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Category Amateur, Blowjobs - Facials, Ebony - Interracial

Price

$3.99/4 Days

$19.99/Month

Washington D.C., Maryland, and Virginia might not be the first US regions that come to mind when imagining the pinnacle of American female hotness - a bragging right belonging only to Los Angeles, New York, Miami, and (so I'm told) Denver - but DMV Head Crew is a fresh new all-black amateur site fixated on fellatio and begging for the chance to change your mind about the Mid-Atlantic states and the women brought up there. As eager to blow as they are to show off their extremely curvaceous bodies, these are babes you'd definitely be willing to wait in line for… if you know what I mean.

Score

Quality 6
Design 3
Navigation 3
Updates 4
Content amount 3
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 6
Exclusivity 8
Appeal 5
Overall Score 53

Videos

Number of movies 26+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1280x720)

FLV (720x400)

MP4 (400x224)

Photos

Pic sets 14+
Pics per set 80
Zip sets YES
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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DMV Head Crew review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/06/2013

Overview:
City folk have been bandying around slang names for their home turf for decades. From the Chi-town to The LB, many of these terms have by now been well established in the parlance of the people. When first investigating DMV Head Crew, I couldn't believe someone had the audacity to attempt to produce pornography among the already sparse furnishings of their local DMV office. Nope. Turns out DMV stands for DC, Maryland, Virginia and has found fairly common usage among East Coast hip-hop communities, with some Baltimore and Delaware rappers even claiming phony DMV origins. DMV Head Crew's roots in the area seem as solid as their work is authentic, amateurish, and basically devoid of frills. Do they "keep it real"? If by that you mean operate devoid of pretension, then yeah, they do. Do they also find some of the most spirited performers this reviewer has seen in some time? Why yes, yes they do: women with amply curvaceous figures at their disposal and eager mouths they insist on being filled by a substantial fella. With monthly access running you $19.99 and the option of a four-day trial for $3.99 also available, anyone preferring their porn rather rough and tumble should get a kick out of this exclusively oral collection that sees ebony beauties suck as if their livelihoods depended on it (and probably because they do).

Pros:
Intense performances with a believably wanton atmosphere. It usually does feel like a group of friends hanging out, having a party, and fucking each other while their pals shoot it. The blowjobs you'll see here are expertly delivered with deep, throaty penetration, swift jerking, and a palpable hunger for cum. It's even better when the women pair up...

With a party atmosphere heavy with dancing, booty clapping, and the telling of humorous anecdotes, usually as the women bounce around in skimpy outfits or peel off their layers for both the in-person and at-home audiences, DMV Head Crew is an outright hoot.

DMV Head Crew's videos are usually presented with a High Definition 720p resolution option that offers the best clarity possible from the admittedly lo-fi source. While a far cry from the brilliant HD of, say, Naughty America, DMV Head Crew's videos are at least HD and true to their origins.

All those who join the ranks of DMV Head Crew members receive free access to the site of the lusty, busty, and supremely sex ebony starlet Ms. Nikita Blue. Also on the horizon, according to a recent Ty Strokes blog, is another site, Ms. Fellatio Master, but that one isn't yet online.

Cons:
From the missing menu text, obvious template placeholders, and absent preview thumbnails, it's obvious DMV Head Crew has been thrust online before it was ready. Check out the Schedule page: a monthly 2013 calendar with every day left unmarked; that's not exactly reassuring, is it?

DMV Head Crew is so clearly an amateur production, it comes as little surprise to find videos rife with poor camerawork that somehow manages to miss cumshots, frame out the most enticing parts of a scene, and generally capture the women in a less-than-flattering light. Image galleries fare no better; in fact, they're worse, only offering low-resolution screencaps taken from the videos.

With only 26 scenes and 14 screencap galleries currently online, there isn't much to DMV Head Crew. Especially when four or five of those videos are missing from their pages, where only empty download links and streaming windows sit. Even the bonus site, that of Ms. Nikita Blue, seems conspicuously absent from all DMV Head Crew menus; how on Earth do you log in?

Call it a personal gripe, but the lack of imagination shown by the men and women of DMV Head Crew as to their choice of pseudonyms is astounding. You've got Yasmin XXX, Kandi XXX, Marshae XXX, Ms. Mocha XXX Stacy, Stunning Summer XXX, Kali Dreams XXX, and Black Pashion XXX on the female side and Rico Steel XXX doing the pussy plugging and all seem far too fond of the XXX branding.

Conclusion:
There isn't much about DMV Head Crew that could be considered comforting: erratic updates, a small archive, wildly varying video formats, unprofessional camerawork, poor lighting, unknown models, and a website that appears to have left the lab only half developed. Asking $19.99 a month for all this seems a bit much, but DMV Head Crew isn't without hope! The content might be raw and unprofessional, but in an industry overrun with gaunt faces, heavily processed hair, excessive makeup, and unbelievable performances, something like DMV Head Crew seems palpably real and authentic. The cost of such authenticity doesn't need to be quality, but at DMV Head Crew that's what it unfortunately is. Without further attention and dedication to improving, really, all areas of the site, I'm afraid few are going to agree to part with twenty dollars. Four bucks for a brief trial, maybe, but that's about it.

 

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