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Laying your hands on a fellow human in a caring and affectionate way has been fundamental to community-building for thousands and thousands of years, but not like the handiwork of Dirty Masseur. Brazzers signature massage porn site, Dirty Masseur sees the firm pressure of a deeply therapeutic massage turn into oral, vaginal and anal poundings as only Brazzers can produce them. With many of porn's most impressive female figures laying on the massage table and waiting for the right touch, Dirty Masseur is one of Brazzers' must-sees.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 9
Updates 7
Content amount 7
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 9
Overall Score 85

Videos

Number of movies 136+
Average length 34 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

WMV (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 136+
Pics per set 380
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Dirty Masseur review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/30/2014

Overview:
You're not a total sleaze-ball, but if you were, you'd be a masseur. Think about it: masseurs get paid to run their hands over people's naked (or near-naked) bodies in a way that leaves the recipient feeling relived of tension and extremely relaxed. Now, given the right client - an attractive woman with a casual, carefree demeanor perhaps - a professional massage can become a true-life fantasy of epic proportions. Run your hand along just the right curve, dip your thumb into the right crevice, and apply just the right amount of pressure to show assertiveness, confidence, and manual technique, and you could be looking not at a bare back, but at your own (internal) penis massage courtesy of your client's now-supremely-excited pussy. Well, you can achieve this vicariously through Brazzers website Dirty Masseur, saving thousands of dollars in training and opening the entire Brazzers network before you. Dirty Masseur sees a number of strong-handed gents giving sultry rubdowns to some of porn's most stunningly assembled babes, their every curve, mound, and crevice laid bare on a massage table and shot lovingly in High Definition video. From executive MILFs Janet Mason and Ava Addams to young, horny harlots Dani Jensen and August Ames, there's more than 100 stunning adult performers going from simplified Shiatsu to hardcore humping in a matter of moments. Care to pay $24.95 for the pleasure of witnessing their pleasure or would you prefer Mr. Pink to test the waters before you jump in?

Pros:
Any massage porn site sinks or swims on the basis of its stars. Dirty Massuer, then, is bobbing along the surface thanks to the incredible talents of women like Jenni Lee, August Ames, Jayden Jaymes, Madison Ivy, Riley Reid, Mia Malkova (and her ass), Rachel Starr and Remy LaCroix. The models generally look sleek, sexy, and very stunning as they're oiled-up, rubbed-down and fucked deep, hard, and long.

The guys giving the massages do a great job of prodding and pushing their clients' fleshy bits around for our visual stimulation. The resulting sex can (and does) include over-the-table-edge deep-throating, pussy and ass-eating, deep finger penetration, anal sex, MMF and FFM threesomes, foot and leg fondling, and even the occasional ATM, DP, and squirting female orgasms.

Looking their best in very impressive 1080p High Definition resolutions, Dirty Masseur's videos perfectly showcase the smooth, the voluptuous, and the incredibly tight bodies of its sexy stars; streams and downloads are available in multiple sizes and formats to suit all needs. There's even a number of advanced viewing options that lead you straight to your most desired feature of a given scene. Photos also look very good in 2495px galleries.

Every seven days a new scene arrives at Dirty Masseur, giving you another reason to join at the now-discounted rate of only $19.95-a-month. All Dirty Masseur members also receive free access to all other Brazzers websites, all 31 of them, expanding the range of porn at your disposal by a truly staggering amount.

Cons:
Dirty Masseur offers a two-day trial membership for only $1. Unfortunately, this trial only offers limited access to Dirty Masseur and Brazzers content and automatically rebills at a more expensive rate than usual, $39.95-per-month. There's also a "special offer" giving access to Brazzers Reel that has been pre-checked on the sign-up page. Don't forget to uncheck it or you'll soon see your bank account drained by the ZZ crew.

Full-sized photos do look very good in their high-res frames, but Brazzers has confined your ability to view them to downloaded zip packs. Online viewing is limited to 800px resolutions that don't offer anything even close to the detail of their download-only betters.

Having recently redesigned its entire network, Brazzers has put a few of its sites in precarious situations. Dirty Masseur sports a handful of scenes devoid of keyword and category tags, leaving you little choice but to check out the screencap galleries for clues as to what happens once the laying on of hands begins.

Not as large as many other Brazzers sites, Dirty Masseur just might not be large enough for some diehard massage porn enthusiasts. Porn Pros site Massage Creep already holds twice as many scenes as Dirty Masseur and many other networks have massage porn sites well worth a closer look. At its current size, Dirty Masseur struggles to compete.

Conclusion:
Dirty Masseur brings you as close to the supple curves, strong thighs, and delectable pussies of porn's sexiest performers, and does it all in true Brazzers style. High Definition 720p and 1080p videos show plenty of detail in the often oily and shiny massage scenes and the fucking that follows. Videos can be streamed or downloaded and viewing tools give you the chance to skip straight to the deep-throat blowjob, pussy-eating, doggy-style or cumshot if you wish. Photos are equally strong in 2495px frames, but it'd be great if full-size images could be viewed online as well as in downloaded zips. Weekly updates add to Dirty Masseur's current 136-scene archive and the included Brazzers network access ensures there's a veritable shit-ton of hardcore delights around every corner. Dirty Masseur needs some improvements, yes, but they're small and relatively minor, leaving this, one of Brazzers' newer sites, to produce some devastatingly hot body-centric hardcore porn you'll surely find appealing.

 

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