Fun Movies review

Fun Movies review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/16/2015

Overview:
During one of the less mature relationships your humble reviewer has experienced, one set back in my early twenties, revolved completely around physical interactions. "Sounds great," you say and, yeah, it was… for a while. Perhaps its the shared humor that comes from coupling or just an absent feeling of comfortable intimacy, but the purely physical relationship based on fun soon became anything but fun. If only real life were like the pornos, where people hook up left, right, and center, never leave dissatisfied, and always seem to have a grand ol' time, sexual boredom always out of reach. Fun Movies, yet another of Stiffia network's bustling slate of adult sites, claims to be the leading Austrian hardcore site showcasing the country's amateur talents in sexually explicit scenarios. Now, doesn't that sound like a hoot-and-a-half? Wait, now that I've passed the age approval page, Fun Movies is declaring itself of German origin! What the hell's going on and will it matter an iota to you when you're unzipped and ready to fap? Fun Movies charges $24.95 for monthly access and says it provides such varied pornographic treats as "masked grannies wrestling… latex pissing lesbians… [and] real housewives and teens who know how to enjoy a big dick!" From recent high school graduates to geriatric grannies, from in-car "road-head" to luchador-masked anal fiends, Fun Movies looks to be about as much fun as degenerate Europeans can have without risking arrest - perhaps, it'll provide the same for you.

Pros:
You know, the Germans always make good stuff and massively deviant amateur porn is no exception. Casting every German and Austrian slut, domme, stud, fuck-pig, and pussy eager to be seen at their most filthy, Fun Movies boasts a roster of very strong amateur performers whose enthusiasm for kink, bondage, rough sex, and all kinds of fetishistic activities sizzles on the small screen.

Couples make love with genuine passion here at Fun Movies, but there's also plenty of wilder, more aggressive content too: outdoor blowjobs, group sex, outrageous orgies, latex catsuits and liquid play, pig masked men humiliated by dommes, ass-licking sessions, huge fake cumshots, and even a totally ridiculous "parody" of sea-faring hostage saga Captain Phillips.

So you're not only someone with deviant interests but high demands, too? Good thing Fun Movies hosts plenty of High Definition content, then. Reaching resolutions of 720p and 1080p in streams and downloadable MP4s, videos offer strong detail in most instances. Galleries accompany about 200 scenes, offering online or offline (zipped) viewing of hyper-detailed 4352px images.

A new scene lands every two or three days and keeps the already strong 461-scene archive pulled from 74 DVD releases. Membership can now be had for only $12.49-a-month, a bargain for anyone keen on German sexual deviance, and bonus access to other Stiffia network sites opens up at a rate of one-site-per-month of membership.

Cons:
Shot in German (either in Germany or Austria) and distributed online without any translation (dubbing, subtitles, or ad-hoc narration), Fun Movies releases leave non-German-speakers without any means of understanding what the demon-masked guy just said to the freshly released gimp, a slim man in a leopard-print leotard, as he showed him to a bed holding a nervous-looking girl chained to each of the four bed legs.

Attraction is, of course, subjective. Be warned, though: Fun Movies features many, many women of whom I just can't manage a physical compliment. (They're…. pliable?) Some women are aging less-than-gracefully while others likely didn't have much to work with even at their most youthful (which, in some cases, is right now). Sorry, ladies, I really am, but you're models.

An advanced search engine would really help keep Fun Movies' patrons on the right track. There's such a wide range of degenerate acts and scenarios here that being able to refine and revise your searches is an absolute necessity.

Let's say you've glanced over the Stiffia network and found four sites that give you a rise. You join Fun Movies and expect network access to the three others to be included in your membership package just as it usually is on other adult networks; not this time, not here, not with Stiffia. Being forced to wait one full month before seeing any bonus content whatsoever really stinks.

Conclusion:
Home to almost 500 scenes of the deviant sexual behavior of genuine German and Austrian amateurs, Fun Movies is a compelling, if uneven, archive showcasing the wildest sexual antics of the general public. In 720p and 1080p High Definition videos, and in huge 4352px images, the kinky motherfuckers and fatherfuckers thrash away in pig masks and wooden stocks, are burned with hot wax and whipped with leather belts, and appear to love every minute of it (unless they're playing pouty, that is). Updates arrive frequently and there's a good-sized collection here. In fact, if you're prepared for some woefully unattractive models (less than 50%, I promise), the only real drawbacks to Fun Movies are the staggered Stiffia network access program and the unfortunate lack of English translations for these German-language scenes. Fun Movies is wild, often intense, and even a little unnerving on occasion, and yes, it's also a good deal of fun.