Freaks of Cock review

With one of porn’s most ridiculous stage names, an irreverent and gleefully impolite attitude, a snappy grill, and one of the biggest black cocks you’ve ever laid eyes on, O.G. Mudbone is the Porn Pros equivalent of Dennis Rodman and he makes for a very intriguing host of Freaks of Cock, the porn site he runs on the Porn Pros network. With his 14” penis somehow smuggled in his jeans, Mudbone approaches hot girls on the street and lures them into his lair (a.k.a.: his pornographic film set), or hires professional pornstars to come over and jump onboard the heaviest, thickest, longest wang they’ve ever come across, let alone with. Once they’ve recovered from the shock of being presented with such a huge meatstick, these babes invariably open wide, say “Aaah!” and do their best to accommodate O.G.’s donkey dick. After taking him as deep as they can in their mouths and pussies (only a few are brave enough to open their assholes for him), they await their final surprise. With a huge, viciously powerful load that covers the faces, fills the mouths, and runs down the chests of his new ladyfriends, O.G. ensures they’ll never forget him and neither will you. For $24.95 a month, all of the entire contents of Freaks of Cock can be yours, as well as plenty of bonuses. So, what are you waiting for, a written invitation? Oh, well let’s get on with it then!

Pros:
O.G. Mudbone is a true original. Armed with a cock thicker and longer than most women’s forearms, and filled with enough jizz-spurting power to drown a pigeon from 60 ft, Mudbone and his similarly endowed partners in slime seduce, devour, and splatter any and every woman they can get their hands on in a truly irreverent fashion.

Curiously enough, the women featured on Freaks of Cock don’t seem to be too resistant to the idea of impaling themselves on a fourteen-inch black cock. Sure, even Lisa Ann, Whitney Stevens, Cody Lane, and Sadie West seem a little unsure at first, but once he’s in there, Mudbone is in for good! Then there are the mammoth cumshots...

Mudbone’s dick isn’t the only impressively sized thing here at Freaks of Cock; the videos now reach High Definition resolutions of 1200x700 pixels and render Mudbone’s abomination of nature and every bucketload of jism he lets fly over these gorgeous pornstars with great clarity and strength. Photo content, too, looks great and hits 1500px.

With close to 200 Freaks of Cock scenes already online and the whole Porn Pros network available to all members, membership seems rather appealing, but even more so now thanks to Mr. Pink’s discounted price of just $17.95 per month.

Cons:
O.G. Mudbone may be Freaks of Cock’s biggest asset, but he’s also the sites biggest liability. His aggressive macho posturing, obnoxious appreciation for his own often ill-advised and downright impolite sense of humor fake, his needlessly noisy orgasms, and his obvious inflated sense of self worth make him really damn annoying when you’re not in the right mood.

Needless to say, Mudbone’s 14” cock is a prosthesis and his ten-gallon cumshots are both phoney. The giveaways: you never see his testicles, he always holds the base of “his” cock, and the damn thing looks like rubber. This might be a deal breaker for some of you, but others will recognize that the absurdity just might be the whole point.

These days at Freaks of Cock, updates are arriving rather erratically and you’re never sure exactly when something new will land on the homepage. With each month bringing anywhere from one to three new scenes, the future of Freaks of Cock is uncertain.

Poor server performance has long plagued the Porn Pros network and, unfortunately, nothing seems to have changed in that regard. Downloading or streaming HD videos from Freaks of Cock will result in a frustratingly long wait thanks to the very low transfer speeds.

Conclusion:
Taking the big-dick niche to its inevitable inhuman conclusion, Freaks of Cock presents exactly what the title suggests: guys, and one in particular, whose cocks are so abnormally large they’re lucky women don’t run away screaming upon unzipping their jeans. Throwing caution and to the wind and agreeing to test their vaginal elasticity, the pornstars featured on this site do a great job of accepting the consequences of a Mudbone affair. For us, the home viewers, that means plenty of pussy-stretching, throat-prodding action that ultimately ends with Mudbone and/or one of his tight bros spewing their ginormous jizzbombs and covering the pornstars from head to toe. The scenes are usually fun but O.G. does tend to get on your nerves after a while, what with all his exaggerated moaning and orgasmic cries of “Yeeeeaaaaahahhhhhh beeeyaaatcchhhuuuhh!” Ignore him, focus on the absurd sex and the amazing ejaculation showers and you should be pretty pleased with Freaks of Cock, which, though it has its share of faults, is a true original.