Next Door Male review

Next Door Male review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/28/2012

Overview:
Consider your neighbors. Now consider them naked. Also consider them aroused. You're thinking about the guys, right? Those boy-next-door types with their jogging and workout regimens, their neat hairstyles, their pressed khaki trousers, their tight athletic butts. Truly that seemingly everyday young man is worth a thousand James Francos or a thousand Robert Pattinsons. Next Door Male is a site that celebrates the everyday guys that wash our cars, pack our groceries, wait on our tables, and just generally float through our lives as untouchable as they are ordinary. Presenting their amateur models in a decidedly explicit light - you'll see them beating their dicks, fingering their assholes, and otherwise enjoying their own remarkably physiques. Costing members $29.95 per month to access, Next Door Male promises to make every cent a good spend. Touting its High Definition videos, mobile-device readiness, and high resolution galleries starring models "100% straight, 100% amateur, 100% studs", it's hard to argue with Next Door Male's concept or execution. Appearances can be deceiving, though, and you could find the site ultimately unfulfilling, but there's only one surefire way to find out whether Next Door Male is gonna blow you right outta your cotton sock or make you wish you'd gone to see whatever movie that gorgeous stud Matt Damon is in this month instead. Come along with Mr. Pink as I examine everything that makes Next Door Male, well, Next Door Male. Is it all as simply perfect as it seems?

Pros:
Next Door Male would be nothing without its models and the guys you'll see here sure are handsome devils. Physically fit and stunning to look at, the models, whose ranks include Chad Logan, Jacob Valdez, Anthony Romero, Jack King, and Scotty Dean, are presented beautifully in the high quality images.

What could be better than being given the chance to ogle the aforementioned hunks of burnin' manhood in the nude? Ogling them as they masturbate, naturally. Inside or outside, with a helpful implement at the ready or completely manual, wherever they are, these guys can't help but beat their meat and poke their asses until they release all that unhealthy sexual tension. Watch those spermatozoa fly!

A new update is made here every week and brings both photo and video content to the archive. Videos look great in 720p and 1080p High Definition resolutions, while photos also look good in 1920px frames. Videos can be streamed or downloaded and come through clearly and with dynamic images in either viewing format.

With 441 galleries and 388 scenes already online, Next Door Male is by no means a small site. Expanding your enjoyment across twelve websites, your bonus Next Door World network access really makes a Next Door Male membership, which can now be had through Mr. Pink's for just $14.95, an incredible bargain.

Cons:
Next Door Male's photo galleries might present deliciously detailed views of the titular men and their incredible bodies, but without zip packages, it's a pain in the tucchus to save an entire gallery. Should webmasters add downloadable zips to the viewing options, they'll be much more enjoyable.

There are numerous mentions of the models' allegedly amateur status appearing on Next Door Male, but that hardly seems authentic. A number of the gents can be seen working their bodies on other sites, some of them Next Door sites, and it's clear they're at least semi-professional adult performers.

Topping that issue off is the lack of model index. Now, you can select the names and each guy after checking out one of his scenes, but there's no centralized model index to give you a look at every guy on the site in one convenient sitting.

Next Door Male limits its potential audience by aiming its wares exclusively at a gay male audience. Straight women watch porn, too, and this is exactly the kind of site I can imagine plenty of ladies going ga-ga over, what with it being filled with hunky, handsome boy-next-door types and all.

Conclusion:
It takes a brave man to strip naked and masturbate on camera, and even the bravest among us might not match up to what Next Door Male's models bring to this particular adult site. Naked and hard and beating off for your entertainment and their own enjoyment, the guys of Next Door Male are gorgeous hunks that never get too muscular or oafish and instead retain that everyday quality that made them so gosh darn enticing in the first place. The High Definition videos and high resolution images present the guys in very flattering formats that'll have you drooling in no time. Updates arrive weekly, bringing a new video and gallery to the already well stocked archives. Network access to the entire Next Door World group blows your accessible archive up to enormous proportions and guarantees you won't be struggling to find decent male-focused smut for some time. Next Door Male can, at times, seem a little bland, but if handsome everyday guys are your bag, there really isn't a better site for you.