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Me Beautiful review

Category 18 - 24, Amateur, Female Masturbation, Hairy

Price

$5.95/2 Days

$29.95/Month

"Me, Beautiful" shout the women of this so-named amateur smut site before stripping down to their birthday suits and offering a glimpse into their usually private self-gratification regimen. There's a problem, though, and it's not the lack of recent updates or the lackluster photo and video quality; it's the stone cold fact that there's so much content missing from Me Beautiful to almost make it completely worthless. "Wait," you say, "It's not completely worthless?" Almost, dear reader, but no, not quite. Me Beautiful, prepare to be opened up and examined X-Files autopsy style, by Mr. Pink.

Score

Quality 4
Design 5
Navigation 5
Updates 0
Content amount 7
Money value 4
Downloadable videos 3
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 5
Overall Score 52

Videos

Number of movies 99+
Average length 8 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

WMV (720x576)

DivX (720x576)

MP4 (320x240)

Photos

Pic sets 108+
Pics per set 50
Zip sets NO
High res pics NO
Model Index NO
Watermarks NO
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Me Beautiful review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/27/2013

Overview:
They say that everyone is beautiful in their own way. The obese, the mentally deficient, the hopelessly uncool, even Chumlee: they're all beautiful, natural, fascinating products of billions of years of evolutionary growth. Even The Incredible Hulk, an abomination of nature, is to be regarded as a beautiful, marvelous being. Compared to these less-than-perfect models of beauty, the women of Me Beautiful should have no problem impressing their physical splendor upon the waiting world. Calling itself a "community of amateur posers", Me Beautiful celebrates the varying physicalities of women from around the world and promises blazingly sensual yet intimate stripteases, masturbation, and intense orgasms. Me Beautiful might sound like an utterance spouted by the aforementioned green giant in response to one of Betty Ross's come-ons, but from the looks of the tour previews, it's a spirited romp through the formerly private sexualities of a bevy of enticing women, each one offering a glimpse of how she touches, treats, and loves herself. Buying your way into Me Beautiful will cost you the princely sum of $29.95; is it worth it? On my first visit to Me Beautiful, I, Mr. Pink, intend to find out.

Pros:
The women found in Me Beautiful's scenes and galleries are, well, beautiful. Hailing from all around continental Europe (Poland, Russia, Estonia etc) as well as North America and the United Kingdom, these amateur babes are generally in their mid-to-late-20s or early-30s and seem as eager to be seen as you must be to see them in action.

Everything Me Beautiful hosts it does so with complete exclusivity. Nothing you find here will be found anywhere else on the 'net. There's quite a decent collection here, too, with 99 videos and 108 photo galleries online and vying for your attention.

Me Beautiful's scenes and galleries offer intimate self-shot scenes that range from slow, seductive undressing to furious dildo-aided masturbation. The women operate the camera themselves - or at least do a great job of faking it - which gives the scenes the feeling of direct communication.

Cons:
Upon first entering Me Beautiful's members area, you'll no doubt notice a bunch of absent images. The empty frames should hold photos of the featured models and they (successfully) link to their profile pages, where that key portrait image is also missing. Strangely enough, there's no direct link to the model index, just these individual profile pages.

Photo content reaches a fairly disappointing peak resolution of just 900x600 pixels and fails to offer substantial levels of detail. Online galleries are the only viewing option and no zipped archives are provided.

A handful of Me Beautiful models have decided to stay as naturally beautiful as possible, which, at least in porn, means plenty of hair around their snatches and, on a few occasions, under their arms. If this kind of body hair makes you gag, steer clear of Me Beautiful.

Choose a video to download or stream and you could be in for a nasty surprise: most videos this reviewer attempted to view were absent, leaving only "access denied" and "video not found" notices. This clearly prevents members from enjoying the content they've paid for. When will it be corrected? Judging by the extremely low level of activity elsewhere on the site, I'd say never.

Nothing new has been added to Me Beautiful's archive since late 2009. That's an inactive period longer than 3 years, an inexcusable betrayal of members' confidence and of the webmasters guarantees. Even the Me Beautiful news feed has been dead for over 12 months. Is it time to write this site off altogether?

Conclusion:
It's not hard to pinpoint Me Beautiful's problem areas; in fact, the root of all its problems. It seems the end of 2009 was a pivotal moment for this site, one that saw its last updates added to the archive and the beginning of the end, as far as content availability is concerned. Preview images going missing is no huge deal, but the plethora of absent videos is definitely cause for concern. Should you still feel that the amateur women of Me Beautiful deserve your attention and your money - and, hey, it's not their fault this site blows - you'd best be prepared for disappointment.

 

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