Dirty Hard Drive review

Mr. Pink’s review of Dirty Hard Drive
Review Date - 08/06/2011

Overview:
Not content with her burgeoning career as a true porno superstar, interracial cuckolder supreme, Ms. Katie Kox, decided she’d step back from the spotlight for a moment and prove her salt as an adult businesswoman. Dirty Hard Drive, Katie’s very own online adult network, has been in operation since late 2009 and now offers six exclusive websites: Katie Kox, Tiffany Tyler, King of Interracial, Jayla Starr, Dirty Sluts & Studs, and The Squirt Instructor. With a dedicated, hard-working manager leading the charge with her very own website, we can expect each of the solo pornstars featured here to compliment Katie’s largely interracial endeavors perfectly. After all, the tour pages are littered with scintillating preview images showing how filthily sexual these young and eager sluts become when a camera starts rolling, pointed in their direction. Membership costs $29.75 a month, but those confident enough to sign up for multiple months at a time will enjoy some solid discounts that bring the cost down to just $8.33 a month. That’s all well and good, but what if Dirty Hard Drive doesn’t deliver? What if, much like Katie Kox’s solo site (also recently reviewed by Mr. Pink’s), it doesn’t live up to the promise suggested by such enticing pornstar models? What then, dear reader? What the fuck then?

Pros:
Dirty Hard Drive’s six sites offer a solid range of solo pornstar scenes, girl on girl action, straight hardcore, interracial cuckolding, female domination, costume heavy fantasy play, and sizzling, lustful orgies, and squirting female orgasms. That kinky Katie Kox, she knows how to get things fired up!

Marquee stars Tiffany Tyler, Jayla Starr, and Katie Kox, as well as such other fantastic performers as Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Lisa Ann, and Jenna Haze grace the pages of Dirty Hard Drive and look mighty fine doing so. With pornstars of such high calibre, you can be sure the scenes will be as fierce and powerful as their category tags suggest.

The best looking videos Dirty Hard Drive offers these days reach 1280x720 pixels and look very, very nice indeed. Photos, too, tend to look pretty good (though not as good as 720p videos) at resolutions peaking at 1020 pixels.

Not content with hosting herself and two other pornstar babes, Katie Kox and Dirty Hard Drive have lured Brandy Aniston and Teagan Presley into the fold and their sites are allegedly “coming soon”.

Cons:
With only 201 videos and 240 galleries online (an average of 33.5 and 40 on each site) Dirty Hard Drive is by no means a large network. Having been online for almost three years, this really is a disappointingly understocked network.

Updates are not arriving on any set schedule and, in fact, don’t arrive particularly often. The last few updates were made over a month ago and all were Katie Kox scenes; none of the other sites have added anything in more than seven months!

Dirty Hard Drive lists itself as one of the seven (really six) sites it provides access to. Confused? Don’t be, it’s a simple case of misleading the consumer. Dirty Hard Drive itself is nothing but a series of directory pages that draw the various updates from all six sites into one area; it doesn’t offer anything itself.

The extra content and features made available to all Dirty Hard Drive members are unfortunately disappointing. A VOD (Video On Demand) page that charges you for every minute you view; blog and Twitter pages freely accessible to non-members; a largely inactive forum. All are quite the bore, I’m afraid.

Conclusion:
Dirty Hard Drive promises a lot - smoking hot pornstars, frequent updates, exclusive content, access to seven websites, and a bunch of extra features - but ultimately hands its members little more than a small collection of hardcore scenes starring women you’ve seen doing the same thing a hundred times before. Thanks to Katie Kox and her devotion to the edgier side of hardcore for without her kinky interracial and squirting tendencies this network would seem far too vanilla for most folks. If only the updates would pick up some pace and stick to a regular schedule there would be a greater chance you’ll get a significant thrill from Dirty Hard Drive. Still, the HD videos do look pretty fantastic and Katie and her fellow performers can make some scenes really come alive with their undeniable whorishness, so, I suppose, Dirty Hard Drive becomes something of a fifty-fifty proposition.