Fuck With Whore review

Fuck With Whore review - MrPinks.com
Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews - 10/16/2011

Overview:
When an adult website is titled Fuck With Whore, I think it’s fair to expect porn of a very hardcore variety; the kind of porn that even your older brother would probably baulk at, not understanding why the fuck you’d want to watch that woman do something, you know, icky. On Fuck With Whore - no I’m not kidding, that’s actually the name of the site - you’ll find “dirty whores star[ing] in passionate and endless sex actions.” This is a site, dear reader, on which “tireless whores reveal their sex desires and even satisfy them,” and its webmasters command you to relent, sign up and “let the bitches satisfy you.” While I’m not entirely comfortable with all this strong language, I’ve gotta tell ya - these whorish bitches do look like they could fuck a dozen guys then drive everyone out to Shakey’s for a pizza party! Talk about whores! Promising “tons of hi [sic] quality videos” that are 100% exclusive to this site and this site alone, Fuck With Whore will cost you $29.95 each month, but seems certain that it can deliver a steaming pile of the most ravenous sluts with the most voracious appetites for all kinds of dickin’ that your eyes have ever seen. Wanna test that theory and see what happens inside a site called Fuck With Whore? Let’s go, bro!

Pros:
Those looking for porn starring women entirely devoted to fucking on camera in an endless variety of situations should be thankful that, true to its name, Fuck With Whore presents hardcore porn ranging from deepthroat blowjobs to nylon fetishism to orgiastic “fuck nights” in which the featured woman takes on a throng of eager men.

The models performing on Fuck With Whore are American and European women who you’ve probably not seen many times before, if you’ve seen them at all. Their fresh faces bring a heightened realism to a site centered around the idea that deep within many, many women lurks a ravenous sex monster scratching at the surface, looking to escape.

The 75 photo galleries presented here offer images reaching 3400px. These high resolution shots give you fantastic visual access to the performers and their extremely hardcore activities. Even better, the images aren’t obscured by watermarks!

Cons:
Fuck With Whore is unquestionably a poorly designed website. The main update listing shows stretched, distorted thumbnails against a black background; the menu offers few worthwhile browsing features; the model index and profile pages feature short spiels in the first-person that look almost like transcribed depositions next to mug shot portraits.

None of Fuck With Whore’s scenes or galleries are dated and the update listing doesn’t offer any information regarding the regularity or frequency of updates, leaving us to assume that, well, something new might come online at some point perhaps. With fewer than 100 items in the photo and video collections each, updates are essential.

Videos look rather weak at resolutions of 720x480 pixels (full-length) and 512x384 pixels (partial scenes). For those wanting the entire scenes, only one viewing format is available and no streaming version has been provided. Photo fans will also be disappointed to find that the high-res images must be saved individually as no zips are offered.

For $29.95 a month, all you get with your Fuck With Whore membership is a moderately-sized collection of fairly uninspired photo galleries and video scenes that, although certainly of the hardcore variety, aren’t exactly the most original or exceptional takes on pornographic decadence; no bonuses are offered.

Conclusion:
For a site with such a provocative title, Fuck With Whore is something of a let down. Its scenes are reasonably enjoyable and may throw a thrill or two the way of those who live for gangbangs, double-penetrations, and other such delightfully filthy examples of what truly debauched women will do for money, but it clearly lacks the finesse to present its content in a more sophisticated fashion. There’s no indication of when, or even if, new updates will be arriving, the video quality is definitely on the weaker side of the SD/HD spectrum, the models are not presented in the best of lights, and even the high-res, extremely and pleasantly graphic photos are presented without a downloadable zip option. Fuck With Whore’s faults lie not in the stars - them and their work is quite enjoyably guttural - but in the site itself.