Idols 69 review

Intro:
Idols 69 is a rather clever name for a site that deals exclusively in smut. Signifying that the subject matter revolves around Japanese “Idols” - young men and, in this case, women that present an aura of fun, flirtatious enthusiasm that makes them pop-culture superstars adored by millions - and using the well-known sexually suggestive number 69 to imply a kind of reversal of position, the title Idols 69 tells us that the models shown within will doubtless be cute and sexy without being crass, a perma-grin drawn across each of their faces. While the content held within appears, at least at this early stage of the review process, more hardcore than even the most suggestive standard idol media, that doesn’t guarantee success for the site. At a regular monthly membership cost of $29.95, Idols 69 might be a bit of a gamble for some interested parties, but thankfully Mr. Pink has again snagged a discount - this time $10 - bringing the cost down for his devoted readership. Before you rush on over, though, be sure to examine the rest of this review. There could be a few surprises - welcome or nasty or possibly both - inside.

Pros:
Idols 69 presents a huge collection of scenes, almost two and a half thousand, which cover a substantial variety of niches hardcore styles. Blowjobs, straight hardcore, anal sex, female masturbation, teens, mature women, and plenty of semen lobbing cumshots and bukkake.

Videos, while not High Definition, still offer fairly good quality images in both downloadable and streaming formats (852x480 DivX and 512x336 Flash, respectively). Photos look great and reach resolutions of and around 1200x900 pixels and can be viewed from your browser window or downloaded as zipped archives.

Idols 69 itself looks great, with a chic, modern, minimalist design that exemplifies “the Japanese style”. It’s mostly white, but colors burst through and grab your attention, drawing you to check out the various sections and pages of the site and dig deeper into the model archive to find your new favorite idol.

Updates seem to be arriving fairly rapidly. It’s not unusual to see more than ten new scenes added in one week, in fact, it’s quite often the case. All update items are dated so you can check to see how long they’ve been online (if that matters to you) and keep track of the sometimes fluctuating schedule.

Members receive access to 13 additional websites at no extra charge. From the busty city girls of Big Tits Tokyo to sites revolving around hentai, bukkake, anal, public sex and that signature Japanese wierdness [sic], you’ll find a wealth of extra content on these networked sites.

Cons:
As with much of Japan’s hardcore pornography, the majority of the content available on Idols 69 features a blurry, pixilated form of graphic censorship that obscures your view of the performers’ genitalia. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I have no idea why that’s off limits while a 50-man bukkake tsunami directed at a lone 18 year old girl restrained by thick red ropes is totally cool, but it is. You just have to accept that when watching J-Porn.

While Idols 69 does look quite inviting, the navigation tools could use some tweaking to improve the flow of your browsing. When hunting for bondage or blowjob scenes (or something equally common), you’ll often have no choice but to burrow through hundreds of seemingly similar scenes to find the one that thrills you.

It appears that the webmasters have stopped adding new photo content. No new image galleries have been added to the site for a number of months, so you should expect Idols 69 to be focused entirely on videos for the future. Sorry, photo buffs.

Idols 69 may update with satisfactory frequency, many of the networked bonus sites do not. You’re often left waiting around for weeks on end before seeing anything new, only to find a single scene added in an attempt to placate your waning patience. Bummer!

Conclusion:
There’s truly nothing quite like sitting back to watch some Japanese porn and finding the girl involved to be unfathomably adorable and eager for cock. That’s what Idols 69 is all about: showing you that the delightful grins of Japanese idols often belie their ravenous sexuality. There’s an absolute ass-ton of material available on Idols 69 and it touches on most popular hardcore niches. Now at a discounted membership price of $19.95, Mr. Pink’s readers would do well to check out this particular J-Porn vendor, unless they’re likely to suffer cuteness overload.