Jizz Mouth Wash review

Everyone has their preferred oral hygiene habits: brushing in the shower, flossing or not flossing, electric toothbrush, sonar whitening devices, paste/wash/paste-wash, duration of brushing, et al. One curious activity that you rarely see or even hear anybody talking about, however, is the Jizz Mouth Wash. Allegedly giving the practitioner cleaner gums, whiter teeth, and fresher breath than most leading mouth washes, the Jizz Mouth Wash might not be available over the counter at your local Target pharmacy, but, if she knows where to look, any woman can alleviate her oral hygiene concerns in as little time as it takes to suck a dick. That’s right, folks, sucking dick is pretty much the only way to receive the Jizz Mouth Wash treatment and although this essentially limits the potential participants to straight women, gay men, and desperate, cavity-and-gingivitis-ridden dentist-deserters, you’ll find a whole shit-ton of eager young pornstars lined up right here at Jizz Mouth Wash, preparing to do whatever it takes to have a load of creamy, milky ejaculate thrown down their throats. Costing members $29.95 a month (on top of regular toothbrush/toothpaste costs), Jizz Mouth Wash might be a strange premise for a porn site, but it’ll leave you marveling not only at the lengths some babes will go to for perfect teeth, but at the resourcefulness of the amateur dentists who stumbled upon this curious folk remedy; and isn’t that what porn’s all about?

Pros:
The 227 scenes held in Jizz Mouth Wash’s archives are exclusively available online at this site and were, in fact, original productions, each and every one. Not limited to just blowjobs, you’ll also find the site covering blowbangs, open-mouthed bukkake, straight fucking, and even seven-guy gangbangs that leave some brave woman with a mouth, throat, and belly full of still-warm semen.

Who knew pornstars were so concerned with oral hygiene? At Jizz Mouth Wash, you’ll see the likes of Roxy Jezel, Claire Dames, Rayveness, London Keyes, and Charley Chase (among others) taking load after load, all in the name of pornographic entertainment and healthy gums.

Members of Jizz Mouth Wash get much more than the 227 scenes currently hosted here; access to the 59-site Pornstar Network is included in every membership package, which, incidentally, you can sign up for at Mr. Pink’s bargain basement price of just $19.95.

Cons:
Jizz Mouth Wash has essentially been a dead zone for eight months; that’s the last time anything new was added to the collection. Even more disappointing is the realization that some content is actually being shared between this site and one or two others on the network, making those scenes in a sense non-exclusive.

The video quality of Jizz Mouth Wash scenes was once perfectly acceptable, but now, in the age of High Definition, they’re falling behind with every passing day. The 720x480 pixel resolutions you’ll find here can’t hope to match videos double their size, videos available on other, similar websites that have embraced HD.

Fans of the still image will find Jizz Mouth Wash a rather unfulfilling experience as the only galleries available here deliver nothing but screencaps taken from the corresponding videos. No high-quality up-close digital photos of semen-filled mouths to be found here, I’m afraid.

Like that of every other site on the Pornstar Network, Jizz Mouth Wash’s design is plain, simple, and white. Normally, this mightn’t be a problem, but this is a site that could use an added boost of personality, the kind that a dedicated jizz-gobbling website needs.

Conclusion:
Not a lot has changed here at Jizz Mouth Wash, not since last time Mr. Pink stopped by for a thorough investigation. Updates have slowed a little further, that’s true, but the videos are still sitting at 720x480 pixels and the photos are still A.W.O.L. Sure, the site has faults - don’t we all? - but it also hosts over 200 mostly exclusive scenes that show how eagerly some women (or, in this case, pornstars) will guzzle down massive loads of ejaculate in the hopes that it’ll brighten their smile. Ok, so they surely just want to chug some man-chowder, and that’s a good thing, too, as without the enthusiasm of the performers every scene, whether a simple blowjob or a seven-guy-one-girl gangbang, would fall far short of being both arousing and entertaining, and currently the strong scenes are the only things Jizz Mouth Wash has going for it.