HD Massage Porn review

HD Massage Porn review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/06/2013

Overview:
The few times I've ponied up the dough for a massage, whether on vacation or feeling muscularly taut from too many hours sitting and typing, the person laying their hands on me has not by any stretch of the imagination been someone whose hands I actually wanted roaming around my naked body. The idea of a relaxing massage turning into a frenetic tabletop romp is certainly on the minds of many male recipients of the ancient art of tissue and muscle manipulation, and HD Massage Porn is the site to quench that particular thirst in a thoroughly entertaining (albeit vicarious) fashion! Costing $34.95 per month, a membership to HD Massage Porn promises (not surprisingly) High Definition videos detailing all the ways in which handy masseurs let their hands do the talking and seduce the very women they came to rub down. Using lotion, oil, a well-placed towel and a waist-high table, these guys bring their clients to such a complete state of relaxation their inner sluts burst out and reach for the nearest dick. That'd shock even the most seasoned masseur in real life, I'm sure, but here at HD Massage Porn, it's all in a day's work.

Pros:
You might not recognize their names, but the models of HD Massage Porn will soon be firmly ensconced in your mental spank-bank. Like most of those featured on WTF Pass sites, these women are young, beautiful, shapely Russian babes between the ages of 18 and 27 who seem to take great pride in their physical fitness and attractiveness, hence the indulgent massages.

True to its name and tour page promises, HD Massage Porn is well equipped with High Definition 720p resolution videos in multiple formats; streaming videos are offered alongside downloads. A photo gallery accompanies every scene and delivers powerful images that do a great job of capturing every delicate curve and sensual line of the women's bodies in 1600px frames.

Quite predictably, the sex contained in these scenes focuses on adoration of the female form. In a sense, the massages never stop, they just head inside. Slow, sensual penetration is common, but there's a strong selection of more aggressive fucking, too. The guys often let their hands do much of the work warming their clients up for initial confrontations with their already stiff dicks, whether it's oral, vaginal, or anal planned.

All HD Massage Porn members receive a huge bonus for their patronage: complete access to all eight WTF Pass websites. What's more, Mr. Pink's readers can now enjoy everything this network has to offer for the meagre monthly price of $19.95. Score!

Cons:
Although those behind the scenes at WTF Pass claim HD Massage Porn is updated monthly, there doesn't appear to be a whole lot of activity here. In fact, with the updates all left undated, it's impossible to determine when something arrived and deduce when another scene will be added.

Unlike a few other WTF Pass sites, HD Massage Porn (the only site with "HD" in its name) fails to deliver 1080p HD videos, instead peaking at the still impressive (just not that impressive) 720p (1280x720px) resolution. You'd think 1080p vids on a site called HD Massage Porn would be a no-brainer, but…

One of the smaller sites on its network, HD Massage Porn currently offers just 29 scenes. Network access will certainly give you plenty more smut to ogle and adore, but none of it will be anything remotely like HD Massage Porn, the clearest, cleanest, and simplest site on the network.

There isn't much dialog in these scenes, pleasantries and exclamations of arousal aside, but what is present is usually delivered in very thick Russian accents that, quite frankly, make the stilted lines even more unnatural. Of course, this isn't a huge setback, but it does add some unintentional hilarity on occasion.

Conclusion:
WTF Pass usually focuses on somewhat absurd or outlandish sexual stunts, but with HD Massage Porn, those behind the scenes have created a more sedate, more sensual hardcore site. High Definition videos are present and although that may have been obvious from the title, it's surprising to find them only reaching 720p and not the 1080p resolution formats available on a few other WTF Pass sites. Updates are allegedly arriving every month, but the content is left undated, making it difficult to find out for sure if that's the case. Also frustrating is HD Massage Porn's size. With just 29 scenes currently offered, there isn't a whole lot to see here, which makes it all the more satisfying to find beautiful young Russian girls showing off their amazing bodies before taking the massages to the logical next level of physical relief. It's a very enjoyable site, yes, but HD Massage Porn isn't yet large enough to warrant the complete devotion of the ardent massage porn fan; bigger and (currently) better sites await.