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Kobe Surprise review

Category Asian, CFNM, Reality

Price

$1/2 Days-Limited

$24.95/Month

You've eaten the steak and you've seen the baller dunk a billion times, so isn't it about time you ventured into the real heart of Kobe? Japan's fifth-largest city might be predominantly known in the US for its beef, but it's also home to a burgeoning adult industry. Kobe Surprise is one such site, a site that has made the city its home and base of operations. Presenting a small but intriguing collection of kinky, zany, downright insaney hardcore porn that starts on a city street, involves wads of cash, and ends with you looking at your computer screen wondering what the fuck you just witnessed. Then, of course, there's the real surprise...

Score

Quality 6
Design 8
Navigation 7
Updates 1
Content amount 2
Money value 3
Downloadable videos 0
Exclusivity 8
Appeal 6
Overall Score 51

Videos

Number of movies 15+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits YES
Video format

Flash (700x406)

Photos

Pic sets 0+
Pics per set
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index NO
Watermarks YES
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Kobe Surprise review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 04/10/2012

Overview:
Kobe, the city in Japan, not the basketball player, is famous for Kawasaki motorcycles and marbled beef, but Kobe Surprise isn't about livestock or RPMs, it's about an entirely different kind of flesh and propulsive power. Sexy Japanese women are on the agenda here at Kobe Surprise and putting their sexual abilities through some rigorous testing is what the site appears to be all about. Roaming the streets of Japan's fifth-largest city with every intention of picking up an unsuspecting hottie and plying her with enough cash to turn her from the stuck-up silent type into a screaming mess of blissed-out orgasmically-charged, twittering and twitching limbs. Getting inside Kobe Surprise costs about the same as a decent kobe steak meal - $24.95 per month, to be exact - but with the abundance of sexy Japanese women shown on the tour page getting down to some supremely nasty and bizarrely creative sexual activities as only the Japanese know how, that twenty-five buckaroos could be the best you'll ever spend. Then again, I've seen Satoshi Kon's sci-fi masterpiece, Paprika, on blu-ray and that's definitely worth its $19.99 list price, too. Looks like you, dear reader, better take Mr. Pink's word on what to do with your twenty-five, wouldn't you say?

Pros:
Kobe Surprise presents members with an exclusive collection of Japanese reality porn and, as usual, the depiction of reality is slightly skewed to say the least. Expect nutty sex here, folks. Everything is presented in a fairly straightforward manner thanks to the streamlined, simplistic web design.

You know how you gave up on J-Porn a while back due to the rampant censoring most of it forces you to suffer through? Well, shake off your ol' fap-staff, friend, and indulge in Kobe Surprise's completely uncensored collection. That's right, Japonophiles, none of that pesky pixilation or floating clouds of image-obscuring blurs are to be found here. Look! You can see actual penetration!

Zaniness, thy name is Kobe Surprise! Imagine a porn site on which you can see money-hungry women not only fucking for yen, but busting their glory hole cherries, drinking cum from a cup, rolling oversized dice to determine which masked and anonymous gentleman they're tasked with blowing, drawing penises with calligraphy brushes, and being dumped in a wading pool full of bubbly water. 

Cons:
Kobe Surprise's video content may remain free off the censors oppressive hand but that doesn't mean they look particularly good. At 700x406 pixels, they're not especially large and nowhere near High Definition. Interlacing makes its presence known, shredding the visuals whenever there's any movement, and, worst of all, no downloadable formats are provided, just one Flash stream that's sure to disappoint.

So, I don't know whether you know this or not, but people in Japan don't speak a whole lot of English in their day-to-day lives. Shocking, right? Well, that's Japan for ya! If you care to understand what a particular Kobe Surprise scene is about you'll either have to learn Japanese or make up your own dialog. Most scenes held here remain devoid of subtitles and therefore near impossible to comprehend.

Once upon a time, updates hit Kobe Surprise once every two weeks or so. Nowadays, however, nothing at all is being added to this pitifully small, 15-scene collection of supposedly exclusive material. Two years and three months have passed since the last update came online, so you can pretty much discount any further additions 'til the end of time.

Are they even in Kobe? Not having visited the city, I can't say for sure, but the frequent references to Tokyo by the webmasters makes me think that all of the spiels describing Kobe Surprise's scenes were dreamed up in about four minutes by some dolt who clearly isn't the guy behind the scenes themselves and wouldn't recognize Kobe if it dropped on him from a great height, detonated a nuclear warhead on his house, and screamed "WATASHI WA KOBE, MOTHERFUCKER" at ear-shattering volume.

Conclusion:
It turns out that the Kobe Surprise of this sites title isn't exactly a surprise you'd want to find underneath your bed, in a cabinet at your uncle's garage, or tacked on as a bonus feature on the last disc of your imported and overpriced Akira Kurosawa DVD box set. The surprise is that there's no surprise at all: a site that seemed, to be honest, like it wouldn't satisfy a horny high school guy on prom night, quite simply didn't. The scant collection is so small it's basically nonexistent; there is absolutely no photo content and no downloadable videos; and the videos that are online are rife with interlacing and usually missing subtitles. Quite frankly, if Kobe Surprise expects to be of interest to adult browsers for much longer, we can only hope it is sold by its current owner, Bang Bros, who seem to want as little to do with it as possible, to a company willing to set-up or utilize an existing Japanese production team to create new content. Save for that possibility, Kobe Surprise is in for a pretty dismal future.

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