Next Door Male review

You always hear about the ‘girl next door’ - a paragon of virtue with a subtly erotic undercurrent running beneath her fair, lightly freckled skin - but never much about her male equivalent, the boy next door. Well, he grew up (but apparently didn’t move out of home) and is now the Next Door Male; he’s also featured at the site of the same name. The webmasters of said gay porn site describe the typical guy next door as a “straight, heterosexual man” cut from a “diverse selection” of body types and styles. These young men, the webmasters continue, “take pride in keeping in shape...they like to display their hard work for others to see...are clean cut and in shape, have a good physique, and are a pleasure to work with.” What kind of work are we talking about here? Fixing Mrs. Donaldson’s dishwasher? Helping little Billy with his bicycle chain? Stroking their rock hard cocks for a waiting home-viewing audience? If you’re inclined to choose the latter, you’re right! These fellas aren’t your everyday boys next door; they’re the boys next door you don’t just fantasize about, but see naked and masturbating right here in the $29.95-per-month members’ area of Next Door Male. Well, are you coming in or what?

Pros:
Updates to Next Door Male’s already substantial archive hit the homepage once a week and bring a new video scene and accompanying photo gallery to your table. At this rate, Next Door Male should be hitting the 500 scene mark by the time Mr. Pink’s takes another look and that’s great news!

Good variety of attractive young hetero men, most of them quite ripped and toned, showing off their bodies and personalities for your viewing pleasure. Next Door Male could easily be a site for Mr. Pink’s heterosexual female readers who don’t want anything too explicit but still love watching hot guys beat themselves into a state of orgasmic glee.

Both the photo and video content featured on Next Door Male is quite good, showing these boys off with solid clarity and significant visual finesse. Streaming video options include an HD Flash stream that comes through and plays beautifully, and will hopefully become the new Next Door video standard.

Next Door Male members also receive access to the rest of the Next Door Studios network. You’ll be checking out a total of fifteen sites, at your leisure, with this membership. Further evidence of Mr. Pink’s dedication to saving you, dear reader, some money is this latest discount: Next Door Male at just $14.95 a month - that’s half off!

Cons:
Both photos and videos could use resolution upgrades: the former currently peaks at 800x1024 pixels, the latter at 720x480. It’d be great to see the dedication to streaming HD videos carried over to the downloadable ones, bringing Next Door Male up to par with an increasing number of other HD-enabled sites.

It’d be great to see some better category-based navigation features here at Next Door Male. Clickable keyword tags are always a great help, so they’d be most welcome, as would a full model index with detailed profiles, now that I mention it.

It’s almost a shame to see a site with this kind of crossover potential labelled forever as a gay men’s site. Not to rain on anybody’s rainbow or anything, but I can definitely see plenty of women getting something out of these ‘straight-guy for gay-eye’ solo jerk-off scenes.

Conclusion:
For the discerning fan of homosexual male pornography, studios don’t come much better than Next Door Studios. And, for the discerning homosexual fan of heterosexual males in solo pornography, sites don’t come much better than Next Door Male. Offering a wealth of photo galleries and video scenes showing straight guys showing off their bodies (not to mention providing themselves with a fair amount of pleasure in the process), Next Door Male is a thoroughly enjoyable romp through your idea of a perfect neighborhood. Need help with your transmission? One of these lads might just help you with your fluid coupling! Until then, you’ll have to make do with Next Door Male, which, although lacking downloadable HD videos and a more detailed navigation system, is a real hoot and a half - even for the ladies!