MILFs Gone Anal review

MILFs Gone Anal review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 04/14/2012

Overview:
Many middle-aged American women seem to be eagerly embracing their supposedly enticing sexual maturity by labeling themselves cougars or MILFs, if not publicly, then at least in private over apres-shopping margaritas, and while these women might not be the ugliest wenches perusing the aisles of Whole Foods - or, in some cases, Food 4 Less - but I'm not entirely convinced they're as MILF-tastic as they seem to think they are. The mature-aged pornstar sluts under review today, however, have proven their commitment to cougarism and MILFdom and convinced this reviewer that they're not just toying with a passing fad. How did they accomplish this, you might ask. Well, the answer lies beneath their panties, around the curves of their buttocks, and between their ass-cheeks in that formerly virginal hole considered by many to be absolutely off-limits: the anus. MILFs Gone Anal is exactly what it says on the label: MILFs having anal sex, often for the first time, and loving every second of it. Presented by Pink Visual, MILFs Gone Anal makes bold tour page boasts of hosting exclusive, original assfucking movies starring the hottest mature women in porn, and presented in dazzling HD video formats. Is that the case inside the members area, which costs $24.95 per month to access, or is MILFs Gone Anal not really as powerfully carnal, as blisteringly fucktastic as it seems from the outside? It could get dirty in here, folks, so why not leave the heavy lifting and digging to Mr. Pink?

Pros:
Guess what lies inside MILFs Gone Anal! Go on, guess! Give up? Dude, MILFs Gone Anal is totally (though lightly) loaded with exclusive sex scenes starring mature pornstar sluts who aren't afraid of bending over and taking a stiff one up the poop chute. Hell, there's even some thoroughly impressive double-penetration scenes that'll have you squeezing your sphincter in sympathy with the titular MILFs.

Reaching very attractive resolutions of 1280x720 pixels, the few latest MILFs Gone Anal scenes look great in High Definition. While there are only a few videos hitting the full 720p format, others don't trail too far behind, generally making it to 1068x600 pixels and also looking pretty damn sharp.

Instead of handing over twenty-five bucks for a month-long stay at casa de MILFs Gone Anal, interested parties can now take advantage of Mr. Pink's discount scheme and get inside for less than twenty bucks; $19.95 to be exact. For that price, you don't just get MILFs Gone Anal to play with, but the entire Pink Visual Pass network of more than 25 exclusive sites, some "reality based" and quite similar to this one; others not so much.

Cons:
Plenty of the women featured in blistering anal sex scenes on this site are not, I'm afraid, particularly MILFy. Aarielle Alexis, for example, is only 25-years-old. That's the case for many of these women, women who perform with gusto and look great doing it, sure, but who are not real MILFs.

MILFs Gone Anal's tour pages may have made things look a little brighter and more active inside the site than the are in reality, but at least the content count was honest. Yup, MILFs Gone Anal really is only twenty scenes deep and won't have much of a chance of fulfilling the voracious appetites of MILF-starring assfucking scenes, I'm afraid.

Updates arrive on one of the zaniest non-schedules this reviewer has ever seen. Picture this, pal, the dates of the five most recently added MILFs Gone Anal scenes: March 16, 2012; March 9, 2012; September 30, 2011; March 4, 2011, Oct 19, 2008. Make any sense to you? Nah, me neither. It's cool to see two dates from this year on that list, sure, but it doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Presumably in an effort to cut down on rising server costs and to slow the gradual filtration of Pink Visual content onto the online porno black market, those in charge of this network (and therefore MILFs Gone Anal) have seen fit to impose a fairly stringent limitation on your viewing privileges. Choose your downloads wisely, folks, 'cause you've only got fifteen to use in a month; after that you're stuck with streaming videos only.

Conclusion:
Although it started out well with a tantalizing set of tour pages and some previews that showcased some of porn's most astoundingly sexy thirty-something and forty-something babes, MILFs Gone Anal quickly reveals itself to be a poorly maintained, rarely updated, and generally neglected site that now does little but pad the Pink Visual Pass network. Only two scenes have been added so far this year; considering we're already four months in, that's not exactly an impressive schedule. There doesn't appear to be any real sign of continuing updates, either, which is a shame as it leaves MILFs Gone Anal with an unfortunately scant archive of just twenty scenes. When you factor in the viewing limitations imposed on all members - fifteen downloads network-wide per month max really sucks - MILFs Gone Anal seems more like the remains of a once promising site than the living, breathing adult website it really should be.