Mature Gloryhole review

Mature Gloryhole review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/02/2012

Overview:
For too long women in their 40s, 50s, and 60s have had to keep their buoyant sexual desires a secret. Facing ridicule, incomprehension, solitude, and sometimes disgust from strangers and perhaps even loved ones, older women who wanted to slut it up had to do so in secret. Taking to that tried-and-tested haven of anonymous slutbaggery, the gloryhole, some mature whores can retain their veneer of dignity and social grace while gobbling up all the semen-spurting penises that pop through the holes begging to be sucked or fucked. Mature Gloryhole is a site devoted entirely to showing what happens when such a woman ventures inside a sex shop, video arcade, or public restroom to get her jollies. Serving up a bevy of filthy moms and grandmas dropping to their knees to inhale dicks black, white, and curiously stained cocks belonging to, well, nobody knows who, Mature Gloryhole comes to you from the Mature Mega Pass folks and promises some of the nastiest, naughtiest gloryhole scenes you've ever seen starring the sluttiest mature broads in porn. This is a European site, so don't be alarmed by the € symbol on the sign-up page; it's a euro and it informs you that €39.85 is what it'll cost to get your voyeuristic ass inside Mature Gloryhole. Your most trusted pornographic advisor - that'd be me, Mr. Pink - has already been inside and is ready to give you the full lowdown on everything Mature Gloryhole has to offer, from dirty-kneed grannies to moms of three having their faces covered in random guys' sperm splatters. It's anonymous, it's (at least physically) mature, and it's filthy. It's Mature Gloryhole.

Pros:
Holding an exclusive collection of original gloryhole scenes, the kinky, filthy, and downright slut-tastic Mature Gloryhole offers hardcore scenes in which wrinkled old women head inside a video stall, public restroom, or adult book store to suck (and sometimes fuck) as many random strangers as possible. If a dick pokes through the walls many holes, it's gonna get slobbered on by these gummy old grannies until their faces are covered in the semen of anonymous men.

Mature Gloryhole now hosts High Definition videos that reach 1280x720 pixels and look quite strong in these detailed frames. Photos are also presented in large frames, this time with three different resolution options: 1024x682, 1350x900, and 1890x1260 pixels, all of which look very nice indeed, even if they're not the most professionally captured shots.

Every Mature Gloryhole member is granted free access to every one of the 23 other websites hosted by the Mature Mega Pass network. Covering everything from teen sluts who fuck old men, horny 60-year-olds getting gangbanged, and cum-guzzling grannies to sites named Old and Young Lesbians, I Love Mature, and Bizarre Mature Dildo. How's that strike ya, MILF and GILF lovers?

Cons:
The most recently added scene on Mature Gloryhole's homepage is dated 19th August 2009. In the two years that have passed since that date, nothing new has arrived here, leaving the site in a state of inactivity that will be supremely disappointing for its fans.

Mature Gloryhole currently holds just 55 scenes and is by no means a large site. This lack of archive depth will surely leave most members heading off to check out the provided networked websites, which is especially disappointing given they forked out a hugely expensive membership fee to join Mature Gloryhole.

Unfortunately, the kinds of 40-something, 50-something, and 60-something women that would be down to shoot an explicit gloryhole scene do not appear to be particularly attractive. Mature Gloryhole's models are generally on the, well, fugly side, to be honest. Mannish faces, bad teeth, stocky bodies... all the ingredients of a supremely regrettable morning after.

While it's nice to see some bonus material online here, the few hundred sex-themed cartoons make very little sense, simply tossing the word "mature" into existing jokes that are not at all related to Mature Gloryhole's style of content; e.g.: the joke "Now I know why you want to wife swap. Mine is mature and hot, and then look at yours," is accompanied by a drawing of two men looking at two women, one of them clearly young, busty, and down to fuck, the other a lumpy, dumpy feral old maid with a five o'clock shadow. ¡Me no comprende!

Conclusion:
As soon as I landed on the tour page of Mature Gloryhole, I knew things could go either way. Focusing on such a specific niche activity - women 40 and older sucking dick in gloryholes - could result in a well-rounded collection of thoroughly engaging and decidedly kinky porn, or it could peter out after the initial influx of updates, leaving an unimpressive site loaded with potential but dragged down by its plentiful shortcomings. Unfortunately, Mature Gloryhole falls into the latter category. Nothing has been added to this shamefully small collection of sucking scenes in more than two years and the scenes currently held here are nowhere near as thrilling as one would hope. Sure, the HD videos and high-res photos look pretty damn good and the included network access is a great bonus, but the unattractive models, poor scene direction, and enormously expensive monthly cost of €39.85 (or $51.65 USD) makes Mature Gloryholes out of the question for anyone but the most ferociously devoted MILF and GILF fan consumed by his gloryhole fetish.