Housewife Kelly review

Mr. Pink’s review of Housewife Kelly
Review Date 06/17/2011

Overview:
It’s well known that the sluttiest, horniest women in America end up in two states: California and Florida. Sure, New York, Jersey, Texas, and even Ohio have their fare share of DTF chicks, but California and Florida are without a doubt the places to be if you’re trying to snag yourself a hottie who’ll always be ready to jump your bones at any given moment; a hottie like Florida’s own Kelly, star of Housewife Kelly, a hardcore amateur porn site that details her prodigious sexual appetite and incredibly capable cock-handling abilities. She might be a housewife, but Kelly is fortunate enough to be married to a man who understands and respects her need to be fucked by an unending parade of men and women, some friends, some strangers, and “hubby” seems more than happy to step in and schtup Kelly while still handling production duties. From the looks of the tour pages, Kelly provides members of her site with 100% exclusive hardcore porn movies that cover every stroke, suck, lick, fuck, and explosive cumshot that occurs in Kelly’s life. There’s even a hint of some fetish content, with holiday-themed costumes, bondage, cuckolding, and plenty of threesomes and group sex also featured here. It’ll cost you $24.95 a month to get inside Kelly’s online world, but to actually get inside her, you’ll have to go through her husband, Shawn.

Pros:
What’s better than a gorgeous wife who loves to film all her sexual encounters and throw them online? A gorgeous wife who does all this and still doesn’t seem to be getting enough sexual satisfaction. Kelly is quite possibly the horniest housewife the Internet has ever seen and you’re just as likely to see her swallowing her husband’s load in a supermarket parking lot as you are bringing home a random guy from a bar to ride all night.

Not content with straightforward hardcore fucking of the most exciting kind, Kelly also indulges in some substantially kinky fetish play and often employs costumes and restraints, and involves other women and multiple participants in her raunchy swinger lifestyle.

Although Housewife Kelly’s scenes and galleries often fall into the same traps most DIY porn productions do - poor lighting, unsteady camerawork, short runtimes, basic set-ups - the most recent scenes look quite good for their 640x480 resolutions. Photos also present some good views of Kelly’s hot body at 1600px.

A good collection of hardcore content is brewing here and all of it is exclusive to this site. With 217 movies and 140 galleries ready to be viewed by you, and with something new hitting the site every ten days, Kelly’s building quite a portfolio (and reputation) for herself here.

Cons:
Video updates could (and probably should) be arriving more frequently than once every ten days and only one new gallery a month? That’s not a very impressive update schedule, I must say, and for a dedicated amateur pornstar, Kelly could be throwing a lot more material online.

Compared to some amateur pornstars, Kelly’s site and content looks fantastic, but not nearly as fantastic as it could. High Definition video cameras are available at very little cost these days, so why she and Shawn haven’t upgraded and started adding HD content to the site is unfortunate.

You won’t find a highly developed website here at Housewife Kelly. Your hosts might be brilliant on camera, but their HTML skills leave a little to be desired. Search and browse functions are minimal and the design looks, well, amateurish.

Conclusion:
It’s immediately apparent as soon as you hit the main page of Housewife Kelly that your delectable hostess is a true cock-hungry maniac. Seemingly fucking everyone she meets, whether they’re male, female, married or single, Kelly’s appetite for sex knows no bounds. With her capable husband Shawn on camera duties, this is one married couple that aren’t playing it safe and boring. Their website might not be the most efficiently run, frequently updated, or technologically advanced, but is a real hoot from beginning to cum-swallowing end. I’m sure things will only improve with age here at Housewife Kelly, as it appears Kelly herself does. Should you decide not to partake in this celebration of sexual libertarianism today, it’ll only be more appealing further down the line when Kelly has added another three or four dozen notches to her bedpost.