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Expect no Pulitzers here, folks, 'cause this is one news organization with a difference! The all-female all-nude anchor team of Naked News has been keeping you informed for over ten years and now offers an even more attractive slate of HD broadcasts, on-location reports, and special segments concerning everything from tech talk to Comic-Con to naked skydiving. Naked News won't bring you all the hardcore fucking you've grown accustomed to, but it will have your groin throbbing during a stock market report - and not because you're a savvy investor.

Score

Quality 8
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 9
Content amount 9
Money value 7
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 10
Appeal 5
Overall Score 83

Videos

Number of movies 1,047+
Average length 10 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (640x480)

Photos

Pic sets 500+
Pics per set 12
Zip sets NO
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Naked News review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 04/08/2015

Overview:
Every day we're bombarded with the crime, corruption, death, war, and impending economic disaster. Wouldn't it be all a lot easier to take if those delivering this bad news were foxy naked babes with perfect diction? That's the service offered by Naked News, "the program with nothing to hide." Keeping you apprised of every anti-American insurgency, stock market plummet, and sporting championship (as well as the weather), Naked News' anchors are hotter even than KTLA's foxy (but departed) Leila Feinstein or RT's always intense Abby Martin, and they're still somehow concerned with informing you about what's been going on in the world six-days-a-week. Standing on set and slowly removing items of clothing as they run through national and global news items, the anchors end up standing naked and staring back at you as if to say "Yeah, the world's kinda fucked, but I'm naaaaaked!" This rather strange porn endeavor charges $15-a-month for access and, really, when you consider you'd otherwise be watching Anderson Cooper raise a condescending eyebrow at a decidedly unsexy guest, Naked News is about as appealing as infotainment gets! Throw in six new HD episodes each week, downloads and streams, nude image galleries, and multi-device compatibility - watch Naked News on your Roku! - and Naked News should suddenly seem to be the only news option worth considering. Take that, HuffPo!

Pros:
Naked News is presented by a roster of very sexy female anchors. Blondes Jacqui Childs, Peyton Priestly, and Elia Adams join brunettes Natasha Olenski, Isabella Rossini, and Carli Bei, and lone redhead Katherine Curtis in baring their bodies while keeping you informed of the day's world events. Each anchor is given a profile page with essential info, links to their online work, and a Twitter feed.

Shooting both straight newscasts and special reports from all kinds of interesting places and events, Naked News is a lot more fun than, say, watching a bucketload of CNN. The anchors and reporters get into cosplay at San Diego Comic-Con, hit the hockey pitch (while naked, of course), go nude skydiving, read viewer's mail, cover auto industry news, and delve into nerd and tech culture. All while stripping down to their bare essentials.

Naked News offers very high quality videos with streams and downloads both reaching 1080p resolutions at their best. The crystal clear to-camera shots of the anchors give you perfect views of their naked figures as they reel off recaps of current events, capture their on-location antics well, and still images showcase their more conventional modeling skills as they get gussied up in cosplay outfits, lingerie, swimsuits, and more… then take 'em off.

Having been online since 2000, Naked News has amassed a huge archive of broadcasts, all of which can be conveniently located and downloaded on this very slick, professional site. New newscasts and special reports are made everyday but Saturday, keeping you constantly informed and aroused all in one package. The Naked News archive isn't slacking either: 1,047 updates are already online, as well as nearly 100 audition videos!

Cons:
Wanna watch naked women play a somewhat aggressive game of indoor hockey? How about if they're instead talking about which chain cheeseburger reigns supreme? Not interested? Then you're bound to find Naked News pretty damn dull as that's the erotic extent of the video content.

And if you're here for the news, you'll be disappointed too. Basically regurgitating headlines from various news outlets and one of its signature bad puns, Naked News is about as reputable as The Onion. You won't become truly informed watching Naked News, but you knew that already, I'm sure.

Photo galleries only offer individual shots for download, not zipped sets like most sites offering image downloads. The 1500px resolution photos look good and offer decent detail but they certainly could stand a small upgrade to bring them closer to the new high-res standard of (and around) 4000px.

Conclusion:
Whether or not you find Naked News an appealing site depends largely on whether you think you'll be entertained (and aroused, if you're after arousal) by naked female anchors reading news items and letting their hair down on fun location reports. Those of you still reading will be pleased to find Naked News a visually rich site loaded with new HD content, as well as a back catalog of older, standard-def material. The anchors hail from various parts of the globe but all deliver the news in that generic all-American accent and tone we're now so familiar with. There's little content here that could be regarded as genuinely sexual - naked women going ten-pin bowling might be sexy, but it's not inherently sexual - but if all you're after is some premium ogling opportunities and a little infotainment to wash it down with, Naked News could be a nice and affordable antidote to all the ass-pounding, face-pasting porn you'd be watching otherwise.

 

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