Jules Jordan review

You know how someone always feels the need to bring up the commonly accepted notion of “success” (that’d be money, beauty, fame, power, right?) and how it is utter bullshit; that true success lies in an internal sense of peace, understanding, and love. Well, next time some auntie or some crazy friend-of-gran’s gets up in your face with such nonsense, throw Jules Jordan at ‘em. That’s right, hold up as a shining example of true success noted pornographer Jules Jordan, who has won a staggering nineteen AVN Awards and was this year inducted into its Hall of Fame, Jules Jordan, a man who has amassed a large personal fortune and adult multimedia empire just, ya know, ‘cause he could. Talk about success! So, why should you read this review of Jules Jordan’s official website, his own personal emporium of hardcore pornographic materials that’ll make your jaw drop, your mouth water, and the little hairs on the back of your neck stand to attention? Well, ‘cause he’s a rad and super successful dude who fucks the most ravishing women and makes a shit-ton of money doing it, that’s why!

Pros:
With few true peers in his chosen industry, Jules Jordan is one of porn’s most accomplished directors, performers, and entrepreneurs and has formed himself a career any man should be extremely proud of. What’s more, he’s damn good at what he does and you can now reap the benefits on his official website.

With a keen eye for casting, Jules has assembled a marvelous roster of performers to entertain his fans. I spy Lex Steele schtupping Phoenix Marie in the ass, Gina Lynn wrapping her tits around Jules’ cock, and both Amy Reid and Bree Olsen licking thick loads off their lips.

Video content looks fairly good at a maximum resolution of 720x480 pixels and that’s largely due to the classic Jules Jordan style, which offers plenty of POV shots, clear lighting, and hot bodies having thrilling, passionate sex. Photos, too, capture ample passion; take a look at London Keyes’ shoot with Mr. Marcus, that’s a super-hot one.

With quite a decent archive building here, and new content updates arriving frequently, Jules Jordan is a great site unto itself an integral part of the Premium Pass network, access to which comes with all memberships, memberships that are now discounted to $19.95 a month. (And the crowed shouts, “Hurrah! We love you, Mr. Pink!”)

Cons:
As we’re now well and truly accepting of and invested in High Definition video technology, it’s strange to find that Jules Jordan hasn’t yet added any HD formats to his video viewing options. The current 720x480 frames look good, sure, but they could look so much better.

I was a little surprised to find no interactivity with Jules Jordan himself on the site. He seems like an amiable enough fellow and sure has a lot to gain from engaging in a cyber-social interaction, so how about a couple of interviews or Q&As?

I know the site is, in a way, all about Jules, but it’d be nice if he gave his female stars a little respect and attention with model profiles and perhaps a video interview or two. Jules casts some truly great pornstars and limiting their onscreen exposure to just sex is selling their fans short.

While they do appear on the site fairly frequently, it would be reassuring to see a more rigid update schedule online at Jules Jordan. New additions to the archive arrive on a roughly weekly basis, but it’d be great to see them hit two days, the same days, a week, every week.

Conclusion:
On the tour pages of this, his official website, Jules Jordan shows you plenty of stunning pornstar bodies in action and inside the walls of his sites members’ area, you’ll find even more incredibly salacious women on the receiving end of Jules’ and his buddies’ loads. Everything looks and plays great here on this extremely well constructed website, it’s just that the rest of the industry seems technologically one step ahead of Jules Jordan dot com right now. HD videos are hotter than Georgia asphalt and Jules hasn’t thrown any online yet. The update schedule could also be tighter, helping the archive grow more steadily. These issues, though, appear relatively small in the face of Jules’ many accomplishments, aspects of his career that have brought him a legion of fans, one of whom soon could be you.