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Hide Nylons review

Category Europorn, Female Masturbation, Pantyhose Fetish

Price

$29.95/Month

You've got a nylon fetish, don't you? Well, if you've never found yourself hiding a pair of your ladyfriend's pantyhose after "accidentally" letting them get in the way of a furious masturbation session, you're likely unfamiliar with the many forms of fetishistic nylon hiding, acts about which Hide Nylons seeks to enlighten you. Starring gorgeous European girls who remove their hose only to work it into their most delectable orifice, give it a moist squeeze or two, then slowly pull it out for your kinky fetishistic entertainment. Sounds like a hoot, right? Well, there's more to Hide Nylons than meets the eye, that's for sure.

Score

Quality 8
Design 6
Navigation 6
Updates 6
Content amount 5
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 7
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 5
Overall Score 68

Videos

Number of movies 47+
Average length 15 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (1280x720)

WMV (640x360)

Photos

Pic sets 47+
Pics per set 150
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Hide Nylons review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/18/2012

Overview:
Hide Nylons? What is this, the 1800s? We now live in a world where a woman can't become famous without showing a little skin - although a lot of skin is always preferable - and yet there's this website, operating under the name Hide Nylons, that seems to focus on demure ladies giving barely anything away. Are they kidding? To paraphrase Mr. Cole Porter, can a hint of stocking still be looked on as something shocking? On its tour pages, Hide Nylons presents a bevy of photographic evidence of what lurks inside its members area: attractive women wearing nylon pantyhose and stockings, slipping them off while giving you one of those "come hither" looks, parting their legs and showing their hidden pink treasures, and even stuffing their hosiery where the sun most definitely does not shine. Well, it look like Mr. Porter was right, anything does go, even on a site called Hide Nylons. (They're hiding them in their pussies, get it?) For $29.95 a month, anyone with a lingerie or hosiery fetish can get themselves a month-long pass to Hide Nylons, opening up a world of surprisingly degenerate and risque pantyhose porn that won't and in fact can't be found anywhere else. Is the stuffing of hosiery into a woman's most revered and desired orifice really something porn viewers want to see, so much so that they'll join a site devoted entirely to that particular act of kinkiness? Is Hide Nylons anywhere near as exciting as, say, watching Gianna Michaels' boobs thrash around as she rides a massive black boner? Well, folks, let's find out!

Pros:
Everything hosted by Hide Nylons is exclusive, having been produced and distributed solely by this site. Anyway, how many sites can you name that show pantyhose stuffing like this? Hide Nylons is a pretty damn unique porn site and while there's little in the way of normative sexual activity, hosiery fanatics will be thrilled to bits. Millions and millions and microscopic bits. All over a Kleenex.

True to its promises, Hide Nylons' video content reaches an attractive 1280x720 pixel (or 720p) High Definition resolution and looks great. Both streams and downloads have been made available, and both look quite strong.

Photo content also looks good here, reaching 2000px in-browser and in-zip, providing members with two solid viewing options. There's enough detail in these images to clearly show the pink, puffy pussies of the girls doing the stuffing and even the moisture collected on the hose as it exits its temporary resting place in Snatchville.

Cons:
With only 47 galleries and scenes online, Hide Nylons certainly isn't the most densely populated site. There might just be enough content here to last you a full month, but with updates as slow as they are, there's not enough new action each month to warrant a recurring membership.

Updates, as suggested above, are fairly slow, with a full scene package of photos and videos taking a full two weeks to arrive only. Updates are made weekly, yes, but they consist of photos or videos, not both, even though they eventually make a matching pair. It'd be great to see weekly updates of photos and videos in the near future.

Although the front page of Hide Nylons presents a selection of "Network Updates", they remain inaccessible to members of this site. You'll need to sign up to Pantyhose Secret and Nylon Boys separately if you want to enjoy their similarly hosiery-obsessed smut. A 30% discount is provided by Hide Nylons, but there's no network access or bonus content included here at all.

Plainly said, some sites just look crummy and Hide Nylons is one. With a bland, unoriginal design and layout, few navigation options, and without dedicated video pages for each scene, Hide Nylons is far from a treat to use. Video lovers will no doubt be miffed to find all scenes and their viewing options presented in the same update list, their screencaps inexplicably granted their own page consisting of a contact sheet and nothing else.

Conclusion:
Hide Nylons boasts a simple premise that, although rarely seen even among fetish sites, has not been delivered in an especially professional manner. The design of the site reeks of a decade-old template job and there aren't exactly a bunch of bells and whistles to keep your browsing lively, active, and easy. The scenes themselves are reasonably interesting but won't do much for those without a pretty heavy pantyhose fetish. With High Definition 720p videos and 2000px photos, the visual quality of Hide Nylons is quite good, but the lack of dedicated video pages can be frustrating. (By the way, what's the fucking deal with that screencap contact sheet?) Updates are the real issue here, though, and with photo and video portions of each package separated and uploaded with a full seven days between them, it'll take quite a while for Hide Nylons to reach a more reasonable size, one that actually warrants a $29.95 monthly cost. Until then, folks… find the right girl, buy her some stockings, and stuff 'em yourself.

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