Muffia review

Mr. Pink’s review of Muffia
Review Date - 06/22/2011

Overview:
A lot can happen in a year - jobs can arrive and depart, people get sick and die, start sick and get well, and a natural disaster can tear a country to its foundations - and in that time Muffia, a network of eleven exclusive hardcore porn sites, could have advanced from fledgling smut merchant to upper-tier smut merchant with a reputation for professionalism, quality, and dedicated service unmatched by many pornographic entities twice its age. At least, that was the hope, the fervent prayer last time Mr. Pink’s stopped by for a look inside the Muffia organization. Desperately in need of some rampant growth and technical assistance, Muffia looked in 2010 like it was ready to give it all up and retire to South Beach for a while. Is that still the case? Does being a Muffia member still mean you’re begrudgingly waiting around for the end of your tenure so you can shove off to greener pastures, or has the once-promising Reality Kings offshoot managed to improve and upgrade its standards to a more acceptable level? Instead of throwing down $24.95 for a monthly membership to find out, why not follow along with me, Mr. Pink, your adventuring compatriot in the always challenging, often intimidating world of online fucking, as we find out for sure whether Muffia is worth its salt.

Pros:
Muffia hosts eleven original, exclusive hardcore sites of varying styles: It’s Real (absurdly large dicks and triple-breasted women), Molly’s Life (she’s hot and likes to fuck), Pornstars Lick (go on, guess), Naked Movie (porno parodies of pop-culture icons), Cum Fu (tight pussies and other Asian cliches), My Sexy Life (basically Molly’s Life redux), Footville (guess again!), Manuel Uncut (Manuel Ferrara is uncircumcised, geddit?), and King Dong (c’mon, one more guess!), Kristin’s Life (who could imagine...?), and Happy Tugs (who’s happy, her or him?).

The model roster of Muffia’s sites lists plenty of women that most straight men would agree are eminently fuckable. Not only that, but great cock-wielders like Manny Ferrara polish them off, no matter the niche, in fine style.

There are now some High Definition videos available at Muffia. Sure, it’s only a viewing option for Molly’s Life and Happy Tugs and there are very few HD scenes online, and no, they’re not downloadable, but it’s a start!

Readers of Mr. Pink’s can now sign up to a full Muffia membership for just $17.95 a month, saving seven dollars off the full price. Those that are still unsure of whether this site is for them can test the waters with the limited-access $2.95 two-day trial.

Cons:
It appears that Molly’s Life is the only Muffia site that has managed to stick to its promised weekly update schedule. Happy Tugs adds something new roughly every two weeks, but none of the other sites have added anything at all in over two months, leaving us to wonder whether there’s any hope for them at all.

It’s Real is beyond ridiculous. It’s so out-there that it’s hard to imagine anyone actually watching it and thinking “Oh, shit, this two-dicked guy fucking some giggling broad is super hot. I’m gonna stroke it!”

Most of the models appear to have been tampered with by plastic surgeons and it’s clear that Muffia’s casting directors favor two types of women: huge-titted MILFs and clean, slim-figured teen harlots. If you like a bit more variety than this, you’ll likely get bored.

There’s really no model index to speak of here, just a keyword tagging system that allows you to click a performer’s name to find more of her work. What a waste of such lovely models!

Conclusion:
I’m afraid, dear friends, that today could be one of the last days of Muffia’s respectability’s life. After numerous subtle suggestions from this reviewer and many others, Muffia is one network that still seems to be hanging onto former glories instead of ensuring it keeps up with the constantly changing face of online porn. Well, that and it refuses to update most of its sites. Seriously, is this network even alive anymore or is it just a showcase for the only genuinely worthwhile site of the ten (at least at this point), Molly’s Life? Unless some drastic changes are made to the way Muffia is run, it’ll be looking at extinction soon enough. Or, perhaps I should say, it should be looking at extinction.