Mommy Got Boobs review

Mommy Got Boobs review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 09/07/2012

Overview:
The oedipal complex has always factored quite heavily into porn productions. It is, after all, one of the basic impetuses of MILF porn's fairly recent popularity explosion. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you all want to bone your dear beloved mothers. Their friends, however, well that's another story. At Mommy Got Boobs, one of a few maturely aged Brazzers sites currently uncontrollable erections worldwide, the focus isn't just on middle-aged women who love to fuck, but on middle-aged women with ample bosoms who love to fuck. With the hottest MILFs and cougars in porn - Raylene, Sienna West, Lisa Ann, and Kendra Lust being but a few - Mommy Got Boobs aims to prove that nothing soothes the savage beast within your trousers quite like an amply-stacked 40-something babe with an undeniable lust for dick. At $24.95 a month, a Mommy Got Boobs membership costs just enough to be approached with some degree of caution. What exactly do you get for your twenty-five bucks? If the tour pages are to be believed, members have access to wild, raunchy hardcore scenes that see these big-titted cougars pounce on the only guys who can both fill their warm, moist vaginal voids and that nigh insatiable lust that hit in their early thirties and grows more intense with every passing year. You, should you sign up, will be sitting back, dick in hand, watching it all unfold in stunning High Definition videos and remarking to yourself, "Man, maybe it's time I went over to my pal Jimmy's house. I know he's not home, but I bet his mom is!"

Pros:
Brazzers certainly doesn't play it safe and what you get here at Mommy Got Boobs isn't your ordinary MILF porn. Sure, the stars are among the best performers in the "mature" strata of the industry - Kendra Lust, Puma Swede, Diana Prince, Raylene, Ariella Ferrera, and the incomparable Julia Ann included - but with sex scenes including tribal and animal-style body painting, rampant ass-fucking, and situations so nutty they make Family Guy look like my Thursday afternoons, Mommy Got Boobs is one wild ride.

The videos presented by Mommy Got Boobs adhere to Brazzers' high standards of visual excellence with 720p and 1080p High Definition formats available to be both downloaded and streamed, all of which come through clearly and with ample detail. Photos also look very nice at peak resolutions of 2500px; all images can be viewed online or downloaded in zips.

Mommy Got Boobs adds another scene to its already large 350-scene collection once a week, on Thursdays, keeping a plentiful site growing even past the point it could be considered a very substantial collection.

As with all Brazzers sites, Mommy Got Boobs offers its members one truly fantastic bonus: free access to the other 29 sites Brazzers currently operates. There's so much excellent hardcore here you'll never have to worry about not having something to soothe your flaming desires. And, best of all, Mr. Pink's discount now gets you inside for five bucks less than other folks will pay: just $19.95.

Cons:
Brazzers recently went under the knife, so to speak, and has been redesigned in a major way. Unfortunately, this new design makes viewing photo galleries a bit of a pain. You can no longer select individual images to view and then save; you're forced instead to either use an automated slideshow or download the zips.

Gorgeous 40-something women might not grow on trees, but you'd think the Brazzers casting department could do a bit better than their current roster, filled largely as it is with silicone-pumped, botox-injected, tummy-tucked regulars at LA's copious cosmetic surgery clinics. Some of the women have been so heavily altered by the scalpel that they're starting to look kinda freakish.

This is MILF porn and it's a tricky niche to get right. When the Mommy Got Boobs producers aren't shooting silicone-junkies with ballooned lips they seem to favor women who don't really look particularly "mature" at all, women who could just as easily pass for early-thirties performers on any other site.

Wild animal-style body paint? Stuntcocks with ridiculous "hippy" wigs? Sometimes it seems Mommy Got Boobs has lost the plot and is firing wildly in the dark with its absurd scripts and scenarios. What's wrong with the old "Billy's not home today, big boy… but these are!" intro before the tits come out and the fucking ensues?

Conclusion:
The "mommies" of Mommy Got Boobs definitely do have boobs, I'll grant them that, but must they all be so obviously artificially enlarged? With a dearth of naturally busty women, this site, one of a few Brazzers operates that fit the "MILF" and "mature" designations, seems a bit too contrived and absurd to feel at all natural. (The animal-style bodypainting and coupious DPs don't help, either). That said, if you don't give a fuck about any resemblance to any conceivable reality then Mommy Got Boobs could be right up your alley. Its videos, which hit both 720p and 1080p resolutions, are High Definition and loaded with visual detail. Photos also look quite good, it's just a shame they're stuck inside that damn slideshow. There's plenty of anal here, for the folks that are adamant about that orifice being the most exciting, but it does sometimes detract from the focus on the boobage. After all, shouldn't a site called Mommy Got Boobs be heavily tit-centric? Like all Brazzers site, Mommy Got Boobs is far from flawless, but it does offer some really wild sex both here and on the 29 other network sites you'd have access to as a member. With that in mind, the site is hard to resist and impossible to ignore. Not with tits like these.