Hot Bunny Pass review

Mr. Pink’s review of Hot Bunny Pass
Review Date - 07/21/2011

Overview:
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that bunnies are cute and prone to copulation. It makes sense then to find the term “bunny” used in a human sexual context, even if it might seem a little odd at first. The Playboy Bunny; to fuck like a bunny; and now Hot Bunny Pass, are just some examples of this usage, the latter also being the subject of this here review. Hot Bunny Pass claims to offer “world biggest paysites access [sic]”, whatever that means. From the looks of the tour pages, though, it looks like we’ve got another supernetwork on our hands, folks, this one hosting an alleged 43 websites. Apparently covering all major porn niches from masturbating amateur teens to latex-encased MILF dommes, and touching on peeing, BDSM, flexibility, large busts, grandmothers, and comparative hirsutism along the way. Boy, what a treat! And how much to access these dozens of potentially mind-blowing softcore, hardcore, and fetish sites? Only $39.95 a month, huh? Fuck, $39.95 a month? This better be good.

Pros:
Hot Bunny Pass really does give you access to 42 websites - well, 43 actually - and hosts a huge amount of content: over 14,000 scenes and an equal number of photo galleries. Updates seem to be arriving on a strict daily schedule, too, so you’ll always have something new to drool over.

Clearly Hot Bunny Pass’s greatest asset is its variety. The five main site categories clue you in to what lies deeper inside the network: Teen Amateur, Fetish, Flexible Girls, Sexparty/Voyeur/Exgirlfriend/Public, and Various Extreme Niche Sites. From Asians to assfucking, lesbians to lactation, and trannies to toe-sucking, it’s all here.

A large portion of the content hosted by Hot Bunny Pass appears to be exclusive to this network, which is great to see. Favoring, as it does, European pornstars, it can be a tad disconcerting to American viewers - I don’t recognize the girls - but there isn’t a sense of repetitiveness here.

Some of the 43 network sites now offer High Definition videos that reach 1280x720 pixels and look very strong. Most sites fall short of this high standard but still manage to look good at resolutions of 640x480 and thereabouts. Images also can be found reaching resolutions of 3300px and looking quite impressively detailed.

Cons:
The network navigation system of Hot Bunny Pass barely even exists. The network basically consists of one page - that’d be Hot Bunny Pass - that merely links to all of the individual satellite sites and requires you do the rest yourself. Even the main page’s “Member” link simply reloads that same page again.

Each time you select a site to check out, you’re forced to reenter your username and password. This soon becomes a constantly frustrating annoyance that’ll have you heading for another network, any network, sooner than you or Hot Bunny Pass would surely like.

The sites themselves - Emily 4 You, Spandex Porn, Flexi Angels, Fisting Files, and Crazy Mouth Meat being a handful - are very poorly designed and would likely fail to grab your attention were there not so damn many of them here in one place.

Many of these sites only offer the minimal amount of content and are rarely updated, leaving you to sort through the others and find a worthy heir to your waning attention, which, of course, you may very well not.

Hey, Hot Bunny Pass webmasters, don’t you think $39.95 a month is a little steep for a network that, although large, offers fairly bland content in the most horridly arranged fashion? Yeah, me too.

Conclusion:
Although it clearly offers ample opportunity for many porn fans to enjoy some fine BDSM, teen, fetish, and voyeur sites and hosts a large and presumably exclusive collection of niche content, Hot Bunny Pass is more likely to disappoint than please. Some sites are updating regularly and allowing the claims of daily network updates to go uncontested, but many others aren’t updating at all and only hold a minimal amount of content at video resolutions of 640x480 that aren’t impressive. Yes, there is some HD video content online here, but it is certainly in the minority and can be quite hard to locate. Navigation is another major problem with Hot Bunny Pass and a centralized network index of all content, not just links to the 43 sites, is sorely needed. It’s not like Hot Bunny Pass doesn’t have the potential for greatness, it’s just that right now it falls far, far short.