Jizz Bomb review

Jizz Bomb review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/30/2014

Overview:
The sweat and the grunting and the occasional fury of discomfort and then it's all over. Sex might be done rather quickly and disappointing because of it, but you can take solace in the fact that the final act you'll commit during a passionate round of rumpy is (assuming you're either Catholic or careful) an external ejaculation, or "cumshot". Whether it lands on the face, chest, belly, or ankle or the receiver, a cumshot adds a very particular ending to an encounter. Some cumshots are more forceful in their delivery, heavier in volume, and select in their aim. These are called Jizz Bombs and at the site of the same name you'll see dozens of porn's most cum-addicted women recline in delight for a post-coital spraying. Focusing largely on "teen" performers (read: 18-23 year olds) and costing $29.95 per month to access, Jizz Bomb promises to fill your days and nights with cum-heavy hardcore starring women who look gorgeous before the load, but even better after.

Pros:
New Sensations is a studio with a strong reputation for quality and Jizz Bomb doesn't disappoint there. The women are stunning, the sex frenetic, the scenarios varied, and the ejaculations explosive, making for scorching hot scenes. When the cum flies it generally flies towards the women's mouths, faces, chests, and abdomens, with the occasional ass-splashing thrown in for good measure.

The women of Jizz Bomb all have one thing in common: the desire to have their bodies splashed with a hefty load of man milk. Notable nut-gobblers include "teens" like Kimber Day, AJ Applegate, Skin Diamond, Jessica Robbins, and trashy tattooed blonde Alyssa Branch, all of whom perform with gusto and take their loads like champion milk maids.

Look quite good in 576p video frames and 1024px photographs, Jizz Bomb's content packs a strong visual punch. The girls look great throughout the well-shot scenes, but especially when sprayed with a healthy serving of spooge. All content can be viewed online (streams and galleries) or offline (downloadable MP4s and zipped photos).

With new content added to Jizz Bomb's already well stocked archive every two-to-five days, there's usually something fresh and exciting online and around the corner. And, if you can't be bothered waiting for another Jizz Bomb update, there's always the rest of the 23-site New Sensations network that's yours to enjoy at no extra cost.

Cons:
Although they look quite good in their 576p frames, Jizz Bomb's "High Definition" videos are barely HD at all and really can't compete with 720p and 1080p efforts from, well, any studio worth a damn in this technology obsessed industry. The same could be said of both older Jizz Bomb videos (480p at best) and current photo offerings (1024px).

Pulled as they are from different New Sensations DVD releases and series, there's little consistency to Jizz Bomb's episodes. Sure, ejaculation occurs and in a messier and more sinful way than on many sites, and the women are of course quite hot, but that's where the similarities - between titles as diverse as Tiny Titty Cuties, Assacre, and Hair Down There - end.

Try as I might, I cannot find a Jizz Bomb scene that doesn't include some kind of nifty cumshot. While this is certainly good news, it doesn't mean all scenes are equally cum-focused. In fact, many scenes are somewhat generic hardcore endeavors with only a slight semen fetish.

Wouldn't it be great to choose a performer, hit her profile page, and be regaled with all kinds of biographical information, perhaps as well as a brief interview about said performer's appreciation of ejaculate in all its forms and methods of delivery? Well, you'll find nothing of the sort here, I'm afraid.

Conclusion:
With nearly 700 scenes already in its archive and with more arriving multiple times each week, it seems clear Jizz Bomb is in no particular danger of disappearing anytime soon. A longstanding part of what has made New Sensations such a hoot, Jizz Bomb is the network's cum-heaviest site and although it could certainly refocus more tightly itself on ejaculate (the shooting, swallowing, playing, and adoration of it), what's online here bridges cum fetishism and more generic hardcore. It's a very enjoyable blend on the whole, but it can throw up the odd cumshot-ignoring dud from time to time. Videos have not been supplied in their full 720p or 1080p resolutions, instead stopping short at just 576p; a far cry from the HD efforts of the competition. With a proper HD upgrade, a tighter update schedule, and more consistently cum-focused porno, Jizz Bomb could be even more messily exciting than it is now.