Hard Fuck Tales review

Hard Fuck Tales review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/04/2012

Overview:
Every guy has a story or two about exemplary women he has occasioned to lay. Women who were much more fierce and energetic and volcanically sexual than anyone could have guessed just from looking at them. Women he had to fuck as hard as he could, matching her challenges each step of the way. Women who fit perfectly onto a site called Hard Fuck Tales. So, some of us might lack the carnal accomplishments of others, and probably of the guys featured here, but since the women are what really matters, it's a relief to see the tour pages of Hard Fuck Tales adorned with some of the foxiest young dames the EU can offer. Taken by surprise in any number of situations, these girls are hastily whisked away by one, two, or three relentlessly demanding dudes who quickly rid her of clothing and fill her holes with their Viennese sausages. Promising to show all this crazed gangbanging in High Definition video formats, and alluding to plenty of buttfucking sessions, double-penetrations, gag-inducing deep-throats, and epic three-load cum deposits, Hard Fuck Tales is the most powerful and unforgiving site on the WTF Pass network. Monetarily speaking it'll cost you $34.95 to get inside this haven to overly insistent hard-dicked men and picked-up girls just begging to be slutted-up in a most extreme fashion, but the cost could be far greater: your dignity, your soul, you otherwise undying faith in Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews!

Pros:
With a growing collection of brutally intense gangbang scenes, Hard Fuck Tales offers some of the hardest and most notable gangbangs Europe's new generation of eager cumsluts have produced. The 33 scenes already online each deliver thrilling public and private group sex that usually includes anal penetration, double penetration, and/or an all-holes-filled scenario that stretches these girls to the limit.

Although they allegedly have no idea they're about to have the sense fucked out of them by a duo or trio of stiff-dicked men without concern for good manners, laws against public fornication, who show very little consideration for the women themselves, the young ladies of Hard Fuck Tales always end up performing in a vivacious and highly excitable manner. Plus they're really hot.

Some of the more recent Hard Fuck Tales offer video content in High Definition formats reaching 1280x720 pixels. For scenes shot largely on location and in a comparatively improvised manner, the inclusion of HD formats is quite impressive and most definitely welcome. Photo content is also high-resolution, this time reaching 1552px heights.

Anyone who signs themselves up for an all-access pass to Hard Fuck Tales also receives access to five other WTF Pass websites: Cash for Sex Tape, Porn Traveling, Chicki Porn, My Pickup Girls, and Student Sex Parties; quite the bonus!

Cons:
One of the only WTF Pass websites that labels its updates with date information, Hard Fuck Tales evidently uploads a new scene to the archive once or twice a month. Now, the fact that updates are still arriving is great, sure, but only once or twice a month? That's hardly going to be pulling in the eager viewers now, is it?

All over the WTF Pass network, members have been grumbling about slow server speeds that push their patience to the limit. Downloads take quite a long time, especially when they're HD-encoded videos, and since this problem has been plaguing members for quite some time it seems unlikely that a server upgrade is just around the corner.

The situations presented on Hard Fuck Tales can at times seem a little, well, unnerving. Although nowhere near as blatant as a site like Pornstars Punishment (Brazzers network), Hard Fuck Tales nevertheless treads dangerously close to the line between convincing a woman to take on three cocks in a public park and forcing a woman to take on three cocks in a public park. Get it?

All Hard Fuck Tales scenes feature Russian dialogue with English subtitles. While this serves viewers well in the lead up to the group action, once the sex starts it does become pretty distracting to have to refocus your gaze on a line of text appearing all too briefly on the bottom of your screen, especially as the woman's third and final sexual orifice is about to be plunged into.

Conclusion:
Throwing thirty-odd scenes of out-and-out hardcore its' members' way, Hard Fuck Tales may seem like any old group sex site. That, however, is far from the truth. Those who appreciate a little brutality in their Europorn will surely enjoy these scenes and galleries; however, those who prefer the more timid variant on the gangbang ("intimate group hug"?) will be left largely unfulfilled. The HD videos capture all the powerful scenes very well and the subtitles should pose no obstacle to those who don't mind reading while they beat the meat, but there's something fairly underwhelming about Hard Fuck Tales that you can't quite place your finger on. Updates are pretty lax and so is the server speed, but that's not quite it.  Whatever the case, and whatever your personal tolerance level for this kind of behavior, Hard Fuck Tales shows a lot of potential but hasn't quite hit the nail, as it were, on the head; not yet.