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Emily’s Playground
Emily’s Playground
Emily’s Playground

Emily’s Playground review

Category Alt.Porn, Pornstars

Price

$24.95/Month

Most attractive 25-year-old Cali girls that stand a statuesque 5’9” harbor allusions of a modeling career. Emily Parker did, just not for the damn Chico's catalog. With a couple of years as a professional pornstar under her Batman utility belt, Ms. Parker now makes her claim on your attention with her very own website, Emily’s Playground. Offering you the chance to see her perform stripteases, masturbation scenes, have sex with gorgeous women, and suck a little dick, all in stunning HD video formats, Emily’s Playground may be a new site from a fairly new pornstar, but, like Emily herself, it’s got attitude to spare and won’t back down from a challenge. Fighting!

Score

Quality 8
Design 7
Navigation 8
Updates 7
Content amount 3
Money value 4
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 6
Overall Score 70

Videos

Number of movies 12+
Average length 25 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MOV (1280x720)

WMV (1080x608)

MP4 (960x540)

Photos

Pic sets 42+
Pics per set 180
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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Emily’s Playground review - MrPinks.com
Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews - 10/20/2011

Overview:
Tattoo parlors used to be the domain of merchant sailors, bikers, and hoodlums, but these days it seems every adult under 40 is heading to their local inker to get their back piece, sleeve, of chest-mounted Smiths lyric (in script, natch) touched up. If tattoos were once a reliable indicator of ones rough lifestyle and anti-authoritarian attitude where do all these Starbucks swilling, peacefully protesting, Muse fans get off branding themselves as thuggish and “street”? Hell, let’s ask Emily Parker. Having only been involved in porn for a couple of years, Emily is bound to be unknown to many Mr. Pink’s readers, but not for long. On her official website, Emily’s Playground, Ms. Parker aims to prove that she’s not just another tatted-up, hard-rockin’ slut looking for attention, that she’s really a bona fide pornstar that can perform alongside the likes of the more experienced and accomplished Angelina Valentine as well as with fellow “alt.porn” up-and-comers Misti Dawn and Tori Lux. For $24.95 a month, whether you’re already a fan or have only just discovered Emily Parker, you can head inside her website for some naughty fun and games, all of them exclusive to Emily’s Playground.

Pros:
Emily Parker is a tall, powerful, athletic brunette with a fantastic natural curve to her body that is made even more enticing by the addition of her pumped-up boobs. Her full lips look great wrapped around a shaft (especially when wearing the pink and red lipstick she usually favors) and her ample ink makes it clear that she’s putting herself gloriously on display. Lucky us!

The scenes and galleries featured here at Emily’s Playground run the gamut from solo stripteases to facial cumshots. You’ll find plenty of deep dildo penetrations, sapphic groping and tasting, and a couple of cocksucking scenes. Where Emily shines brightest, though, is in her kinky and glamorous photo shoots, especially the darker ones.

With videos reaching a High Definition resolution of 1280x720 pixels, and with photos standing solid at 1600px, you’ll be ogling Emily Parker’s magnificently fuckable body with strong clarity, vibrant colors, and ample detail in every frame.

Content has been arriving once a week here at Emily’s Playground, which is a relief to see. If Emily’s collection of galleries and videos isn’t enough for you (and it probably won’t be) then you’ll be especially thankful that your membership also gives you free access to the thirteen-site network, Pornstar Platinum, home of Ava Devine, Rachel Love, Tegan Summers, and plenty of other pornstar babes.

Cons:
Information on relatively new pornstars can often be quite hard to come by even in this age of ubiquitous social networking sites. The complete lack of any biographical information, interviews, or commentary from Emily - those spiels on the scene pages are certainly not her words - means you won’t know Emily Parker much better upon leaving the site than when you first arrived.

Yes, it has online been online for six months, but there still isn’t an overly abundant archive here - and that’s putting it lightly. Emily hasn’t shot as many scenes as her network neighbor Ava Devine, but with just 12 videos and 42 galleries online, Emily’s Playground would definitely benefit from an increased update schedule, especially as the weekly updates seem to have slowed of late.

Especially on this site, Emily does unfortunately come off as something of a hipster and an attentionista. Combine her self-conscious “tough as nails” shtick with some pretty tepid content - only two male/female scenes, both of them blowjob-only - and it feels like Emily’s “badness” is just posturing.

Aside from the included network access, members aren’t given any real bonuses, although they are promised. The live webcam calendar is bare and very disappointing and the only other bonus is a pay-per-view video-on-demand section that charges by the minute.

Conclusion:
Emily Parker might look like a no-shit-takin’ badass, what with her full tattoo sleeves, multiple piercings, and amazonian frame, but if her official website, Emily’s Playground, is any indication, she’s not really any more rugged and tough than most other pornstars. Delivering a fairly small collection of exclusive photo and video content, this site best serves as a taste of what Emily has ahead of her and as an entryway to the thirteen-site Pornstar Platinum network (to which all members have access). The photos and videos do look pretty gosh darn impressive at 1600px and 720p and do a great job of showing off Emily’s incredible physique and tatted-up, pierced pale skin, but it’d be nice to not only see more content arriving here soon - there hasn’t been an update for a couple of weeks now - but also for a stronger hardcore collection. It may be struggling to find its footing in these early days, but Emily’s Playground has a lot going for it, not the least of which is an incredibly appealing alt(ish).pornstar named Emily Parker.

Tattoos show her art, nudity shows her arousal as Emily Parker sprawls across the sofa
Look up and smile for the camera, but this babe won’t forget the lesbian lust she’s feeling
With a mouth filled with nipple and tit flesh, the lesbian masturbation is bringing the heat
Wearing platform heels and no panties, Emily Parker is masturbating in open, public view
The prettiest hues of pink will shine against the tongue that laps at the lesbian lips and clit

 

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