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Mature Retro review

Category Europorn, GILF, MILF, Retro - Vintage

Price

€39.85/Month

$51.65/Month

The current socially acceptance of MILFs and cougars might lead many young men to believe that older women, much like older men, were always accepted and admired for their youthful sexual enterprises. In days gone by, however, that was most certainly not the case. Mature Retro is a site that gathers and displays hardcore adult entertainment of yesteryear that focuses on women of advanced age getting what they secretly desire most out of life: a good, hard schtupping! With 150 scenes already online and more on the way, and with strong connections to the Mature Mega Pass network, Mature Retro could very well be the elusive holy grail of finely aged MILF and GILF smut. (From the looks of things, though, I kinda doubt that's the case.)

Score

Quality 7
Design 7
Navigation 7
Updates 7
Content amount 6
Money value 4
Downloadable videos 6
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 3
Overall Score 66

Videos

Number of movies 150+
Average length 25 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (720x548)

MP4 (320x240)

Photos

Pic sets 0
Pics per set
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Mature Retro review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/07/2012

Overview:
You know how there are some dudes who'll only listen to bands whose members have died so as to preserve the sanctity of their appreciation (Consider, for example, today's teenage Nirvana fans; Kurt Cobain can't disappoint them by selling out from the grave, can he?) There's gotta be guys who are the same way about porn; only beating off to smut so well aged it's practically become a relic of an era so far in the past it can safely be considered ancient. From the looks of things, Mature Retro is just the kind of site to host such smut. If the movies themselves aren't genuinely old-as-fuck, the female performers certainly are, and there's even a good chance they've departed this earthly realm sometime between production and the writing of this review; of natural causes, I pray. Coming to ya straight from the yellowed, dusty pages of the Mature Mega Pass network, Mature Retro claims to hold a collection of hardcore porn that will transport you back to a time when the music was better, the cars were better, the beer was cheaper, and the women were... well, how were they? The tour pages promise to bring Mature Retro members, who'll pay €39.85 ($51.65) for a month's worth of access, "the hottest classics, the filthiest vintage, and the naughtiest retro mature sex movies and pics," so why not step up and do the time warp (again) with Mature Retro. (Shit, it's gotta beat some of the crap adult studios seem to be pumping out these days, right?)

Pros:
Folks, here's a site packed with some 150 scenes pulled from vintage porn movies of yesteryear, each of them starring at least one woman who can safely be designated "a mature adult performer." A hardcore site to the end, Mature Retro doesn't let the tighter moral climate of yesteryear hinder its descent into utter depravity; members will find plenty of face and pussy banging here and will be greeted by a new scene every week!

If you're into MILFs, GILFs, and ZILFs (Zombies I'd Like to Fuck), you're likely to find someone totally boner-inducing here at Mature Retro. While it's hard to say for sure how many different models there are - that'll happen when the webmasters name them all Retro-Tib914 or whatever - but those who prefer their women aged like a bottle of Bordeaux will be inspired to vicariously dust off a grey-pubed snatch and get to work.

You'll love the '70s and '80s porn of Mature Retro if you're a retro porn fan, sure, but those who are more dedicated to ogling sexually provocative mature women will rejoice when you realize the entire contents of Mature Mega Pass, Mature Retro's home network, is available to you, the paying member. With twenty-three sites at your fingertips, each of them devoted to mature smut of some description, you'll be in mature porn paradise.

Cons:
Unlike the other Mature Mega Pass websites with which it is connected, Mature Retro provides so little information on its content that you're left with no idea who the women are, who they're fucking, in what era the scene was produced, or anything of the sort. The performers all seem to be named Retro-Tib457, Retro-Tib882 and the like, and are not included in the network-wide model index.

Contrary to the tour page promise, there is no photo content available here at Mature Retro. Where other Mature Mega Pass sites provided a photo gallery with each scene, containing photos approaching 2000px, nothing of the kind is available here, leaving members with the videos, always the videos.

Speaking of Mature Retro's video content, its visual and technically quality is generally quite poor. It appears that these movies were not only shot long before the advent of the various High Definition formats (and perhaps a little thing called mis-en-scéne), they were also shot with only a modicum of care, resulting in rather bland and lifeless imagery.

Many of the women performing in Mature Retro's scenes pose no competitive threat to the Helen Mirren's and Meryl Streep's of the world, to put it delicately. There's the occasional good-looking older dame, but the majority will likely have you wishing you were hanging out with your grandma's friends at the nursing home.

Conclusion:
Try as I have to find the positive attributes of Mature Retro, I'm afraid there's very little to enjoy here. That's not to say it's a small site - the 150 scenes and forthcoming updates attest to the contrary - but both the content and the featured performers have aged rather poorly. This is the case across the entire Mature Mega Pass network, yes, but Mature Retro seems to suffer the most because of its inherently dated feel and look. Those readers with a penchant for decrepit old maids with horribly sagging breasts, flabby asses, unsightly smiles, and thinning hair, but with a somewhat vivacious libido, should enjoy what's on offer here, but those seeking quality adult entertainment starring gorgeous older women who can still put it away (so to speak), will likely be fairly disappointed in Mature Retro's offerings.

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