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Mary Carey review

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$19.95/Month

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Mary Carey might be known mostly as the pornstar that run for governor of California, but there’s more to this buxom blonde striptease queen than her political career. Mary’s official website, the aptly if rather unimaginatively named Mary Carey dot com, offers fans of her XXX work a chance to gobble up every explicit morsel of sexual deviancy hosted online here. Unfortunately, a small archive, infrequent updates, and a complete lack of straight and lesbian hardcore fucking makes Mary Carey’s site a little bland and only of interest to die-hard fans.

Score

Quality 8
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 5
Content amount 4
Money value 5
Downloadable videos 8
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 6
Overall Score 71

Videos

Number of movies 33+
Average length 10 min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (960x540)

WMV (960x540)

Photos

Pic sets 50+
Pics per set 50
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Mr. Pink’s review of Mary Carey
Review Date - 07/08/2011

Overview:
When you’re as hot as Mary Carey - the pornstar, not Henry VIII’s mistress - you can afford to do, well, pretty much whatever you please. Embarking on a career as a stripper to help her financially struggling family, Carey eventually turned her attention to hardcore porn and, following her success in that arena, independent runs for governor and lieutenant governor of California in 2003 and 2005, respectively. Citing the political successes of Ronald Reagan and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carey also announced plans to run for the office of President of the United States. While I can’t imagine she’ll see much success there, at least Mary Carey always has her incredible 36DD-24-36 figure to fall back on. Here at her official website, Mary Carey delivers a collection of her finest porn work, both hardcore and not-so-hardcore, in both photo and video forms. Supervised by the Aziani network, Carey’s site promises exclusive access to this gorgeous, shapely blonde’s most intimate on-screen moments, a personal online diary, behind-the-scenes content, live webcam shows, and bonus access to eleven other Aziani websites, all for $19.95 a month. So, who wants to see a future Presidential candidate impale her pussy on a Vodka bottle? I know I do.

Pros:
Although her political aspirations are of questionable sincerity, Mary Carey’s impeccable body and her eagerness to show you every inch of it in its fully naked glory is not. Her 36DD-24-26 frame screams out for adult attention and she puts it to great use here, stripping and masturbating for your pleasure.

Video and photo items both look very strong, with the former reaching a maximum resolution of 1280x720 pixels (that’s 720p HD!) in MP4 format, the latter hitting a peak of 1800px. Videos can also be streamed and downloaded in lower-quality formats that still look solid, and photos are also offered at a 900px resolution.

What do these scenes present the Mary Carey fan? Mostly scenes of masturbation and striptease (something Carey does especially well), as well as some behind-the-scenes selections that give you a peek at what this bodacious blonde is like on-set.

Members also receive free access to the rest of the Aziani network, a collection of a dozen websites, most of them focusing on individual pornstars like Priya Rai, Heather Summers, and Rachel Aziani herself.

Cons:
Fans of Mary Carey’s hardcore work will sure be miffed to discover that her site does not contain a single boy/girl or girl/girl scene. Mary flies solo here on her official site and, unfortunately, it does get more than a little boring, especially when we’re all aware of how fantastic she is with a stiff dick to play with.

This, Carey’s official site, has been online since 2004 but still somehow manages to get by with just 33 videos and 50 galleries in the complete archive. Such a low content count pretty much ensures nobody will be coming back for another month’s membership.

Updates are made to Mary Carey’s site only twice a month, adding just one gallery and one video to the archive in each instance. If anyone is going to take this site seriously, the webmasters will have to do better than that.

Although the tour page led us to believe otherwise, there isn’t any personal diary of which to speak, nor are there any Mary Carey-related webcam feeds. The only (allegedly) direct connection to Mary is through the Private Messaging feature, but I’ve found no indication of its reliability or authenticity.

Conclusion:
Mary Carey - I wish her all the luck in the world when it comes to her political aspirations, but porn, well, that’s a different beast altogether. With an official website that fails to offer anything remotely satisfying to anyone other than the most sycophantic acolytes of Carey’s fanclub - i.e.: softcore stripping and solo masturbation scenes - and with fans of the XXX-rated Carey be left severely wanting, there’s little to recommended here. Videos and photos both look good and do a solid job of showing off Carey’s fantastically fuckable body, but the scenes start to meld into one long and rather dull solo scenes after a few short viewings. Unless a slew of new content is added soon, preferably boy/girl hardcore scenes, Mary Carey’s official website will surely go the way of her failed Dr. Drew-assisted attempts at quitting porn altogether. That is, south.

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