La Sublime XXX review

La Sublime XXX review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/25/2017

Overview:
Italians have historically been regarded as one of the more overtly sensual and erotic national groups. A devotion to living lives filled with pleasures of the senses has thrust Italians above French, Spanish, Germans, and (way above) North Americans, been celebrated in an overwhelming number of films and novels, and arguably never been better personified than in a certain curvaceous and courageous international porn star working now in her prime. Valentina Nappi fans will be thrilled to land on La Sublime XXX, a site devoted entirely to Italian productions of hardcore sexual entertainment. The incomparable Ms. Nappi isn’t the only woman fucking her way into your porno viewing diet; La Sublime XXX also hosts dozens of other women and men eager to showcase their sexual skills, powerful desires, and belief in the artistry of sex. Boasting of its scorching hot model roster, its bevy of HD hardcore updates, and even a series of sex tips delivered by the pros themselves, La Sublime XXX is easily one of the most enticing European exports to arrive on our cyber shores in recent years. So, without further ado, let’s endeavour to uncover everything there is to know about this curious international offering.

Pros:
Italy is rightfully proud of its cuisine, its visual art and cinema, and its national predilection for highly erotic sex. Casual yet classy, La Sublime XXX aims to render every encounter a vivid fantasy experience heightened by lacy lingerie, picturesque locations and sets, a steamy yet steady pace and atmosphere, and of course, stunning sex.

From the aforementioned goddess of Scafati herself, Valentina Nappi, to Russians Crystal Greenvelle, Kira Thorn, and Evelina Darling, to Czech beauties Bella Claire and Lucy Li, the women featured in La Sublime XXX’s encounters are sultry babes with great on-camera skills. Seducing their partners (or being seduced) and bringing both themselves and their men or women to the heights of pleasure, this cast is world class.

Imagery is another of La Sublime XXX’s strong suits. Shot with a misty atmosphere in some instances, a bold and glossy sheen in others, scenes are visually rich from the get-go and manage to playback via streaming or downloadable videos high in detail. Video resolutions peak at 1080p while photo galleries, which accompany all scenes, hit 1920px online and zipped.

A consistent stream of updates hits La Sublime XXX’s homepage every month, usually counting one new scene each week, resulting in a solid 189-scene archive at present. Sexual variety is ample here, too, with steamy one-on-ones and wild anal orgies sitting side-by-side quite comfortably.

Cons:
Video streams play in a slightly odd way within your browser window, the containing frame remaining the same size whether you’re viewing a 240p or 1080p version of your chosen episode. Throw the video into full screen mode and you’l notice the difference in quality but it can be hard to see much point to viewing HD videos plainly on the page when they’re presented so small.

La Sublime XXX boasts of its exclusive content but doesn’t always speak the absolute truth. Take Valentina Nappi’s scenes: some are available on her own members-only site (and may have been temporarily exclusive there) and therefore shouldn’t be considered totally exclusive - and Valentina’s not the only one whose La Sublime XXX scenes can be seen elsewhere.

Backstage footage, model-focused “Best Of” videos, and Hints & Tips from pornstars occupy much of the La Sublime XXX archive and could be seen by some as more “filler” than “killer,” lacking the overt sexual thrills of the mainline updates. It’s neat to be able to learn expert deepthroating techniques from Martina Gold but they’re not exactly the steamiest, sexiest updates possible.

Spoken in Italian, Russian, and maybe a few other languages this stay-at-home porn critic can’t quite identify, much of La Sublime XXX requires subtitles in order to be understood. Subs are present, yes, but many viewers will simply ignore the text and focus on the sounds and visuals laid out before them. Hints & Tips updates absolutely require you to, well, read.

Conclusion:
An intriguing mix of behind-the-scenes, educational, and explicit sex updates, La Sublime XXX cannot be called your average porn site. The model roster includes many of Europe’s top women and men giving fantastic performances that bridge reality and fantasy quite smoothly. Although the realism of three-way, gangbang, and orgy scenes might be somewhat lacking, it all contributes to a general feeling of “If sex were like this I’d never ever stop fucking, not for a single fucking second.” High Definition videos can be downloaded or streamed in 720p and 1080p resolutions, though streams don’t show off much detail until they’re made full-screen. Photo galleries are also very visually rich and powerful, and can be viewed online or downloaded in zipped sets. The Hints & Tips, Interviews, Reviews, Documentaries, Casting, and Backstage videos may not hold your arousal as much as the hardcore encounters but they’re integral to the comprehensive take on glamorous, classy pornography that is La Sublime XXX.