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Next time your ladyfriend tells you she's going out for a massage to soothe her aching muscles after a long week at work, well, eye her with suspicion. I'm not saying she's lying, but not every massage is as innocent as we men might like it to be. Don't believe me? Then check out how raunchy the massages of Dirty Masseur get once the hired hands have applied their tender touch and started their clients juices flowing. Soon enough the foxy girls are spreading their legs and letting Mr. Master Manipulator stick his meatstick anywhere he pleases. Now that's relief! (Not for you, obviously. For the women. And the masseur. And you, I suppose, if you're lucky enough to be a Dirty Masseur member.)

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 7
Updates 7
Content amount 5
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 10
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 9
Overall Score 82

Videos

Number of movies 49+
Average length 35 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

WMV (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 49+
Pics per set 800
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Dirty Masseur review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/05/2012

Overview:
If you haven't had much luck with the ladies, one way to ensure more than your fair share of touchy-feely is to be trained and employed as a masseur. Pressing your hands on the wrinkled, flabby flesh of overweight and fugly housewives might not be exactly what you hoped to gain from such a career choice, but even if one in every five clients is a reasonably hot babe, you'd be doing pretty well! Not as well as the professional muscle manipulators of Dirty Masseur of course, but pretty well all the same. Dirty Masseur, a site from the Brazzers crew that focuses on, well, dirty masseurs and their undeniably fuckable clients, serves up healthy helpings of carnality under the guise of physical therapy. Called on by anxious women to apply their strong hands to a task meant to soothe and heal, the masseurs of the title get a whole lot more than they bargained for; then again, so do the clients. Dirty Masseur casts A-list pornstars in the role of the tired, weary, tight-muscled women and guys like Johnny Sins and Bill Bailey as the lucky bastards who not only get to lay their hands on every part of these luscious ladies' bodies, but put their dicks in them and get paid for it, too! You, however, must pay $24.95 a month for the privilege of viewing these unexpected romps, but when your payment gets you sex on massage tables, hot oil rubdowns of the hottest female bodies in porn, and High Definition videos that present everything with tons of delicious detail, what are you gonna do, complain?

Pros:
The setup is simple: a woman in need of some physical therapy calls a massage service only to find her designated masseur is a little friendlier than expected. He gives her a deeply relaxing, inhibition-shedding rubdown (which we see in glorious detail) before taking things to a whole other level. Sex ensues. Hot, steamy, whatdidIdowithoutit sex! Occasionally, the roles are reversed and it's she who administers the rubdown, which is nice too.

Once a week a new scene arrives on the Dirty Masseur homepage and introduces another performer to this exclusive collection of carnal massages. Women like Brooklyn Lee, Alexis Monroe, Katja Kassin, Priya Anjali Rai, Julia Ann, Charley Chase, and she of big booty fame, Alexis Texas either receive or give the massages here and their incomparably sexy bodies are showcased in the rubdowns, feel-ups, and fuck-a-thons that ensue.

When you've got pornstars this hot laying around naked and allowing some guy to run his hands all over their bodies, you'd best believe you'll want to see it all unfold in images full of detail and as clear as clear can be, which makes the 720p and 1080p HD videos offered here vital to the success of the site. They look brilliant, of course, as do the 2500px photos that can be viewed online or off thanks to convenient zip downloads.

Buying your way inside Dirty Masseur doesn't just get you access to this site, but to the other 29 sites held on the Brazzers network as well! Best of all, thanks to Mr. Pink's nose for bargains, you can now get it all for a measly $19.95!

Cons:
At the time of writing, the Dirty Masseur archive is quite weak, only holding 49 scenes. The bonus network access more than makes up for this low content count, but none of the other sites quite manage to capture these truly stunning pornstar physiques like Dirty Masseur does.

Brazzers recently underwent a rather radical redesign that has tailored the site for use on tablets and other portable devices. Unfortunately, this has changed the way members use Dirty Masseur and indeed the whole network. An example: category tags are no longer displayed by default and must be opened upon viewing each scene. (Actually, some Dirty Masseur scenes don't have any tags at all.)

Photos must now be viewed via the automated slideshows or by downloading the zipped galleries in full; you can no longer select single images to view in their full resolution, making it pretty much impossible to save just a few choice shots.

Dirty Masseur pays such close attention to the bodies of its performing women that it's a truly sumptuous visual feast. It could, however, be even better if Brazzers were only to revise its house photographic style. Often rendering skin tones in pastel hues yet somehow still showing numerous blemishes and red blotches across their skin, Brazzers could certainly be presenting its performers in a more flattering light.

Conclusion:
There are plenty of massage-based porn sites on the 'net these days, but trust ol' Brazzers to take the niche to its apex with Dirty Masseur. Aside from the somewhat unflattering rendering of skin tones and colors, Dirty Masseur's 720p and 1080p HD videos look exceptionally good and offer stunning views of the ridiculously hot female bodies in action here. The women are some of porn's sexiest and the men applying the massages generally do a fantastic job of warming them up, getting their juices flowing, then plunging in headfirst for a wild ride atop a massage table. Throw in the bonus network access and factor in Mr. Pink's $19.95 discounted membership price and you'd be hard pressed to find any good reason not to throw a twenty Dirty Masseur's way. Yes, I know it only has 49 scenes in its archive, but the Brazzers network has more than enough to make up for that. It isn't a perfect site - show me one that is - but Dirty Masseur takes the always impressive massage porn niche and makes it sing, which is all we can really ask for, isn't it?

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