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$2.95/3 Days-Limited

$14.95/Month

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You never quite know what you're gonna get when you enter a massage parlor: more back pain than you went in with, some hideous ogre laying his hands on you in a familiar fashion, or the deeply relaxing rubdown, complete with happy ending, that you'd been praying for. Here at the almost stupidly simply titled Massage Parlor, you're always treated like royalty. A crew of top-notch porn talent is on hand to attend to your every need and desire. Hell, even if you don't ask for it they're likely to start slobbering on your cock and rubbing their pussies in your face. Sweet! Massage Parlor's 222 High Definition scenes don't always result in sex, but this is one parlor, albeit a virtual one, where every client leaves rested, relaxed, and with a huge smile on his face.

Score

Quality 9
Design 9
Navigation 8
Updates 7
Content amount 7
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 8
Overall Score 84

Videos

Number of movies 222+
Average length 25 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

WMV (720x480)

Photos

Pic sets 222+
Pics per set 30
Zip sets NO
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Massage Parlor review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/13/2012

Overview:
There are all kinds of massage parlors. You can't just waltz into one you find randomly while walking down the street and expect the same service you got that time in Hawaii or when the chiropractor sent you to a masseuse after you threw your back out. From shiatsu to Swedish, deep tissue to a light touch, completely non-sexual to "full service", there's a ton of varieties of massage out there. The site under review today, simply called Massage Parlor, focuses on a certain kind of massage; the kind that sees the recipient laying back, getting a full rubdown, then finding the foxy masseuse naked with her hands around his dick. Ladies and gentlemen - but mostly gentlemen - this is the kind of massage you've been dreaming of, the kind you hope for every time you've considered letting some stranger lay their hands on you in a therapeutic fashion. While not explicitly Asian-themed, Massage Parlor does feature some sexy Asian pornstars servicing clients, but it also features a bevy of Caucasian, Latina, and African-American women, too. From Jessie Rogers to Vicki Chase and Allie Jordan to Rayveness, the women of Massage Parlor are knock outs even with their clothes on. For $29.95 a month, you too can take a seat in the waiting room of Massage Parlor, where you'll browse the roster of working girls and select the one that most tickles your fancy. What happens next is, of course, between you and her and shouldn't leave the room. Wink-wink.

Pros:
Not all massages are the same and those seen at Massage Parlor certainly aren't the kind you'd buy your mother for her birthday. Instead of simply attending to tight muscles and physical stress, these handywomen get let their fingers wander into areas most masseurs won't touch. Serving up sensual rubdowns and using every part of their bodies to do so - and I do mean every part - the girls put in a great effort even when straight-up sex isn't involved.

Massage Porn could be seen as an ethnic cornucopia of porn talent given how many women from different backgrounds are showcased here. You've got Latinas (Jessie Rogers, Rebeca Linares, Lyla Storm), white girls (Alanah Rae, Brandy Aniston, Ash Hollywood), black girls (Rhianna Rhimes, Jada Fire, Lavish Styles), and the requisite Asian goddesses (Asa Akira, Jackie Lin, Lana Violet) rounding out the roster.

Every single one of Massage Parlor's 222-scene archive has been shot and can be viewed in High Definition formats hitting both 720p and 1080p, as well as being provided in a number of other formats suitable for various viewing platforms. These videos offer fantastic quality, giving you ample detail as the women cavort and caress their way to an explosive happy ending. Photo content also looks great at 1280px!

Weekly updates bring a new scene to Massage Parlor's already strong archive, but if you can't wait a full seven days, there's another four massage porn sites at the ready to keep you hard and happy: All Girl Massage, Nuru Massage, Milking Table, and Soapy Massage. Accessing them won't cost you a cent and you can actually get access to all four sites for just $14.95 with Mr. Pink's thrifty discount.

Cons:
As there are all different kinds of massage parlors, so too are there different kinds of massages. Just because Massage Parlor is an adult website you shouldn't go in expecting penetrative sex in every scene; you'll be disappointed. Every scene at least includes a handjob, footjob, titjob, full-body-rubbing, or a saucy blowjob, so there's plenty to see even when coitus is off the cards.

Massage Parlor's trial membership initially seems like a great deal at $2.95 for three days of access, but once you log in and discover that all your downloading privileges have been withheld, well, it might not seem like such a good deal after all.

None of Massage Parlor's photo galleries provide zip files for easy downloading, forcing you to save every individual image you want to keep for offline viewing. Dig back into the gallery archive and you'll also find image quality dropping to 900px, losing sharpness and detail.

Although it now seems to be on a steady weekly update schedules, Massage Parlor has seen its fair share of hiccups in the past, sometimes going two or three weeks without any action.

Conclusion:
With 222 High Definition videos at the ready and just as many detail-heavy photo galleries, Massage Parlor is a virtual hands-on treatment you'll not soon forget. The multi-ethnic masseurs you'll find here range from 2012's AVN Award-winning Female Performer of the Year to unknown Thai girls eager to make a name for themselves… and some good tips. Laying their clients down and pressing their hands in all the right places, these lusty girls soon place their hands in all the wrong places. (But, boy, does it feel so right!) While most scenes fail to go so far as legitimate intercourse, every handjob, blowjob, titjob, and facial is bound to leave you pretty pleased with your Massage Parlor membership. Aside from a drop in photo quality and a few kinks in the update schedule, there's isn't a lot to complain about here unless you demand pussy-pounding fuckfests in every porno you watch. And, hell, at just $14.95 it's a lot cheaper than trying out every parlor in your town in the vain hope that at least one will give you the full servicing you so richly deserve.

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Bailey Brooks
India Summer
Jessica Bangkok
Jessie Rogers
Kimber Kay
Mae Olsen
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Mischa Brookes
Monica Mayhem
Natasha Nice
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