Jizz Whore Party review

Although I’m not much of a partygoer, preferring to stay inside and listen to music that isn’t horrible and work on amassing the largest personal collection of WMV-format adult material, I have attended one or two soirees in my time, but never anything like this. Jizz Whore Party is a website based on the premise that women are whores, whores love semen, and less is definitely not more. Confused? Lemme lay it out for you in plain ol’ English. Jizz Whore Party is a site on the Burning Ticket network that features video scenes and photo galleries of sexually provocative young women sucking and fucking their way to a multi-man ejaculatory shower that covers them head to toe in milky white jism. Sound like something you might be into? Well, it’d normally cost you $24.95 for an all-access pass to Jizz Whore Party, but Mr. Pink has again snagged a discount for his readers, cutting the cost by $5 - just for you! Short of personally delivering a duo of extremely eager cum-hungry whores to your doorstep and letting you unleash “da beast”, what more could you ask for? An in-depth analysis of Jizz Whore Party that proves or disproves the idea that you’ll be wasting your time here? Can do, fella!

Pros:
Jizz Whore Party isn’t exactly a name that conjures up images of coy little ladies subtly implying that they’d like some attention. Nope, these women are filthy, degenerate whores of the highest caliber, dropping to their knees and basically begging to be slathered with jizz. They work themselves up quite an appetite by fucking multiple guys at once and definitely earn their end-of-scene treats.

Photo quality is very good here at Jizz Whore Party with images hitting resolutions of 1120x1680 and 2048x3072 - some of the largest and clearest images of this kind of heavy fetish porn you’re likely to find online. Hands too busy to click all the shots? No problem, just download the zipped archive or start the slideshow and you’ll be watching the action unfold in no time.

Videos are presented with three streaming options, each one based on the kind of Internet connection you’ll be using - dial-up, UTMS/Edge, or DSL/T1 - and adjusting resolution and bitrate accordingly. Downloaders are given two options, a 640x480 pixel WMV and a similarly sized M4V that’s fit for your mobile device.

Although there isn’t a whole lot of content online here at Jizz Whore Party - more on that soon - members get free access to the rest of the Burning Ticket network of fifteen hardcore sites of a similar nature to this one. Gangbang Arena, Latex Slut Show, Machine Sex Slaves, Tame That Bitch, Ass Bangers Ball...they’re all waiting for your attention.

Cons:
After finding less than a hundred updates online at Jizz Whore Party, it didn’t surprise me to discover that updates only arrive here once every two weeks. Seventy-six videos isn’t a huge archive by any means, but it’s also not that small, just a little underwhelming.

Jizz Whore Party isn’t sporting the best site design possible, which is a real shame. With such hot and heavy content, it’d be great to see it showcased on a site that looked and felt like something other than a relic from 2005. C’mon, webmasters, I have faith in you!

Video content sorely needs a quality upgrade. With a maximum resolution of 720x576 pixels and most videos only reaching 640x480, scenes aren’t as clear and dynamic as they should be. It is time, Jizz Whore Party, to embrace that two-letter buzzword that set the home entertainment world on fire in recent years: HD.

There’s little to differentiate the scenes on this site from one another and the site itself from another Burning Ticket endeavor, Gangbang Arena. Both sites use the same one or two shooting locations, many of the same performers, and feature acts so similar they might as well be the same.

Conclusion:
When you’re dealing with a pornographic niche as specific as bukkake-esque group sex, you gotta take the good with the bad and, although Jizz Whore Party has areas that surely need improvement, there’s still a lot to love about a site that takes cum-hungry sluts and drenches them in load after load after load of man-milk. There are just enough updates online at Jizz Whore Party to make you feel like the women aren’t the only ones getting a good helping and scenes certainly are degenerate and dirty enough to make a lasting impression. It would, however, be great to see updates begin to arrive weekly instead of fortnightly, and to see some higher quality videos make their way online would also be a real treat. In fact, that last point is kind of essential. Here’s hoping Jizz Whore Party can pull itself together and make sure all jizz you see flying around these scenes don’t go to waste.