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Dirty Hot Productions review

Category 18 - 24, Amateur, Pornstars

Price

$1.95/2 Days

$24.95/Month
 

You want your porn dirty, right? You want it hot, too, of course, which is no doubt what led you to this, Mr. Pink's very first review of Dirty Hot Productions. Started by four guys who wanted to ensure porn fans had access to premium hardcore content that didn't waste time with pleasantries like dialogue and pointless set dressing, content that instead headed straight for the fucking! Far from perfect and only barely delivering on this promise, Dirty Hot Productions doesn't really manage to make much of an impression this time around. Maybe in a few years once it has evolved then you'll find your faithful review churner-outerer suggesting a hasty, blind sign-up. But certainly not now.

Score

Quality 7
Design 6
Navigation 5
Updates 6
Content amount 5
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 5
Appeal 6
Overall Score 62

Videos

Number of movies 61+
Average length 22 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 25+
Pics per set 100
Zip sets NO
High res pics YES
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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Dirty Hot Productions review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/14/2012

Overview:
Far too many porn producers and studios seem to forget that, like the sexuality of much of the audience, relies on a rather simple formula: (hot girl - clothing) + sexual activity + video = customer satisfaction. Dirty Hot Productions is a site started by four guys who got sick of seeing porn producers stray from the formula that is most likely to satisfy their audience, a site that aims to trim the fat from todays porn and offer nothing but the best sex scenes with the hottest amateur and professional girls in a loose, casual, but incredibly arousing fashion. Touting high resolution photos, HD videos, frequent updates, mobile access, and "the best customer service of any porn site," Dirty Hot Productions seems pretty proud of its accomplishments. For $24.95 a month, you can buy yourself an all access pass to Dirty Hot Productions' "entire library" of hardcore fuck flicks. With such a clear and concise mission statement that focuses on your viewing pleasure and nothing else, how could a Dirty Hot Productions membership possibly go wrong?

Pros:
True to their word, the guys behind Dirty Hot Productions try to keep things simple with straightforward sex scenes that cut the bullshit and deliver the goods. Not all scenes follow this pattern, but those that do are pretty damn hot, especially when treated with an amateurish touch.

Videos are generally provided in two MP4 formatted versions; one reaching 720x480 pixels and the other 1280x720 pixels, which is technically High Definition. Photo galleries might not be as plentiful as the videos, but they usually manage to reach 1024x693 pixel frames that look quite good.

Dig through Dirty Hot Productions' archive and you'll find a nice mix of amateur and professional performers. Personalities and styles range from pseudo-goth "alt" models to cheerleader-esque teen sluts to European goddesses with flawless skin and perfectly shaped breasts. There's a girl for everyone flavor here!

Cons:
Content varies wildly in style and visual quality that it actually suggests that much of this archive is not exclusive. Watermarks declare most scenes the property of Dirty Ex-Girlfriends or Dirty Hot Teens, leaving me to wonder whether said site is an identical clone or merely a site that shares much of this sites content. At the time of writing, both Dirty Hot Productions and Dirty Ex-Girlfiends are online and active.

Back to the varying styles of the scenes: many Dirty Hot Productions productions appear to be of European origin. The pornstars have that generic Euro look about them - Europorn fans know what I'm talking about - and the photography has a smooth, almost pastel style. This is clearly not an exclusive collection, folks.

Updates might come frequently, but they're not held to any discernible schedule, which makes it very difficult to know when to come back for a new scene. A tighter schedule would surely give members more confidence in the sites longevity and ease the frustration of the small 61-scene archive.

Poorly compressed videos that are rarely HD - and even when they are they're very unimpressive - make viewing a rather underwhelming experience here at Dirty Hot Productions. Not all scenes are accompanied by photo galleries and when they are, they're similarly disappointing with a forced slideshow and no zip downloads.

Thanks a bunch for making me type the awkward "Dirty Hot Productions" over and over again, guys! You couldn't call your site RealFuck2000 or something a little less taxing on my poor old fingers? I suppose I could've just referred to the site as DHP, but then Mr. Pink's might've started receiving complaints from David Hyde Pierce superfans and Turkish revolutionaries. (Relax, I'm joking - kinda.)

Conclusion:
Dirty Hot Productions made a number of scathing accusations of the contemporary porn industry, that it focused too much on sheen and gloss, on high production values, and not enough on what matters most to fans: the sex. Unfortunately, this site fails to make a particularly positive impact and doesn't do much to rectify what it identified as the adult video industry's major problems. The archive here is quite small, only holding 61 scenes and far fewer galleries, updates are irregular and unpredictable, videos are roundly unimpressive even when they do make it to a supposedly HD resolution, and the content doesn't appear to be in any way, shape, or form exclusive to this site. How can a site make a worthwhile response to the ills of the industry while regurgitating said industry's hand-me-downs? However honorable their intentions might have been, the folks behind Dirty Hot Productions haven't managed to create anything of any real worth. Things can change with time, though, and it'll be interesting to take another look at this relatively young site in a year or so; maybe then it'll be able to challenge the big dogs.

 

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