Nasty Naughty Bitches review

Nasty Naughty Bitches review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/25/2012

Overview:
Let's face it, no matter how delicately we slice it, we're all on the hunt for a nasty, naughty bitch who'll give it up and get down when the situation heats up. It makes total sense then that a website named Nasty Naughty Bitches would deliver "the goods," but without close investigation, we can't be sure. But with Mr. Pink on the case accurate answers are assured! For example, do the tour page promises of "young, wild, and sexed up sluts await[ing] you inside," hold true? Is Nasty Naughty Bitches legitimately loaded with punishing hardcore porno videos or is it just another in the long line of wimpy amateurs pushing for the spotlight? Judging from the tour page previews, this is a site that doesn't want to be messed with. Promising "hardcore sex videos, anal, facials, blowjobs, pornstar [sic]" this is a site that won't just sit back, relax, and let you find your own way to its front door; as Yoda might say, "Grab you with attention, this site does." Cumshot splattered faces, asses getting pounded, pussies all torn up from some deep dicking, sapphically inclined babes slobbering on clits... you name it, Nasty Naughty Bitches has it. Surprised? Don't be. This is, after all, a site called Nasty Naughty Bitches! In order to gain access to the exclusive collection of "hard fucking gangbangs, girl-on-girl action, nasty cum shots," and a whole lot more, you're required to lay down $24.95 of your hard earned dollar bills. Is it worth it? I mean, really, it's just porn and it's just a site called Nasty Naughty Bitches. How awesome could it really be?

Pros:
The "Bitches" so named in the title of this site include ringleader Tiffany Preston - the site is named Tiffany Preston's Nasty Naughty Bitches, see - as well as Haley Paige, Missy Monroe, Lisa Rose, and even porn legend Chasey Lain. With such incontrovertible talent lining the archives, it's no wonder Tiffany is so proud to put her name to this site.

The sex featured here is, well, nasty and naughty and performed by bitches. That's right, folks, you'll see the likes of the aforementioned Ms. Paige and Ms. Monroe taking stiff dicks deep enough to knock around their gag reflexes, poke their cervixes, and, in some instances, perform a routine colonoscopy by penis. Always thrilling and, thanks to the gorgeous performers, easy on the eyes, Nasty Naughty Bitches hosts some great smut.

If you find Nasty Naughty Bitches to be a tad unfulfilling - and, in all fairness, you most likely will - you can at least find comfort in the five additional websites your Nasty Naughty Bitches membership allows you to access. From the pornstar worship of Tiffany Preston and the kinkiness of My Best Fetish to Naughty Sarah at Home, My Kinky Sister, and Russians Like it Big, there's a ton of extra porn waiting for your click.

Cons:
Nasty Naughty Bitches entire content collection consists of what is clearly non-exclusive adult content that appears to have been assembled with little consideration for consistency or fluidity from one update to the next. European hardcore starring unnamed women sits right next to notable Cali girls fucking in mainstream US porn productions. Tiffany Preston sure seems to have, uh, eclectic taste.

Nasty Naughty Bitches looks quite nice in the beginning, from a design perspective, but after spending a little while on the site you'll start to notice some odd design flaws that make the whole endeavor seem somewhat underdeveloped. The VOD and CamShow pages, for instance, merely provide the unclickable urls of third-party sites where you can view said content. This, unfortunately but not surprisingly, comes at an additional price to you.

Every single solitary video hosted here at Nasty Naught Bitches is available in only one viewing format, a streaming MOV video that reaches just 640x480 pixels and looks, more often than not, pretty damn dull. Yes, my friend, you read that right; the only video option is a streaming one, leaving you without a single downloadable option. This is, then, essentially a video feed site, albeit a very small one.

The reason I named Haley Paige, Missy Monroe, Lisa Rose, and Chasey Lain up above is because they were the only performers I could confidently identify after browsing through a few pages of the scene index. None of these scenes provide much in the way of synopses or cast lists, so you're mostly left up to your own good judgement when it comes to choosing a video to beat off to.

Conclusion:
Nasty Naughty Bitches definitely has a few things going for it: some of porn's most impressive performers, fantastically thrilling sex, and five freely accessible bonus sites, for example. After you've exhausted the 56 available scenes, however, you'll probably find yourself wondering what to do next. Well, you could head off to enjoy one of the bonus sites, but that doesn't really say much for Nasty Naughty Bitches now, does it? It is, however, the truth. Nasty Naughty Bitches simply doesn't hold enough videos or galleries - the latter, by the way, is the only place you'll find anything resembling high resolution content, in this instance 2400px images - to keep any reasonably experience porn fiend satisfied for very long. What's more, the scenes that are available all appear to be pulled from non-exclusive movies made anywhere from three to fifteen years ago with here unnamed performers, and not a single one of them can be downloaded, just streamed. The limitations Nasty Naughty Bitches puts on your viewing really don't belong in the age of superfast downloading 1080p HD movies and they're just another sign that this site has missed the boat almost entirely. (Hell, I've got a soft spot for any site on which my dear departed Haley Paige appears.)