Hey MILF review

Hey MILF review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/29/2014

Overview:
When you think Japan, you think schoolgirls and I really can't say I blame you. After all, every notable Japanese pop-culture phenom of the last decade or so has involved, to varying degrees, the use of pleated or plaid skirts, knitted v-neck sweaters, white blouses and neckties, or simply: school uniforms. You may find one or two such outfits at Hey MILF, the JAV HD network's token mom-focused website, but it's the opposite end of the "prime female breedin' years" spectrum that takes prime position here. Women well into their 30s and 40s (and maybe even 50s) appear here, sucking, riding, stroking, and fucking every guy or girl or artificial genital organ in sight, and they look stunning doing it, too! Charging its members $29.95 per month for access, Hey MILF will likely only find those with an overwhelming "thing" for mature ladies throwing caution to the wind and signing up pronto. The rest of you, well, perhaps you should see what a Pink-style investigation digs up before committing to anything costly and erotic, no matter how experience it is or how it's your best friend's mom and that's just, like, your number one fantasy or whatever. Ah! The MILFs have already taken control!

Pros:
Although most will be unfamiliar to all but the most devoted J-porn fans, the roster of models appearing in Hey MILF content is nonetheless quite impressive. Joining recent LA-visitor Marika Hase are, among many others, Aiki Kurosawa, ultra-busty Neiro Suzuka, Izumi Manaka, tattooed Minami Kitagawa, Saki Aoyama and the slutty yet elegant Koda Riri.

Hey MILF is very much like other JAV HD sites in that its content offers more variety than most would expect from Western pornography. Here it's not unusual to see straightforward titty-fucking and breast-fondling encounters sitting next to heavy-duty bondage, wet-and-messy play, forced orgasms, bukkake cumshots, gaping assholes, threesomes and group sex, and even some foot fetishism. And it's all gloriously uncensored!

Boasting impressive 1076p resolutions, Hey MILF's latest videos come in High Definition MP4 containers and look great with clear imagery and sound throughout; they can also be streamed online. Photo galleries accompany the scenes and provide 2000px shots that also can be viewed online or (thanks to zips) offline.

Offering free network access to all who join Hey MILF, JAV HD unfolds before you, all 12 thriving sites, without prying more money from your pocket. What's that? Do I smell a discount looming? Damn straight, I do! Mr. Pink's has snagged a deal that'll get you into Hey MILF and JAV HD for just $19.95 per month!

Cons:
Some image galleries hold not photos but screencaps pulled directly from the accompanying videos. Needless to say, these galleries are far less appealing and worthwhile than their higher-end brethren and are best avoided. (Well, they're good for a quick visual synopsis, but that's about it.)

Sitting rather comfortably at 1076p, Hey MILF's unconventional choice of HD video resolutions leaves viewers without standard 1080p, 720p, or 576p videos and actually varies by a few pixels from one JAV HD site to another.

The same problems that bring down your enjoyment of Hey MILF also plague the other JAV HD websites, meaning you'll not find a site on this network that's completely satisfying, well constructed, with consistent updates, clean navigation, and that's a breeze to use. It just won't happen.

New content seems to be added to Hey MILF quite frequently - perhaps up to twice-a-week - but without available date information, we're simply left to wonder. It's not like there's a dearth of content here, though, and the 475 scenes should take care of your needs nicely (even if they're not quite the 1904 scenes advertised elsewhere on JAV HD).

Conclusion:
Japan's female porn performers are usually assumed to be young schoolgirl or virgin types. Hey MILF bucks this sickening trend with a huge helping of very explicit, mercifully uncensored Japanese hardcore starring women in their 30s and 40s (and maybe even 50s). From simple blowjobs and doggy-style sex to threesomes, gangbangs, bukkake, bondage, and costume play, the range of sexual acts seen here is very much impressive, as is the sheer size of Hey MILF: 475 scenes at writing. Although updates should be both dated and regular, they seem to be flowing in nicely, keeping the site well stocked. The included network access will give you plenty to enjoy, though, should Hey MILF start disappointing. As one of JAV HD's better sites, though, and one devoted to a neglected Japanese niche, disappointing you is not something Hey MILF should be doing anytime soon.