Nalgas Grandes review

Nalgas Grandes review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/02/2013

Overview:
Jennifer Lopez may have broken through to a new level of stardom after starring as pop martyr Selena in the biopic of the same name, but it wasn't until she launched her music career that the woman now known as J.Lo showed the world her most impressive asset - and, no, I'm not talking about her voice. Thousands of media outlets around the world spent at least a year celebrating Lopez's impressive derriere, beating the asses of Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, and Jessica Biel to mainstream notoriety, and doing it with a caliente Latin flavor, no less. Nalgas Grandes might not feature J.Lo's ass in full naked glory, but there's still plenty of stunning Latina ass on display. With tour pages pimping thick-rumped Colombian chicas and promising to show them in all their dick-sucking, ass-shaking glory in full High Definition video formats inside its members area, Nalgas Grandes is an enticing Latin treat if ever there was one. Getting inside Nalgas Grandes costs you $29.95 a month, but with so few sites devoted entirely to Latinas with impeccable asses, that's one hard enticement to resist.

Pros:
The gorgeous girls of Nalgas Grandes all hail from South and Central America and are blessed with asses so thick they defy gravity, standing atop their legs and commanding your attention. Hell, the guys they're paired with have a believably impossible time diverting their attention from the asses to work out the mechanics of a scene, while you will simply sit back, stare, and drift off into an ass-man's heaven.

All of Nalgas Grandes' scenes are presented in High Definition resolutions peaking at 720p. The videos look great, as do the 2000px photos, and present the titular asses in delectably clear frames. Videos look equally strong whether streamed or downloaded and photo galleries can be viewed online or off, thanks to handy zip downloads.

Every Nalgas Grandes member receives access to every other site on the Culioneros network at no additional charge. From the visiting pornstars of Chicas de Porno and the beachside hardcore scenes of Costeñas Locas to the hefty racks of Tetangas Espanolas and Tetonas Locas to the exhibitionist Sexo en Publico, Culioneros offers plenty of great Latina porn.

Cons:
Like many Culioneros sites, Nalgas Grandes isn't particularly large; in fact, not only is it not large, it's pretty fucking tiny! With just 26 scenes on offer, members will soon be forced to spread their attention around on other Culioneros sites.

Updates have stalled and with nothing new arriving on the site after July of 2012 (some five months before the writing of this review), it's clear that updating Nalgas Grandes isn't exactly a top priority for the Culioneros crews and webmasters.

Bang Bros and Culioneros are closer than Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, but they're not starring in the same movie, if you know what I mean. If you don't know what I mean, I mean that Culioneros members do not receive Bang Bros access, nor vice versa. Still, Bang Bros is a very heavy presence on Culioneros's pages and the previews and tumbnails littered around your chosen Culioneros scene amounts to excessive Bang Bros advertising.

While it's great to see Spanish-language porn becoming more and more prominent on the 'net, it's disappointing to find that Nalgas Grandes scenes have been left untranslated. Without English subtitles or dialog, many viewers, including those reading the synopses (in English), will be left shaking their heads, unable to decipher what's going on in each scene; aside from the fucking, that is.

Conclusion:
Although it presents some truly drool-worthy asses and the saucy Latina chicas they're attached to, Nalgas Grandes is unfortunately rife with disappointment. Holding just 26 scenes and apparently no longer updating, this is one of a handful of Culioneros sites that never really took off and succeeded where the fans hoped they would. The content is in HD, which is great to see, but there's so little of it you'll have no choice but to roam the rest of the network in search of similarly plentiful females behinds. Unfortunately, aside from the standard issue rumps sported by so many Latinas, there's little ass-focused smut on this network. Without future updates, Nalgas Grandes simply can't hope to satisfy its existing members, let alone entice new viewers to throw down thirty bucks and join in the (alleged) fun.