Glory Hole Hustlers review

Glory Hole Hustlers review - MrPinks.com
Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews - 10/12/2011

Overview:
Nobody can be quite sure when the first glory hole was opened in the wall of a public restroom stall, but odds are strong that it’s a relatively longstanding tradition. Whether punched, drilled, or chipped away, this waist-sized opening allows for anonymous sexual contact and, although it is usually considered the domain of male homosexuals, heterosexual men and women can easily adapt and use this depersonalizing, disembodying tool for their own gratification. Such use is portrayed thrillingly at Glory Hole Hustlers, a site devoted to showing just how much slutty young cock-hungry women can enjoy a glory hole rendezvous. Run by a guy who claims to love nothing greater than “taking hot girls to adult arcades [to] watch them suck and fuck random guys” through a hole in the wall. Capturing his adventures in High Definition videos that promise to be as hot as any glory hole video you can imagine and more authentic than any you’ve seen before, Glory Hole Hustlers charges $19.95 per month for membership, but as it comes from the same producers as the consistently wonderful Latina MILF site, Chica’s Place, I’d say your money’s in pretty safe hands - kinda like the anonymous dicks being met by the girls of Glory Hole Hustlers.

Pros:
Fans of glory hole porn don’t just have the usual one-cock, one-girl blowjob scene here at Glory Hole Hustlers. Instead, most scenes feature a parade of anonymous cocks poking through the holes, getting slobbered on and stroked (and sometimes fucked) to a messy climax. The scenes are so long and action-packed they’re often split into chapters.

The girls appearing here - there are currently about ten or twelve of them - do a great job of dropping to their knees and providing maximum oral, manual, and sometimes vaginal pleasure to the faceless cocks they’re presented with. They seem quite eager to indulge in their glory hole fantasies and look great thanks to the clear, atmospheric photography.

Videos are presented here in three formats, one of which is a High Definition WMV that reaches 1280x720 pixels and looks fantastically moody and suitably dark and mysterious given that they take place in adult arcade booths around Arizona. Vidcaps are also available and can be downloaded in zipped archives, each shot looking very good at 1920x1080px.

Everything held on Glory Hole Hustlers is clearly an original work and is presented here exclusively. There’s already quite a strong collection building here after just a few months online, so the future looks quite bright for GloryHole Hustlers.

Cons:
For a while, Glory Hole Hustlers was updating twice a week, each time adding a portion of one full episode to a total of one full episode per week. Recently, though, updates have slowed to just once a week (on Sundays) yet they are still only partial episodes.

Although the vidcaps do look great, photo fans won’t find much of interest here. The nameless director says that snapping photos while shooting video lessens the impact of the end video product and while I certainly agree that’s a strong possibility, photo fans might not be very forgiving. The Scrapbook page holds the only photo content, a 44-image collection of pre- and post-scene candids.

Seeing as the vidcaps that accompany videos are presented in 1920x1080px, it stands to reason that full 1080p HD videos could be online to offer members an even greater viewing option.

The models, while all giving their best and eagerly chugging down load after milky load, aren’t granted a model index, bio pages, profiles, or anything of the sort. It’d be great to hear (or at least read) them discussing their glory hole fetish in detail.

Conclusion:
Although it has only been online a few short months, Glory Hole Hustlers is already making quite an impression. With an exclusive and original collection of very dirty, very hardcore, and unfathomably slutty handjob, titjob, blowjob, and straight-up pussy-pounding scenes, with a stunningly hot and horny slut on one side of an adult arcade stall wall, an near-endless parade of jizz-spurting cocks on the other, there certainly is a lot of crazy glory hole action held here. As the scenes can be quite long - often 40 or even 60 minutes - they are usually split between a couple of updates, which can make for frustrating viewing. The update schedule is also a tad frustrating, having recently moved from twice- to once-weekly and overall adding less content each month, but the budding collection here is good enough to satisfy most glory hole fanatics. The HD videos play beautifully and always keep the sperm-sucking girls looking gloriously slutty, making the $19.95 monthly membership cost seem not just reasonable, but a pretty damn good deal.