Mean Handjobs review

Mean Handjobs review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/30/2014

Overview:
Most guys would prefer intercourse to fellatio and fellatio to a handjob, but what if the handjob in question was not the lowest option on the totem pole of sexual favors but a unique and memorable experience brought to you by the skilled hands of an expert cock wrangler with some very creative ideas? Sounds appetizing, right? Well, hold up there, fella, 'cause a "unique" or "creative" handjob doesn't always mean a simply pleasurable one. And at Mean Handjobs, pleasure isn't always of primary concern. The women seen on Mean Handjobs' tour page include kinky Americans both new to porn and far more experienced with undeserving men. Mean Handjobs' M.O. ("Mean girls giving femdom handjobs,") ensures you'll find among other dastardly acts, ball busting, strap-on pegging, orgasm denial, verbal taunts and abuse, and even a little slapping. A novel concept in an industry largely focused on pleasure and one that won't suit most fellas, sure, but Mean Handjobs' will grab some viewers by the nards and refuse to let go until it has their $39.95 monthly membership fee and complete and utter attention and devotion.

Pros:
If you're fond of your balls and don't like them in any danger, in person or vicarious, then steer clear of Mean Handjobs, friend. Here you'll find swift kicks to the nuts, ropes tied around scrotums, and enough slapping, stomping, punching, and pinching to give you the willies for weeks. There's even medical fetishism, masked men, cum denial, and, of all things, fellatio, too!

The women of Mean Handjobs might not be AVN winners or Twistys Treats, but they're impressively dominant bitches hell bent on torturing their pathetic victims. From younger women Bella Love, Brenna Pepper, and Alexis Rain to more experienced, more genuinely commanding older ladies Alexis Grace, Vanessa Vixon, Olivia Lowe, and Miss Luminous, there are plenty of worthwhile dommes here.

Every week a new scene arrives at Mean Handjobs and brings with it High Definition videos of 540p and 1080p resolutions in MP4. Available to stream and download, the latter in MP4 format. While many of the videos could stand some post-production tweaking, they'll do in a pinch.

Costing $39.95 per month, Mean Handjobs isn't the cheapest femdom site on the 'net, but value is indeed high here as members see free access to the 60-site Fetish Network that is Mean Handjobs' home. Including Sexual Disgrace, Missogyny, Footjob Addict and Pantyhose Pops and adding a new scene up to six times daily!

Cons:
"Hey, she's hot. Curly hair - you don't see that often in porn these days. Looks like a women's studies student. Wonder what her name is?" Bad luck, pal, 'cause Mean Handjobs often neglects to identify its performers in the scene synopses and since no model tags are provided, if her name ain't there it ain't anywhere.

As is unfortunately the case with most Fetish Network sites, Mean Handjobs is severely lacking in the navigational bell-and-whistle department. In searching and browsing for scenes, you're limited to a basic chronological update list, keyword tags and… well, that's it actually. There's no model index here, nor is there a list of Top Rated or Most Popular scenes to help you choose.

Mean Handjobs' videos might be High Definition, but they're nowhere near as vibrant, colorful, or detailed as what can be found on hundreds of other adult sites. Sure, most of those sites don't feature ball busting and verbal degradation, but some do - hallelujah! Videos are accompanied by screencap galleries, though, not photo galleries, which is quite disappointing.

Holding just 27 scenes, Mean Handjobs lasts about as long as you do. Updates are coming along on a weekly basis, which is good to see, but there's still a few months before the site will be able to offer a more substantial helping of its intriguing femdom porn.

Conclusion:
Holding not even 30 scenes, Mean Handjobs' main issue is one of size. But then there's that image quality issue, too, and the weak construction of the site (and the network to which it's connected), and a disappointed disrespect of its performers; in short, Mean Handjobs has a unique and impressive premise but doesn't deliver when and where it counts. Videos might well be offered in HD resolutions, but they certainly don't look much better than upconverted SD movies, all interlaced and drained of color. Photos are not present and we're instead "treated" to screencap galleries that are hardly worth your attention at all. If not for the immense amount of fetish porn available to all Mean Handjobs members through the free Fetish Network access, this site wouldn't really be offering much at all. Good thing Fetish Network is worth a damn sight more!