you can bet it’s going to be a worthwhile one.

Pros:
Dakota is a smoking hot, statuesque blonde with an impressive 35DD-25-32 frame that is sure to stop traffic wherever she goes. Such a slender, sensual body excites any red-blooded male and there are plenty of opportunities to ogle it here on her official website.

Outfitted mostly with scenes of Dakota stripping and masturbating, her official site is almost entirely a co-star-free affair, leaving you with ample time to stare at her luscious body and absorb her infectious enthusiasm for self-pleasure.

The most recent gallery additions to Dakota Rae Patrick present images at two resolutions: 900px and 1800px. Both of these look quite good and present this gorgeous blonde in a mostly flattering fashion. Videos are presented a tad more poorly, but still reach 960x540 pixels and look pretty decent.

While it is by no means a huge site, Dakota Rae Patrick’s archive offers around 100 galleries and 50 videos and members can also freely access the eleven bonus sites that come with all Aziani memberships: Priya Anjali Rai, Lexxi Tyler, Racquel Devonshire, Amber at Home, 24 Main Street, Heather Summers, Aziani Exposed, Tyler Faith, Aziani, Mary Carey, and our glamorous hostess herself, Rachel Aziani.

Cons:
Nothing new has been added to Dakota’s website since February of 2011, leaving the archive sitting in a rather lackluster state hosting just 52 videos and less than 100 galleries. Her site might not be as small as some others on the Aziani network, but it still needs further growth.

Judging by the three or four distinctly different watermarks attached to all videos, the scenes hosted here appear to have been pulled from Dakota’s archives and look to be at least three or four years old, if not older. It’d be nice to see some fresh looking material online here soon.

Where other Aziani sites host 1280x720 resolution videos, Dakota is only presented at a maximum frame size of 960x540. This could be because of the age of the footage or a lack of HD-dedication on the part of the webmasters. Either way, it’d be great to see something a little more impressive included in the archives.

Even without keyword tags or a category listing, it’s clear that Dakota’s site doesn’t offer much straight or lesbian hardcore content and seems content with its collection of solo masturbation scenes, which is sure to frustrate those of us who’ve seen this gorgeous 44-year-old in action.

Conclusion:
She might be a statuesque blonde pornstar with a fondness for self-pleasure, but that alone won’t save Dakota Rae Patrick’s site from wallowing in the mire where we currently find it. Updates seem to have stalled indefinitely, leaving just 52 videos and 95 galleries online to satisfy all those eager fans that found themselves salivating at tour page teases of weekly updates, high-quality XXX content, and personal interaction with Dakota; none of which has really come to fruition. There is still hope, though, that Dakota and the team of Aziani webmasters will spice up this site with some hot new hardcore scenes, but I suppose, to paraphrase Billy Bob in Bad Santa, we’ll have to “Hope in one hand, shit in the other; see which one fills up first.”

 

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