I Know That Girl review

If you’re a longtime porno viewer and devotee of Internet back alleys and byways, you’ve no doubt found yourself, at one point or another, ogling a broad whose hotness was undeniably familiar. “I know that girl!” you might have then exclaimed, recalling someone you saw at a shopping mall fashion show or climbing the fake stairs at your local gym. Now, the Mofos network have launched a site devoted entirely to this concept, the perfect example of new technology’s greatest advantage: looking at naked pics of girls you know. If you actually know, on a personal, real-life level, the women featured here, I’d be very surprised for they constitute some of the best and brightest new performers in the American hardcore porn today: Cassie Cruz, Violet Monroe, Jynz Maze, Halie James, and Melanie Rios are but a few of the stunning models featured in these highly erotic and intensely intimate pseudo-amateur fuck scenes. Usually setting you back $29.95 for each month of access, I Know That Girl is one of the most tempting attempts to pass of professional and semiprofessional pornstars as amateur sluts currently online. Further investigation warranted? You bet your ass.

Pros:
With a bevy of delectable women performing in over 80 exclusive scenes and more arriving once a week, the ardent porn viewer should be very happy with I Know That Girl’s offerings. Bree Daniels, Brandi Belle, Gracie Glam, Abella Anderson, Violet Monroe, and Ashlyn Rae all put in great, convincing performances as regular, if unbelievably hot, girls getting pounded by their boyfriends and fuckbuddies.

I Know That Girl’s brilliant High Definition videos reach a peak resolution of 1920x1080 pixels and looks wonderful. When scenes are shot in a POV style, things get even hotter and it’s easy to impose yourself into the scenes with a little imagination. Photos, too, look very sharp and detailed at 2000x1500 pixels.

Unlike most gonzo porn scenes that attempt to fool the viewer into thinking there’s no crew standing around, bagels in hand, watching a double penetration going down, I Know That Girl’s scenes usually have extremely simple setups that add to the authentic amateur feel. We logically know these are professional girls in professional porn shoots, but they’re faked much, much better than most and are infinitely more exciting for it.

By joining I Know That Girl through Mr. Pink’s, you’ll not only receive the standard bonus access to the entire ten-site Mofos network, but you’ll also nab a ten dollar discount that brings the monthly cost down to just $19.95. What a deal!

Cons:
The Mofos servers I Know That Girl calls home appear to be suffering under the weight of holding a whole ten-site network. Download speeds are routinely sluggish and this is especially problematic when you’re dealing with HD video files hovering around the 2 GB mark.

When it launched back in October of 2009, I Know That Girl didn’t offer downloadable HD videos with every scene. Some of these early scenes are still limited to streamed viewing options and the photo galleries feature slightly smaller images that hit 1300x867 pixels.

Contradicting what is clearly stated as alleged fact on the tour page, I Know That Girls does not feature many genuine amateurs and they certainly weren’t filmed mid-coitus by their real-life boyfriends. These girls are all professionals of varying levels and are being paid to fuck on camera. No shit, right?

With only 81 scenes currently available in the I Know That Girl archives, there’s really not a whole heap of content online yet. The 81 scenes do deliver some extremely thrilling sex, but those who require a large smorgasbord of pornographic delights will doubtless spend a lot of time elsewhere on the Mofos network.

Conclusion:
Like all other sites on the Mofos network, I Know That Girl is a fresh take on a tired genre: amateur girls in hardcore scenes. Instead of spending a few hundred to get a genuine amateur on her knees and sucking, the Mofos crew decided to shell out a bit more green and hire women who could do the job right and look fantastic in every frame. Although they’re not, for the most part, genuine amateurs, I Know That Girl’s models manage to come across as the girlfriend you never managed to snag or the insanely hot video store clerk you couldn’t even look in the eye. Now, thanks to some brilliant High Definition videos in both third-person and POV shooting styles, you can quite easily imagine yourself taking these gorgeous gals to the pinnacles of carnal pleasure. I Know That Girl might not be a true amateur endeavor, but it sure makes the fantasy all the more exciting!