Errotica Archives review

Intro:
Some adult websites suffer because of their titles. Twistys might seem to some like a site devoted to nipple cripples, 1-By-Day & 1-By-Night could easily be a hardcore vampire parody, and Girls Out West implies six-shooters and ten gallon hats. Yes, misguided attempts at coming up with an interesting and original name for a porn site often result is less-than-desirable results and I wonder if the folks behind Errotica Archives are starting to regret that unnecessary second ‘r’. What looks like a typo, can’t have been a typo, right? I mean, nobody’s going to let that one slip through the many, many administrative sieves before the site’s launch date, are they? It must be intentional, but what does it mean? It certainly implies something erroneous and not exactly erotic, but the tour page disproves the theory that this site is dedicated to something other than erotic photography. Dozens of impeccable specimens of femininity grace the tour pages and prove that a stupid name doesn’t always relegate a porn site to the deservedly deep discount section of an adult directory. Claiming to host images that reach 7000 pixels and HD movies of the “highest possible quality”, there’s little reason for any erotic art devotee to deny themselves the pleasure of at least investigating Errotica Archives further. I mean, I’m going to, so why don’t you come along and find out if the Mr. Pink's discounted $19.99 monthly membership fee is worthwhile?

Pros:
Everything available on Errotica Archives is exclusive to this site and, regardless of its connection to Met Art and Met Models, won’t be found on either of its partnered websites. Not only that, but with one photographer ostensibly in charge of all material, there’s a great consistency of style in place.

The site and its content were created by noted Met Art photographer Erro, which guarantees a high level of eroticism and allure in all proceedings and explains the odd site name sitting at the top of every page. Erro’s work is always of a very high quality and he’s consistently working with new models and established favorites.

The cream of the crop of Europe’s erotic models are featured here at Errotica Archives. While a small percentage of these young women will be recognizable to the average visitor, their work for Erro and numerous other photographers proves that they’re at the top of their chosen field. The less established models, of which there are plenty, also impress.

Photography is of an extremely high quality here at Errotica Archives and reaches incredible high-res standards that dwarf most other erotic nudes sites. With pictures viewable in four sizes - usually 800x533, 1200x1800, 4368x2912, and 3744x5616 pixels - all of which can also be downloaded as zipped archives, you’re given a great deal of close-up clarity with which to view the exquisite models. Videos also hit fantastic high resolutions - 1280x720 seems to be standard - and look fantastic.

Updates arrive daily and over the course of a week you would usually see a photo-heavy mix of gallery and video updates, generally five of the former, two or three of the latter. This great schedule adds to the already impressive archive of 240-odd videos and approximately 1,500 galleries.

Cons:
Videos are zipped. Why? I have no idea. All this seems to do is add an extra step to your pre-viewing process and prevent you from checking out the quality of partially downloaded files.

“Model cards” are minimal profile pages available on every girl featured at Errotica Archives. Unfortunately, they don’t provide much information and absolutely no possibility of interaction with the girls.

Unlike many erotic nude sites, Errotica Archives often shows highly explicit close-ups of the models’ vulvas, glistening with moisture. While this would normally be extremely welcome, it could almost be too much of a tease for some members, who prefer to either see hardcore fucking or keep it very soft.

Videos are somewhat lacking, with HD resolutions that certainly aren’t “the highest possible quality” - ever heard of 1080p or 4K, Erro? - and absolutely no streaming options whatsoever. Being forced to download zipped video files is one thing, but not providing the downloader with a stream by which to sample the soon-to-be-unzipped scene is borderline unconscionable.

Conclusion:
With sister sites like Met Art and Met Models, and a lead photographer with as impressive a resume and portfolio as Erro’s, it’s not surprising that Errotica Archives manages to provide its members with incredibly high quality artistic erotic photographs of glorious young European models in a variety of picturesque locations, both indoor and outdoor. What is surprising is that Erro and his team have managed to screw up Errotica Archive’s video section. With no streams available and zipped downloads that defy explanation (the file size reduction is rather minimal), we’ll simply have to hold out hope for an amended video archive in the future. The photo content is still impeccable, but this site has too much potential to leave these disappointments as they are.