Nalgas Grandes review

Nalgas Grandes review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/21/2012

Overview:
Porn sites that are entirely in Spanish present something of a problem, albeit a small one, for yours truly. See, folks, Mr. Pink only speaks a modicum of Español. After struggling with a few of the sites on Culioneros network already, I'm thrilled to be able to correctly translate the title of this, the networks requisite asstastic booty emporium, Nalgas Grandes: Large Buttocks. Filled with phat-bootied babes from various regions in South and Central America, this haven for Latina lovers promises High Definition videos showing plump amateur rumps bouncing up and down in crystalline clarity. The fun doesn't stop there, of course, and judging from the previews the girls look absolutely stunning dropping to their knees and serving up tender blowjobs before receiving dictation as only amateur stuntcocks can deliver it: scrappy but sexy. Joining in on all the large-buttocked sexual frivolity of Nalgas Grandes will cost you $24.99 per month, but with access to the five other sites hosted by Culioneros you're looking at a pretty sweet deal. I mean, really, only a complete dope would pass by the chance to check out the South American continent's greatest backsides in exclusive, original hardcore scenes from the Bang Bros' Colombian connection.

Pros:
On a site called "Large Buttocks" it's only natural to find scenes involving plump-rupmed babes shaking their jelly for all its worth. Giving the women of Nalgas Grandes and their incredible asses a quick once over, it's plain to see that these particular butts are worth every peso they're earning. The initial stripteases give members long, lingering views of their supple but firm cheeks while the sex scenes feature plenty of rear-angled camera positions to show off their asses in action.

Few adult sites can claim to have been HD-equipped from the very beginning, but Nalgas Grandes is certainly one. The 1280x720 pixel High Definition MP4 videos hosted here look extremely clear, vibrant, and colorful whether viewed by download or online stream. Matching that high level of quality, the photo galleries offer images of 2000px.

With names like Andrea, Natasha, and Pamela, the women of Nalgas Grandes might not seem like the most authentically Latinas in amateur porn, but trust me, guys, these women are some of the most smoking hot - or should I say "caliente" - babes ever to appear in the South American porn industry. Their perfect light brown skin, deep eyes, perfectly curvaceous yet athletic bodies... they're a dream come true.

A member of Nalgas Grandes doesn't have to be content with scenes from this site alone; uninhibited access to the entire six-site Culioneros network is included in every membership package and immediately quadruples your available content. ¡Ay caramba, hombres! What a bonus!

Cons:
Looking back through the rather short history of Nalgas Grandes' updates, it's clear that anything remotely resembling a regular schedule has only recently been established, if at all. The most recent update landed on the homepage exactly one week after the previous scene, but everything added before those two were added in an erratic and unpredictable fashion. Hopefully that'll no longer be the case.

Only ten scenes reside in Nalgas Grandes' archives and although each provides both video and photo content - screencaps, too, if anyone cares - that's not nearly enough to satisfy even a member with fairly moderate porn viewing habits. All we can hope for, folks, is regular, frequent updates.

Sporting a rather bland and sterile page design filled mostly with empty white space, Nalgas Grandes and the Culioneros network mimic the look of Bang Bros, its United States counterpart. Unfortunately, the abundance of Bang Bros previews, thumbnails, and links throughout the Spanish-language area makes navigation and browsing a real pain in the ass; unless, of course, you're lucky enough to be a Bang Bros member, too.

Although my Spanish is admittedly no better than Taco Bell's, it appears Culioneros already has its token big butt website. Chiva Culiona presents junk-trunked women in hardcore scenes that take place in the Colombian equivalent of the infamous Bang Bus and while that sets the site apart, there's definitely a consistent focus on their rear ends. I know it's hard to ignore all these splendid Latin booties, but more variety would be great.

Conclusion:
Grab a girl who's willing to fuck on camera and you've got a winning formula. Grab a superhot Latina and you're doing even better. Grab a superhot Latina whose ass could knock over a large dog with one light twist of the hips and you've got a bona fide recipe for success. That's surely what was going through the minds of the guys behind Nalgas Grandes. Unfortunately for them, they appear to have neglected to pay the proper attention to update schedules, archive size, and attractive web design. As a result of both this and the sites very short existence, Nalgas Grandes isn't yet where it should be. With a few more months under its belt, however, Nalgas Grandes will be able to compete with the big dogs. I, for one, can't wait!