JizzBomb review

Some women like nothing more than getting their pussies plundered and their faces jizzed on. Luckily, there's a ton of you guys out there in Internetland who love to watch 'em do just that. While the name JizzBomb conjures up many images in ones' mind of facial semen dumps and mouthfuls of cum, that's not exactly what this site's all about. Sure, they've got their fair share of those activities, but it's more of a standard hardcore site, brought to you by the good folks over at New Sensations, with a little extra cumblasting thrown in for good measure. Boasting the “hottest California girls online”, girls like Lexi Bloom, Melanie Rios, Tiffany Star, and Madison Ivy, JizzBomb takes these delightfully sinful examples of the female of the species, strips them, seduces them, fucks their cute little brains out then plants a full, creamy load right on their tongues, faces, asses, or tits; basically in any place that’ll really leave an impression. Such scintillating sex scenes come at a price, though, and a monthly JizzBomb membership usually runs you $24.95 - but let’s see if we can’t throw some Pink discount action on that and get you virtually laid for less!

Pros:
Hosting nothing but hot sex that end with some form of external ejaculation, JizzBomb is a veritable Castle of Cum, a Shangri-La of Semen. Shot mostly in a one-camera, gonzo style, we’re given great up-close views of the hot pornstars as they lean back and tell their newfound friend where they want their gift.

Some of today’s finest porno talents have assembled here at JizzBomb to celebrate their love of creamy white man-milk. Charlotte Vale, Regan Reese, and Bree Olson appear here, as do Bobbi Starr, Audrey Bitoni, Lexi Bloom, and Kacey Jordan, giving you a huge range of women to ogle.

Both the photo and video content available at JizzBomb looks very good. At a resolution of 1024px, the photo content is bright and clear, giving you great shots of the girls in repose and in action. Videos are now available in the High Definition resolution of 1024x576 pixels, looking nice and dynamic.

With well over 800 scenes already online and with new scenes hitting the homepage every Tuesday and Thursday, there’s plenty of sizzling smut to enjoy here. If you somehow manage to get bored, though, there’s also the rest of the New Sensations (a.k.a.: Reel Pass) network to explore, and all for just $14.95 thanks to Mr. Pink’s discount!

Cons:
JizzBomb’s, and in fact the entire network’s design is far too cluttered for easy use. Lists, menus, previews, and advertisements litter areas of the pages that really could be less densely, senselessly populated; throw in a few new navigational tools and you’re laughin’!

With such stellar performers, it’s a damn shame the model index is nothing more than a drop-down text menu; no thumbnail photos, no bios, no interviews, nothing but links to the performer in question’s hosted scenes.

While it’s great to see some High Definition content finally arrive at JizzBomb, it is somewhat disappointing that it only reaches 1024x576 pixels, not the standard 720p and 1080p resolutions. HD also doesn’t seem to be an available viewing option for all new scenes - also a shame.

Let’s get the biggest shooters in the business working for JizzBomb. Without huge loads, artfully placed with the required force, what could be a thrilling JizzBomb scene would be more at home on a site called Dribble Dick or Chow On My Meager Load.

Conclusion:
Whether you’re a newcomer to the world of external ejaculations or an old hat at dumping one where the sun do shine, there’s a lot to love about JizzBomb, not the least of which is the consistency of the updates (twice a week, every week), the fantastic hardcore fucking, the gorgeous and ravenously cum-hungry pornstar models, and the great archive of content, both videographic and photographic. Sure, there could be more actual JizzBombs and there are a few areas that could use some tweaking and enhancement, but as this point JizzBomb is certainly one of the best sites on the New Sensations network and surely one of the top 50 hardcore sites currently in operation, web-wide. Dig it!