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Twenty-first century renaissance man, James Franco, is a huge fan of porn and has given much respect to the work of adult performers. Even so, pornstars are still criminally neglected when it comes to feats of superhuman physical prowess. Fuck Team Five is a veritable superhero team of sexual dynamos that roams around the nation finding sexually frustrated men to lure into their grasp. Once there, the girls (anywhere from three to six per team) throw their asses 'n' titties into action, livening up the bland, unadventurous sex lives of their conquests. Fuck Team Five is one of Bang Bros' more wild and crazy sites and one you won't soon forget.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 9
Updates 3
Content amount 6
Money value 7
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 7
Overall Score 77

Videos

Number of movies 134+
Average length 60 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (852x480)

WMV (852x480)

Photos

Pic sets 134+
Pics per set 300
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Fuck Team Five review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/14/2012

Overview:
It sounds like a superhero team, I know, and in a sense that's exactly what it is: a team of superhuman sexual athletes fucking and fighting for the pleasure of men, women, and even sexually frustrated basement dwellers everywhere. Fuck Team Five is one of the more curious sites on the Bang Bros network, a site that thrusts together a trio, quartet, or quintet of ravenously horny, shockingly perverted pornstars and lets them fly their freak flags high amongst "the normies", everyday guys who have no idea what they're getting themselves into. The ladies - and I use that designation somewhat reluctantly - of Fuck Team Five are bold, adventurous, insatiable, and always down to fuck whoever crosses their path. Whether they're cruising around Hollywood and pouncing on 22-year-old virgins, raiding a "big game" party at some lamer's home, or showing their tits to every player on a mini-golf course then sticking putters where the sun don't shine while remaining in full public view, the girls, the premise, and the entire Fuck Team Five site is a wild, wild one indeed. Costing you $24.95 a month for membership, Fuck Team Five, like all Bang Bros sites, doesn't just let you in on its own archive, but the entire Bang Bros network, one of the most thrilling and fulfilling on the 'net. Can a site with as absurd as precarious premise as Fuck Team Five's manage to succeed among such classics as Big Mouthfuls, Facial Fest, and Ass Parade? Slip into your latex catsuit (or don't) and join me, Mr. Pink, your heroic reviewer of porno pages, as I find out once and for all, for the good of all mankind.

Pros:
From the moment it first launched, Fuck Team Five was destined for greatness. How many other sites present such wild orgiastic scenes of sexual frivolity in this fashion, in this quality, with pornstars of this calibre? None, that's how many! The roving bands of cock-hungry girls roam around, find a willing guy, and pounce on him and his friends, riding every cock and lapping every pussy in sight. Fuck Team Five is action packed and very wild.

In typical Bang Bros style, you'll find all recent Fuck Team Five scenes delivered in premium quality. Videos reach stunning 720p High Definition resolutions whether downloaded or streamed and photos now hit 2000px and look clearer than ever. Both videos and photos present great views of the action, no matter how many bodies are entwined.

Some orgy sites stick with amateur performers whose fit bodies are the only things that matter, but here at Fuck Team Five the cast is loaded with porno superstars who put not only their asses into their work, but their personalities too. Isis Taylor has made repeat appearances, as has London Keyes (always a firecracker), Diamond Kitty, and Alexis Fawx, while certifiable nuts Jada Fire, Madison Ivy, and Tory Lane have dropped by to liven things up.

As with all Bang Bros sites, a Fuck Team Five membership also gives you an all-access pass to the entire 43-site network the Bros have painstakingly assembled over the years. From Big Tits Round Asses to Brown Bunnies, from Ass Parade to Porn Star Spa, everything the Bros produce is yours to access, and at Mr. Pink's discounted price of just $14.95!

Cons:
One of the smaller Bang Bros sites, Fuck Team Five at present only holds 134 scenes. Barely enough to keep you entertained for more than a month, the site and its small archive really just remind you of how weak a standalone Fuck Team Five site would be without the Bang Bros network to back it up.

One reason for Fuck Team Five's small content archive is its unreliable update schedule. Updates arrived every two weeks, but that schedule tapered off to roughly one update per month. Now, with nothing added in more than five months, Fuck Team Five's future isn't looking good.

Ads litter the entire Bang Bros network and as a result Fuck Team Five is as cluttered as any other site. Not only do the ads pimp third-party sites and services via banners and graphics that distract you from your browsing, but they take the shape of previews and thumbnails linking to what appear to be accessible Bang Bros scenes, only that's not the case; said scenes are on Bang Bros affiliated networks and must be paid for.

As fun as most Fuck Team Five scenarios tend to be, some can take quite a while to get started, focusing on the pornstars and their conversation rather than their attempts to find a stiff dick or ten to fuck. Once the sex starts up, it's usually fun and lively, though on occasion it can be dull and disappointing, often due to the guys' inability to stay hard, explode on cue, or satisfy his partnered babe.

Conclusion:
Fuck Team Five has long been a favorite here at Mr. Pink's, but those days could be disappearing fast. Without consistent updates - or, really, any updates at all - the site will surely fade into obscurity and irrelevancy faster than you can say "ToryLanehasgoneINSANE!" Once the Bros' go-to site for zany pornstar antics that saw (relatively) innocent guys seized, sucked, and fucked into ecstasy, Fuck Team Five is now a site that can't help but disappoint. With nothing new added since March, more than five months ago, Fuck Team Five is left to rest on its past accomplishments. Even with High Definition videos and a bunch of thrilling performances from porn's nuttiest nut-busters, Fuck Team Five can't help but suffer. Keeping the superhero analogy going - the site could definitely use some new blood and the porno equivalent of Captain America to unite and empower what's left of this once great institution. C'mon, Fuck Team Five. Assemble, for chrissakes!

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