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Elite TV Online review

Category Europorn, Female Masturbation, Glam, Webcams

Price

£19.95/Month

£19.95/Month (non-recurring)

A site called Elite TV Online that features naked women cavorting on the beach, in the tub, and on top of each other? Man, how could this not be awesome? Well, like all adult sites, Elite TV Online can be an iffy proposition. After all, any site with live webcam (and phone!) chats connecting you to actual, real, bona fide, "I suck dick on camera for money" pornstars could be an overwhelmingly positive experience or it could be a major bummer. Just how does Elite TV Online manage to successfully blend archived and live content, and does it even manage it at all? Read on, faithful follower of Pink, and find out!

Score

Quality 8
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 8
Content amount 8
Money value 6
Downloadable videos 0
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 8
Overall Score 72

Videos

Number of movies 506+
Average length 5 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits YES
Video format

Flash (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 663+
Pics per set 26
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Elite TV Online review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/14/2012

Overview:
Television may have taken a few decades to become the most prominent communication tool on the planet, but it sure did get there, changing everything for everyone forever. Now more than ever, television can be a status symbol. After all, you're nobody unless you have 55" plasma and a premium package of 156 cable channels. What you'll find yourself gawking at inside Elite TV Online, however, will not be seen on TV; not even on HBO! Presenting its members with exclusive access to two distinctly different kinds of pornographic features: live webcam and phone chats with uber sexy (and mainly British) chicks; and an archived collection of photo galleries and videos starring the very same women allegedly waiting for your call. Whether you'll sign up just to throw more money these vixens' way or simply relax and enjoy the smut that's already been made available is up to you. Costing you between £14.95 and £19.95 ore month, a recurring or non-recurring membership to Elite TV Online seems like it'll set you up with so much live and prerecorded pornstar-starring, Brit-heavy, glamorous-as-fuck smut. But what exactly is the deal with the phone calls? Can you even be sure the person on the other end of the line is as rack-tastic as the girl in the photo? Are you better of just sticking with the archives pics and vids or is Elite TV Online best ignored altogether. Tough questions, one and all, but you've got an equally tough investigator on the case: Mr. Pink!

Pros:
Babes! Babes! Babes! In any language, women this stunningly lascivious will always find plenty of guys to chat with. Online here at Elite TV Online, you're given the chance to do just that, chat live with the performers by phone or webcam, each one costing you varying additional amounts. The women bathe, workout, get oiled up, relax by the pool, and get together with their girlfriends, all of which you can see here.

Elite TV Online's archived content looks surprisingly high quality and both videos and photos offer scintillating views of the luscious professional bodies on display here. Photos routinely hit 1200px and, while not huge, certainly give substantial detail and look very sharp. Videos are initially steaming-only and while the downloads are sorely missed, the 720x480 pixel Flash videos do present great views of the girls as they cavort solo and canoodle together, often in Ibiza or similarly lush locales.

Many of the British and American models - the latter including Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Breanne Benson and other stars - have shot brief but noteworthy vlogs (video blogs) that offer a message to Elite's members. Videos fans can also download the music from their favorite scene, which is a neat feature so rarely seen in porn.

New photo galleries are added to Elite TV Online's already large 500-scene, 660-gallery archive every two or three days and you can expect videos to arrive with much the same frequency. There are even Chamber and Hall of Fame sections geared towards fetish and A-list pornstar content, each one supplying a strong collection of bonus video and photo content.

Cons:
As a first-month member, your "Elite" access is actually severely limited. Downloads have been reserved for repeat customers and are not accessible, neither zipped galleries nor videos, to new members. The video streams look pretty good, yes, but they also must be loaded in full before you can skip ahead to the best bits.

Many galleries obscure the hottest parts of the last (and usually most explicit image) with an ad for the featured model's personal website. There's also a ton of ads floating around the site, including one that pops up in a faux MSN chat window that can't be closed without your being redirected to a different site, one that wants more of your money.

The A-list pornstars seem to be always offline. In fact, there were nay two girls online during the entirety of my review, making Elite's live chat component one of the most disappointingly underperforming this reviewer has come across.

Your navigation options are severely limited here, essentially consisting of a simplistic search function and the main content listing, where the only sorting categories are By Date, By Rating, By Views, Duos, and XXX. Not very helpful at all, really.

Conclusion:
With the converted cost equaling $23.27 (or thereabouts) for a recurring monthly membership, $27.94 for a single month of access, Elite TV Online certainly isn't a cheap way to get your fill of glamorous softcore and masturbation porn. The archived photos and videos available here, all 506 and 663 of them, respectively, and the frequent updates make Elite TV Online a curious and very appealing destination, but there's a number of issues that cannot be ignored, issues bound to have you thinking twice before throwing some GBP or USD Elite's way. Downloads have been reserved for returning members and you won't be able to download a single motherloving thing before forking over fifty-five dollars! Making your way around the archive is also a pain, devoid as it is of any notable browsing or searching tools. Ads fill the site and become very annoying very quickly. And the live chat component? Well, it's hard to think of it as much more than a cash-grab attempt at helping you part with more moolah. If you're Donald Trumping your way through life, go nuts; if not, it's probably best to stick to the archive content or, failing that, head off to another, more fulfilling site than Elite TV Online.

Adele Taylor
Alexis Texas
Alice
Ashley Emma
Cara Brett
Caty Cole
Danica
Dionne Daniels
Gemma Hiles
Hannah Martin
Sophia Knight
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