Naughty Bookworms review

Naughty Bookworms review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/12/2012

Overview:
These days, nerds are where it's at. Unfortunately, there seems to be an endless stream of women ready to throw on some lens-less spectacles, make known their supposedly genuine love of a popular comic book character, claim they played D&D as a teen, and court the attention of the socially awkward, introspective, intelligent guys for whom being a "nerd" has largely been a burden and not a designation that saw them fending off advances from the kinds of girls who could easily appear in Maxim or, fuck, the Delia's catalog with a fresh face of makeup. That hasn't stopped Naughty America from capitalizing on the increased public acceptance (if you want to view it as such) of true nerds. Naughty Bookworms is Naughty America's nerd-porn site and on it you'll find such hotties as Ashlynn Leigh, Christy Mack, Lia Lor, and Riley Evans sporting specs and letting their teachers, tutors, and other intellectual superiors take full advantage of their nubile sexualities. Whether or not these girls are genuine nerds (they're not) is apparently beside the point; they're here to fuck and look vaguely geeky in the process, and you, dear reader, can imagine and project whatever personality traits you desire onto them. Costing $24.95 per month, a Naughty Bookworms membership doesn't just bring you the steamiest, sauciest "nerd" porn known to Internet-equipped man, but the rest of the Naughty America network, too. Set your boners to 'cum', fellas, and let's see if these girls are sexier than they are nerdier; or, failing that, whether or not Naughty Bookworms is as good on the inside as it looks on the outside.

Pros:
The scenarios of Naughty Bookworms scenes generally revolve around a studly teacher trying to punish or educate a girl whose mind can't help but wander from her textbooks to the contents of teacher's trousers. Presley Hart, Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, Allie Jordan, Ash Hollywood, and Dani Jensen, among others, don spectacles and hit the books for only a brief moment before grabbing teacher's belt, pulling out his dick, and going to town like real nerds at a "Weird Al" fan convention.

Delivered in High Definition formats peaking at an incredible 1080p resolution, Naughty Bookworms' videos look damn fine, almost as fine as the girls they showcase. Available in streaming and downloadable forms and a variety of formats and sizes, they present all users with a choice viewing option.

Although they're not held to a strict schedule, Naughty Bookworms updates are added frequently enough to keep the archive steadily growing well past its current 425-scene size. Wait, 425 scenes? That's a pretty damn hefty archive right there and likely enough to keep you beatin' your meat for month on end!

Should you find yourself tiring of the "nerd" shtick or simply in need of a different scenario once in a while, rejoice, 'cause access to the entire Naughty America network is included in your membership package. Not only that, but the whole shebang now costs much, much less thanks to Mr. Pink's dedication to discount. The entire Naughty America network for just $17.95? You bet your ass!

Cons:
New content is added to Naughty Bookworms frequently, yes, but not regularly. You could find as few as three or as many as sixteen days between updates here. It'd sure be nice to know exactly when a new nerd-fucking scene is due online, so let's hope the schedule is ironed out in the near future.

Naughty America is a minefield of advertising, that's for sure. You'll be ogling "nerd" girls one minute, finding yourself clicking a link to join Tonight's Girlfriend the next. I don't get it; they've already got your money. Why can't that be enough?

They might reach reasonably high resolutions of 1000px and be downloadable in zipped archives, but Naughty Bookworms' photo content could be far more impressive. Many sites are now offering 2000px and 3000px images as standard. When will Naughty America realize the days of 1000px are numbered, if not gone already?

Let's face it, these girls aren't very nerdy. It's hard to imagine them being the butt of every jock and cheerleader's juvenile sense of humor and they're not the kind of girls you imagine getting all giddy over a new graphing calculator. A hot girl is a hot girl and these girls are so stereotypically hot they cannot by definition be the outcasts all nerds inherently are.

Conclusion:
They might not be as nerdy as the dweebs you picked on in high school, but the girls of Naughty Bookworms sure are naughty. Whether wearing glasses or going barefaced, they thrust themselves into their roleplaying scenes with much enthusiasm and a virginal innocence and teenage curiosity that really brings the fantasy to life. High Definition videos look gorgeous at 720p and 1080p, and photos, while waiting to be upgraded, still look quite good at 1000px. Updates don't come regularly - you can wait as long as two weeks between drinks, as it were - and it'd be great to see that changed in the future, but there's not exactly a dearth of smut here, ya know? Throw in Naughty America network access to a whopping 31 additional websites, knock the cost of members down thanks to Mr. Pink's price-slashing discount, and you're looking at the closest thing to a sexual nirvana populated by girls who love blowing you and playing D&D equally. Bliss!