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I Film Myself

I Film Myself review

Category Female Masturbation, Pornstars, Discount site

Price

$14.95/Month

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Put down that Forever 21 gift card, brother! There’s no need to bribe your female internet friends into showing tits or gtfo-ing; not when you’ve got I Film Myself, that is. I Film Myself, but one of the multitude of New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) adult sites, offers “amateur honeys” taking it all off and entertaining themselves in that special, private way (masturbation, for those of you a little too dense to read between the lines) all for your personal enjoyment. But wait, what’s this? They’re not really amateurs? The site hasn’t updated since 2008? What gives? Read on, Pink-fan, and find out!

Score

Quality 7
Design 7
Navigation 8
Updates 1
Content amount 3
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 6
Exclusivity 7
Appeal 4
Overall Score 58

Videos

Number of movies 25+
Average length 20 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (640x480)

RM (320x240)

Photos

Pic sets 25+
Pics per set 200
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Intro:
I, Mr. Pink, have known a handful of young women who’ve suffered some kind of consequence of taking their own erotic photos: a parent-enforced ban from using the Internet at home; the humiliation of a friend telling them their “boob shot” was on a public website; even harrassing letters sent to their home. It’s enough to convince you, dear reader, that any girl taking explicit (or even suggestive) photos or videos of themselves is bound for disaster. Not so! Examine at your leisure the contents of I Film Myself, a website that not only encourages but pays hot young ladies to grab a DV camera and capture their self-administered sensual experiences on tape for the world to see. They’re all adults and can do what they wish, so who are we to question their actions? Especially when we get to witness their stripteases and masturbation sessions (often aided by a toy of some kind) from the comfort of our own home; besides, even though these girls are supposed amateurs, you and I both know better. At a pinkified discount price of $14.95 a month, a membership to I Film Myself isn’t as inexpensive as trawling various message boards or trying to coax young women into sending you hot pics through AOL Instant Messenger, but it also gives you access to the (usually) wonderful world of the New Sensations network, a place where all kinds are pornographic dreams are brought to fruition.

Pros:
As anyone who regularly shops at the 99c store will tell you, there’s nothing quite like a bargain. Take I Film Myself; a month of member access would normally set you back a smidgen under twenty-five bucks, but thanks to one of Mr. Pink’s tightly negotiated deals, you can now sign up for only $14.95, which would be a solid deal in and of itself, but gets even better once you take a gander at the network you can now access.

The network! New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) is a reputable network of 30 exclusive and 22 non-exclusive websites that feature everything from Stretched Out Snatch(es) and Screaming O(rgasms) to Busty College Coeds, Cum Hungry Cocksuckers, and Heavy Handfuls...of tits! All sorts of hardcore niches are covered by these sites and most manage to deliver some highly entertaining takes on their chosen genre.

All I Film Myself scenes are original, exclusive productions and bring videos, screencaps, and photo galleries with each update. While the screencaps are largely forgettable, the videos and photos offer some truly impressive up-close shots of these girls pleasuring themselves and are easily preferable to some dude standing back and trying to capture intimate images of some broad he just met.

When you hand DV cameras over to the likes of the now-retired (boo!) Penny Flame, you know you’re gonna see some smoking hot pussy poking. Add to that list Faye Valentine, Crista Moore, Angelica Raven, Kelly Divine, Bree Olson, Presley Maddox, Natasha Nice, Veronique Vega, Maya Hills, and Britney Stevens (among others) and you’ve got a boner-fide (geddit?) recipe for erectile success!

Cons:
The last time I Film Myself was updated W. was still in office. That’s right, friends, nothing new has been added to the I Film Myself archive since July 16 of 2008; that’s almost two whole years! Even prior to this cessation of updates, content was added fairly sporadically, with one to three new items arriving each month and only 25 scenes in total! With nothing new on the horizon, it’s a wonder I Film Myself believes it can maintain the interest of potential members; at least those that read Mr. Pink’s!

Hey, last time I checked, Penny Flame, Faye Valentine, Kelly Divine, Bree Olson, Maya Hills et al. were professional pornstars, not “amateur honeys”. I suppose the über-casual porn viewer might not recognize these names, faces, and bodies, but anyone who has glanced at any mainstream pornsite in the past four years definitely would.

Videos, being almost two-years-old, are stuck at unsatisfying 640x480 resolutions that are now so outdated as to be considered almost obsolete. With HD taking over the marketplace, these Standard Definition videos of old simply can’t compete with what many stronger websites are now offering.

Many of the photo galleries include shots that were obviously taken by a professional photographer. Indeed, you’ll find plenty of photos that include the very camera the model was supposed to be shooting with. Upon its launch back in 2008, I Film Myself had a fairly unique concept, but not today. With plenty of self-shot pornsites popping up in the present, there’s little reason to excuse this kind of ill-conceived misstep.

Conclusion:
Like my high school punk band, Terry and the Fucktards, I Film Myself seems like a great proposition on paper: “amateur” babes given cameras to film themselves undressing and pleasing their pussies; how can that go wrong? I’ll tell you how, sucker; by stopping all updates for almost two years (and counting); by using highly recognizable professional pornstars and attempting to pass them off as everyday amateur chicks; by added content sporadically, even back when content was still being added; and by refusing to get with the damn times and upgrade the meagre video resolutions; that’s how. Still interested in I Film Myself for the included network access? Why not join one of the better New Sensations sites? The outcome will be the same, but at least you’ll have your dignity.

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